"Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Mosey, hoo haz nebber seen a chikken.

I'z seen chickens before! Dey come in liddle pieces in red cardboard
bucket, and dey is yummy!

Harri

OOOoooo, yew wook furry nise fur da show Tabitha.
Very bootiful dress I wike wat yew did wif yer hair tew.
Nise sparklez innit.
*hands you a big red rose with no thorns onnit*
We bedder git goin or we will be late.
Da limo iz waiting fur usses
*takes Tabitha's arm and gently leads hur tew da Limo*
See yew awl dere
*chex pocetxt fur da ticketx* Yup, gott im G
Mosey
UB~dis is gunna be sew mutch funfun

Dat's a bootiful rose - fangu! Yes, dis is gonna be a bunch of fun.

Tabitha

In article ,
Harri Roadcat wrote:

Mosey, hoo haz nebber seen a chikken.

I'z seen chickens before! Dey come in liddle pieces in red cardboard
bucket, and dey is yummy!

Harri

Silly Harri, dats funny! Dats how dey looks after dey is cooked. Dey
REALLY comes in liddle styrofoam plastic trays covered wif clear plastic
wrap.

Tabitha

Weze tinks dey cum in plastik kontainerz all cooked an redy to eet. Dey
dont got heds, an der insidez ar hollow. but dey sure ar gud.

Booker

Hoomin note: rotisserie chicken from Costco, which Booker will beg for.

Tabitha Fluffytail wrote:
In article ,
Harri Roadcat wrote:

Mosey, hoo haz nebber seen a chikken.
I'z seen chickens before! Dey come in liddle pieces in red cardboard
bucket, and dey is yummy!

Harri

Silly Harri, dats funny! Dats how dey looks after dey is cooked. Dey
REALLY comes in liddle styrofoam plastic trays covered wif clear plastic
wrap.

Tabitha

"Tabitha Fluffytail"
OOOoooo, yew wook furry nise fur da show Tabitha.
Very bootiful dress I wike wat yew did wif yer hair tew.
Nise sparklez innit.
*hands you a big red rose with no thorns onnit*
We bedder git goin or we will be late.
Da limo iz waiting fur usses
*takes Tabitha's arm and gently leads hur tew da Limo*
See yew awl dere
*chex pocetxt fur da ticketx* Yup, gott im G
Mosey
UB~dis is gunna be sew mutch funfun

Dat's a bootiful rose - fangu! Yes, dis is gonna be a bunch of fun.

Tabitha

Yew r furry welcome my dear. Iam gwad yew wike et
I hurd dat dem CAT dansers are puttin onna speshul show jest fur usses
kitties cuz dey wikes kitties demselves. Datz nise uff dem tew doo dat.
I fink we shul awl take sum flowerz n gib dem tew da dancers tew say fangu
fur doin dat fur usses. Wat dew yew awl fink bout dat?
Mosey

"Harri Roadcat" ...
Mosey, hoo haz nebber seen a chikken.

I'z seen chickens before! Dey come in liddle pieces in red cardboard
bucket, and dey is yummy!

Harri

Yew is funny Harri..I meen reel live chikkenz, silly

Meowmie kant eet doze kinda chikkenz cuz dey has em ess gee in em n hur gits
mygrayne hedakes frum dat ingreedient.
Mosey

"Tabitha Fluffytail"
,
Harri Roadcat
Mosey, hoo haz nebber seen a chikken.

I'z seen chickens before! Dey come in liddle pieces in red cardboard
bucket, and dey is yummy!

Harri

Silly Harri, dats funny! Dats how dey looks after dey is cooked. Dey
REALLY comes in liddle styrofoam plastic trays covered wif clear plastic
wrap.

Tabitha

I haz eeten dem kinda chikken cuz dey dunt hab em ess gee in dem.
Dat is a badbad engrident fur Meowmie.
Wike i telled Harri, et gibs hur mygrayne hedakez.
But not awl chikken dat iz cooked. Her haz tew reed da lablez..

Mosey

"ClowderCat" ...
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester
Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence
Meowmie n Paw dint fink sew....
Paw gotted reel mad wif me fur dat.
I hurk onna rug sumtimez.
Mosey


Humans have weird ideas about stuff like that. Mom doesn't like it when
I hurk.

Clarence

Meowmie dunt wike it wen I hurk either.
Hur wurriez I mite be sik or sumptin wike dat.

Mosey
Mom thinks I'm allergic to chicken. I hope not, chicken tastes so good!

Clarence

Meowmie finks I'm lergic tew turkey, cuz it makes me hurk.

Mosey

"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a

chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled,
but den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to
unpuff ther tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus
go bak to owr plan that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at
da same tyme. Kind of like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red
all da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it
starts agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium
on threts til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing
to have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as
she doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence
Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to
bring some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence
Mmmmm, I cud bwing sum nip ise cream tew.
Mosey
That sounds good. And I could bring pizzas.

Clarence

Oooooooo, wat kinda pizza?
I'm pretty sure i will be bizzy on Saturday n purt uf Sunday...oh bunk :/
Kan we haf da meeting next weekend?
I reely wanna be dere.
Mosey
Any kind of pizza you want. Just let us know and we'll make it.

mmmmm I wike pizza wif bakon n chikkn n pepperoni..thin krust

We can have the meeting any time. Remember, it's in cyberspace!

Clarence

Umkay, but letz stay away frum doze bwak holez.

Mosey

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

"Mosey =^. .^=`"
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"


"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:

ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a

chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled,
but den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to
unpuff ther tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus
go bak to owr plan that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at
da same tyme. Kind of like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red
all da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it
starts agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium
on threts til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing
to have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as
she doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence

Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to
bring some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence

Hiii Giiize!
heer yaaar.
Da sentur of da Mousesikulz© ar awlreddee stufft wiff nip,
I fed sum tu da mice, ya kno!
An da Micekreem© iz in seffurrul flaburz, but sprinklink nip
on top tu mayke uh nip sundae izza gudgud ideer.
--
Pitô.ônya

Dat sowndz sew gudgud Pitô.ônya, I wishus I wuzznt hafta be bizzy on
Saturday.
Now iam mad iffin I have tew miss da meeting.
Mosey
heerz sum furr yu neow.

x:3Q=Q~~~~~~~~~
X:3Q=Q-----------------
--
Pitô.ônya

Mmmmmm gud gud, fangu Pitô.ônya furry mutch.
Dat wuz nise uff yew tew dew dat fur mee. G

Mosey