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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of
my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce -- To send email to this address, remove the triple-X from my user name. |
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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
brings a whole new meaning to size matters... and as I work in a highway
rest area let me assure you that women in general are far more disgusting than men in a public toilet... if I told you even one story it wouldn't be a mild GW it would be an extreme very graphic GW, Lee Matthew wrote in message ... wrote in message ... Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce Ugghhh I feel sorry for you ladies that have to use coed bathroom It ain't that hard to aim if you can get a hold of it ;-) |
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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of
my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. [...] What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? You want your workplace to install these... http://www.urinal.net/schiphol/ ============== j-c ====== @ ====== purr . demon . co . uk ============== Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660 4760 http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/ for CD-ROMs and free | fax 0870 0554 975 stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, & Mac logic fonts | mob 07800 739 557 |
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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that??
Joyce One of the things that bothered me frequently when I was driving the truck was the number of disgusting restrooms I encountered. Really, how hard is it to deposit waste where it's supposed to go, put seats up when appropriate, and flush when finished? And for some reason the places with the consistently worst conditions were along I-10 (along the southern tier of states for non-USAians). |
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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
"Matthew" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce Ugghhh I feel sorry for you ladies that have to use coed bathroom It ain't that hard to aim if you can get a hold of it ;-) Yes, that is the problem with them. In theory it should be fine-- after all, men and women share bathrooms at home. In effect, there always seems to be guy-pee all over the place. And what about other guys? It can't be fun for them standing in a puddle of someone else's pee, either. |
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Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
On Nov 28, 1:09 am, wrote:
Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce -- To send email to this address, remove the triple-X from my user name. This was at your work? Good grief. You'd expect that at a gas station, but not your work!! I'd have been disgusted beyond belief, too. Some public restroom trivia from my daughter, the nurse, who sometimes seems fixated about public restroom cleanliness: In a study done, it was discovered that the lowest concentration of bacteria was in the stall closest to the door. (kind of suggests fewer people choose the first available stall) The best (worst?) way to introduce yukky bacteria into your home is to set your purse on a public restroom floor. Think about that, and it makes sense, because how many of us also set our purses at home on the table or counter? TMI, I know. Sympathies to you Joyce. My daughter would break out in hives if she read this. Sherry |
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Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
I sometimes think I am turning into Howard hews, but I can't help it, when I
can get them I buy those little sample cans of Lysol and spray... tell your daughter she is fine, try using a public restroom and being totally blind... it gets rough, Lee Sherry wrote in message ... On Nov 28, 1:09 am, wrote: Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce -- To send email to this address, remove the triple-X from my user name. This was at your work? Good grief. You'd expect that at a gas station, but not your work!! I'd have been disgusted beyond belief, too. Some public restroom trivia from my daughter, the nurse, who sometimes seems fixated about public restroom cleanliness: In a study done, it was discovered that the lowest concentration of bacteria was in the stall closest to the door. (kind of suggests fewer people choose the first available stall) The best (worst?) way to introduce yukky bacteria into your home is to set your purse on a public restroom floor. Think about that, and it makes sense, because how many of us also set our purses at home on the table or counter? TMI, I know. Sympathies to you Joyce. My daughter would break out in hives if she read this. Sherry |
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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
whoever invented bathroom carpet is in hell next door to the one who
invented kitchen carpet and women's underwire bras, at least I hope they are all together, Lee NeeCee wrote in message ... & i have another ?, what kind of homeowner ( we've been here 4 yrs.) puts friffin' SCULPTURE/SHAG carpet in a guest bathroom the size of a small closet!! i can't get the vacume in there,heck,i can barely fit the sweeper in there,what with the tub,toilet, & sink all squished in there!!!!! i've got a husband & a 7 y.o boy, talk about a stinky room,it's almost as bad as the litterbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no amt. of carpet powder & Febreeze works for more than 30 min. "Kreisleriana" drtmuiratearthlink.net wrote in message ... "Matthew" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce Ugghhh I feel sorry for you ladies that have to use coed bathroom It ain't that hard to aim if you can get a hold of it ;-) Yes, that is the problem with them. In theory it should be fine-- after all, men and women share bathrooms at home. In effect, there always seems to be guy-pee all over the place. And what about other guys? It can't be fun for them standing in a puddle of someone else's pee, either. |
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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
"Kreisleriana" drtmuiratearthlink.net wrote in message ... "Matthew" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce Ugghhh I feel sorry for you ladies that have to use coed bathroom It ain't that hard to aim if you can get a hold of it ;-) Yes, that is the problem with them. In theory it should be fine-- after all, men and women share bathrooms at home. In effect, there always seems to be guy-pee all over the place. And what about other guys? It can't be fun for them standing in a puddle of someone else's pee, either. At least they just get it on the bottoms of their shoes if they are standing. Personally I believe that's why men's rooms have urinals. To hopefully keep the floors dry around the commodes. Jo |
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[OT] Where was this idiot raised? (mild GW)
On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:09:51 +0000, bastXXXette wrote:
Today I stopped in the one-person restroom on the first floor of my building at work, for a quick pee. When I was done, I pulled up my pants and discovered they were wet. I looked at the floor and found that there was water - or so I thought - all around the toilet. I took off my pants to examine them (remember, I was in a single-person bathroom with a locked door), and they smelled like urine. Someone had peed on the floor! The toilet seat had been up when I came in, so apparently that someone was a guy with very bad aim. I live 45 minutes from work and I didn't want to go home to change. So I took off the pants and washed out the wet spots really well. The water in that bathroom sink gets extremely hot and the soap is a disinfecting kind, so I think it was OK. But then I had to wear pants that had all these big wet areas, which was not only unpleasant, but embarrassing. One of the wet area was all across the butt. I pretty much stayed in my office until they dried out! What kind of idiot did this? And then just left it like that?? Joyce When I was 18 I worked part time as a theater usher. On our breaks , we had to mop the restroom stalls, which were always wet. We discovered that some women would tell their kids to "go" on the floor rasher than let them sit on the toilet. One lady lifted her 11 year old to "go" in the wash basin rather than let her sit on "that dirty toilet" Old saying: "Pigs are pigs". MLB |
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