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Old March 26th 04, 12:38 AM
Adam
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T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
================================================== =
Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises



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Old March 26th 04, 01:24 AM
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This is just too sweet! Thanks very much for the laugh.
Please do forward our purrs, respect, and bestest birthday skritches to
Great Girtha on this most auspicious occasion.
She is most assuredly the Grande Dame of Sumo, and we are humbled to make
her acquaitance.
-Tiki, Freddie, and their lowly Catslave
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Old March 29th 04, 10:07 PM
Adam
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Crdamz wrote:
This is just too sweet! Thanks very much for the laugh.
Please do forward our purrs, respect, and bestest birthday skritches to
Great Girtha on this most auspicious occasion.
She is most assuredly the Grande Dame of Sumo, and we are humbled to make
her acquaitance.
-Tiki, Freddie, and their lowly Catslave


Fangu furry much efurrykitty! And Ize honurred tu meet all uv you too!

Allegra "Great Girtha," VC
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Old March 26th 04, 01:31 AM
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Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette,
getting read to order another cake
Adam same@same wrote in message ...

T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
================================================== =
Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises





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Old March 29th 04, 10:08 PM
Adam
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Miss Violette wrote:

Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette,
getting read to order another cake


Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun!

Allegra, VC
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Old March 30th 04, 08:37 AM
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I can't recall the exact date but his mamma was ill so he is having a late
parti, and it seems that Trudi and our hoomanz forgot her annifursary day
also which she thinks should have a parti also, Miss Violette
Adam wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:

Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss

Violette,
getting read to order another cake


Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun!

Allegra, VC



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Old April 1st 04, 08:10 PM
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Okay, parti tyme!!!

Allegra, VC

I can't recall the exact date but his mamma was ill so he is having a late
parti, and it seems that Trudi and our hoomanz forgot her annifursary day
also which she thinks should have a parti also, Miss Violette

Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss
Violette, getting read to order another cake


Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun!

Allegra, VC

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Old April 2nd 04, 02:11 AM
Miss Violette
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Miss Violette steps out of the porter in the parti room with a food bowl
shaped cake for her friend, Here you go, Miss Violette
Adam wrote in message
...
Okay, parti tyme!!!

Allegra, VC

I can't recall the exact date but his mamma was ill so he is having a

late
parti, and it seems that Trudi and our hoomanz forgot her annifursary

day
also which she thinks should have a parti also, Miss Violette

Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss
Violette, getting read to order another cake

Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun!

Allegra, VC



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Old March 26th 04, 01:56 AM
ChildFree23
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Con-cat-ulations, Allegra! May there be many more.

Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC & Lilith Kitten

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Adam" same@same wrote in message
...

T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
================================================== =
Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises





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Old March 26th 04, 08:28 PM
Mlle. Anaïs
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HiHi Girtha,

Anna a happy purrday to yew! Dat's kwite an accomplishment to be 15,
concatulationz!

I'ze enjoyed reeding yourown REPORT, anna if yew iz luking fur a noo
sumo kittee, I'z gonna ask my wink, Tiger ifn hisownwelf iz innerested. He's
a big boycat.

Anywayz, yew haff a happy purrday!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


Adam wrote:
T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
================================================== =
Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises



 




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