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Old March 9th 06, 02:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood
pressure or anything else I could think of. But now, I found out the real
reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al Qaeda.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state government.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, real nice.

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CatNipped

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Old March 10th 06, 02:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"CatNipped" wrote in message
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough
sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood
pressure or anything else I could think of. But now, I found out the real
reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with fighting the Al

Qaeda.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for state government.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, real nice.


cute!


 




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