The Girtha Report!

Fangu! Has Capt. Midnight explained what it was that he did to earn
such an honorable honor from Great Girtha?

No! What did he do?

Lilith Kitten, Age 3
Curiously

Itz fur his wurk in Animal Rescue! Maybee Capt. Midnight kin post it
heer so efurrykitty kin lern abowt what he did.

Allegra, VC

Mlle. Anaïs wrote:

Dat is a wunnerful web-site, Allegra-san! We'ze enjoyed it furry much!

Anna if'n dere's sumfin we'ze cud do, we'ze be glad to hep wif da
tournament.

I didn't do da websyte, I was just in da tunramint. Da web payges were
dun by da Tuffgrrl Kitties an Soomocat Productions, espeshly Ceilidh
Flurrydance an Skye Silversong (both RB). I was just an entrunt.

Allegra, VC

Shee *is* da girthiest, now an furreffur!

Happy HAPPY purrday, Miz Allegra!

Mietze, wiff Norville, Neko an Azad nodding their heads, and Ella,
Buster Badseed and Molly Samin all wishing their mom would get off her
duff and enroll *them* in the club as well

Fangu furry furry much, alla you, fur da wishes, and fangu fur being my
fans!!! Noo memfurs are allwayze welkum.

Wen did Mietze get tu be listed ahead uv Norville???

Allegra "Great Girtha," VC


Wenn I do da ritin, *I* git to go furrst! ;-3

Mietze

I tell da sekreterry bowt dis, but don't cownt on ennything!

Allegra, VC

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.


Allegra, happy furday. From me an from da kitties cwoss da stweet.

Could you add all of us to youz fan club? Wez is all vewy impwessed wif
yourz accomplishments, an would like to weceive all of yourz newsletters.

We a
Short Tail Tom (me) -
Cleopatra Silvercat -
Amelia T Cat -
Tabitha Kitten -
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten -

Fangu vewy much!

Da sekreterry haz sent da memfurship info tu STT's address. If yu have
enny kweschuns, yu kin ask me or da sekreterry at rubin AT bestweb DOT
net. Fangu fur yur innerest!

Allegra, VC

Ize furry honurred. Fangu!

Allegra, VC, VP TEC, TCC, etc.

Paw Ess. Innarested in joyning da Great Girtha Fan Club?

Dat wuz awsumlee impressive!
I'm habing Meowmee purrint it owt furr me tu keep awlwayz!

Dyna, empressed



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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Miss Violette steps out of the porter in the parti room with a food bowl
shaped cake for her friend, Here you go, Miss Violette
Adam wrote in message
...
Okay, parti tyme!!!

Allegra, VC

I can't recall the exact date but his mamma was ill so he is having a
late
parti, and it seems that Trudi and our hoomanz forgot her annifursary
day
also which she thinks should have a parti also, Miss Violette

Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss
Violette, getting read to order another cake

Wen is/wuz his purrday? Enny reason fur a parti iz a gud wun!

Allegra, VC

Fangu! Has Capt. Midnight explained what it was that he did to earn
such an honorable honor from Great Girtha?

No! What did he do?

Lilith Kitten, Age 3
Curiously

Itz fur his wurk in Animal Rescue! Maybee Capt. Midnight kin post it
heer so efurrykitty kin lern abowt what he did.

Allegra, VC

Eight years ago, I went out hunting in a rain storm. I found a three week
old tortie kitten, so I brought her back by the scruff of her neck and put
her down behind the broom on the patio. GranMeowmie thought I had brought
her a rat, so she didn't pay any attention. The next day, Meowmie Debby
found it when it wouldn't stop crying and rescued it.

Can I get back to my nap now?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

Awwwww, dat's a touching story, Capn! You is a gud kittee wit a heart uv
gold!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

ChildFree23 wrote:
Fangu! Has Capt. Midnight explained what it was that he did to
earn such an honorable honor from Great Girtha?

No! What did he do?

Lilith Kitten, Age 3
Curiously

Itz fur his wurk in Animal Rescue! Maybee Capt. Midnight kin post
it heer so efurrykitty kin lern abowt what he did.

Allegra, VC

Eight years ago, I went out hunting in a rain storm. I found a
three week old tortie kitten, so I brought her back by the scruff of
her neck and put her down behind the broom on the patio.
GranMeowmie thought I had brought her a rat, so she didn't pay any
attention. The next day, Meowmie Debby found it when it wouldn't
stop crying and rescued it.

Can I get back to my nap now?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

All five cats in the house stand and salute, *quietly* The human is very
impurressed, Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Fangu! Has Capt. Midnight explained what it was that he did to earn
such an honorable honor from Great Girtha?

No! What did he do?

Lilith Kitten, Age 3
Curiously

Itz fur his wurk in Animal Rescue! Maybee Capt. Midnight kin post it
heer so efurrykitty kin lern abowt what he did.

Allegra, VC

Eight years ago, I went out hunting in a rain storm. I found a three week
old tortie kitten, so I brought her back by the scruff of her neck and put
her down behind the broom on the patio. GranMeowmie thought I had brought
her a rat, so she didn't pay any attention. The next day, Meowmie Debby
found it when it wouldn't stop crying and rescued it.

Can I get back to my nap now?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

All five cats in the house stand and salute, *quietly* The human is very
impurressed, Miss Violette

Eight years ago, I went out hunting in a rain storm. I found a three week
old tortie kitten, so I brought her back by the scruff of her neck and put
her down behind the broom on the patio. GranMeowmie thought I had brought
her a rat, so she didn't pay any attention. The next day, Meowmie Debby
found it when it wouldn't stop crying and rescued it.

Dat IS quite a accomplishment, Captain! We'z all salute you too.

a silver girl cat, a big tortie girl, a tiny fluffy black girlkitten,
and a big orange tabby kitten all stand at attention and render a kitty
salute - where the tip of the tail curls arounds the head and touches
the head just above the eyes

The Highland Kitties