O T iz in da DOGGIE houze

Da Gramby haz a nu Pizzazz fingie dat kookz pizzas anna suchez. Diz day her
wuz making kookiez anna her putrted 8 of dem on itselfz. Her wented to da
baffroom and when he kam back her saw a blak spaze where a kookie had been.
Den her wented to answer da fone. Same fing happened againz. Her goted her
spy glaz anna hid frum da kitties. Her saw O T jump up on da stool, put out
hiz klazw, da kookiez was hott. He pulled one off da go round fingie and
dropped it on da floor. Willow helped himselfz tare it in piecez and dem
ate it. Auntie soft says when dat sugar kikz in it will be zoomies for all
nitz. Piglet who didn't eat any of that stuff.