Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca