I seem to have inhaled a kitten

I have a godawful cold which has gone down into my lungs.

Every morning when I try to breathe through those gummed-up tubes,
there is a sound from my lungs exactly like a tiny kitten meowing.
It's loud enough for other people to hear.

(At other times it's more like a fax machine inside my chest. I'm
waiting for the sound of a kitten being put through a fax machine...)

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