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  #111  
Old July 28th 08, 02:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default "Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Mosey=^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester
Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence
Meowmie n Paw dint fink sew....
Paw gotted reel mad wif me fur dat.
I hurk onna rug sumtimez.
Mosey


Humans have weird ideas about stuff like that. Mom doesn't like it when
I hurk.

Clarence
Meowmie dunt wike it wen I hurk either.
Hur wurriez I mite be sik or sumptin wike dat.

Mosey

Mom thinks I'm allergic to chicken. I hope not, chicken tastes so good!

Clarence


Meowmie finks I'm lergic tew turkey, cuz it makes me hurk.

Mosey


Chicken makes me hurk. I don't like turkey as much.

Clarence
  #112  
Old July 28th 08, 02:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default "Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Mosey=^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a

chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled,
but den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to
unpuff ther tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus
go bak to owr plan that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at
da same tyme. Kind of like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red
all da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it
starts agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium
on threts til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing
to have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as
she doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence
Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to
bring some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence
Mmmmm, I cud bwing sum nip ise cream tew.
Mosey
That sounds good. And I could bring pizzas.

Clarence
Oooooooo, wat kinda pizza?
I'm pretty sure i will be bizzy on Saturday n purt uf Sunday...oh bunk :/
Kan we haf da meeting next weekend?
I reely wanna be dere.
Mosey

Any kind of pizza you want. Just let us know and we'll make it.


mmmmm I wike pizza wif bakon n chikkn n pepperoni..thin krust
We can have the meeting any time. Remember, it's in cyberspace!

Clarence


Umkay, but letz stay away frum doze bwak holez.

Mosey


OK. The crusts we make are made of cheese instead of pizza dough.

Clarence
  #113  
Old July 28th 08, 11:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Tabitha Fluffytail" ...
"Mosey =^. .^=`" :


Doze sunkatcherz are sew pretty rnt dey? Paw dint sell inny uff hiz.
Anna
we gots windchimes inna house tew. Da one dat wuz outside blew off .
Dey
mayke sum nise tinkles, dunt dey?
Mosey


They do. They sound furry purrty.

We hafn't been able to put ourz up cuz of all da stormz. Wez got one
headed our way wif winds of 80 miles a hour!

Tabitha


Ohhhhh nooooo, I am wurried dat yew will awl bee umkay
Puuuuuuuurrs fur yer tew bee sayfe
Wuv
Mosey


  #114  
Old July 28th 08, 11:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
Yew r furry welcome my dear. Iam gwad yew wike et
I hurd dat dem CAT dansers are puttin onna speshul show jest fur usses
kitties cuz dey wikes kitties demselves. Datz nise uff dem tew doo
dat.
I fink we shul awl take sum flowerz n gib dem tew da dancers tew say
fangu
fur doin dat fur usses. Wat dew yew awl fink bout dat?
Mosey
I fink dats a eggzeleny idear!

Tabitha


Fangu my dear, I will git da bokay frum da boft uf
usses iffen dat iz umkay wif yew.
nosepoink
Mosey

Why, Fangu!

Lucy


Yew r welcome Lucy.
I only gotted enuff toonas tew git 2 bowkays,
one frum yew n one frum me n Tabitha
Mosey


  #115  
Old July 28th 08, 11:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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....
Fangu my dear, I will git da bokay frum da boft uf
usses iffen dat iz umkay wif yew.
nosepoink
Mosey


Yep, dats a gudgud idear.

Tabitha


Umkay den, I getted 2 bokays den,
Lucy wants one n I kan get one frum bof uf usses.
I dunt gotted tew minny toonas tew provide bokays frum efferbuddy.
Sawry
nosepoinks Tabitha
Mosey


  #116  
Old July 28th 08, 11:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default "Loveable" Louise Mugabe!


"ClowderCat"
Mosey=^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to
find some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester
Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence
Meowmie n Paw dint fink sew....
Paw gotted reel mad wif me fur dat.
I hurk onna rug sumtimez.
Mosey


Humans have weird ideas about stuff like that. Mom doesn't like it
when I hurk.

Clarence
Meowmie dunt wike it wen I hurk either.
Hur wurriez I mite be sik or sumptin wike dat.

Mosey
Mom thinks I'm allergic to chicken. I hope not, chicken tastes so good!

Clarence


Meowmie finks I'm lergic tew turkey, cuz it makes me hurk.

Mosey

Chicken makes me hurk. I don't like turkey as much.

Clarence


How bout sum beef den?
Mosey


  #117  
Old July 28th 08, 11:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default "Loveable" Louise Mugabe!


"ClowderCat"
Mosey=^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz
a
chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come
here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to
find some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled,
but den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to
unpuff ther tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud
jus go bak to owr plan that we could hafffa purresident anna
Poohbah at da same tyme. Kind of like a purresident anna
sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt
red all da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an
it starts agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa
moratorium on threts til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm
willing to have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as
long as she doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence
Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to
bring some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence
Mmmmm, I cud bwing sum nip ise cream tew.
Mosey
That sounds good. And I could bring pizzas.

Clarence
Oooooooo, wat kinda pizza?
I'm pretty sure i will be bizzy on Saturday n purt uf Sunday...oh bunk
:/
Kan we haf da meeting next weekend?
I reely wanna be dere.
Mosey
Any kind of pizza you want. Just let us know and we'll make it.


mmmmm I wike pizza wif bakon n chikkn n pepperoni..thin krust
We can have the meeting any time. Remember, it's in cyberspace!

Clarence


Umkay, but letz stay away frum doze bwak holez.

Mosey

OK. The crusts we make are made of cheese instead of pizza dough.

Clarence


Dat sowndz gudgud...I wike cheeze
Mosey


  #118  
Old July 28th 08, 11:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default To Tabitha Da Broadway Show "Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Mosey, maybe u don knowz bud cats alwayz haf enuf toonas. If dey nedz sum.
dey borrow da kredit kard from der hoomanz.
"Mosey =^. .^=`" wrote in message
...

...
Fangu my dear, I will git da bokay frum da boft uf
usses iffen dat iz umkay wif yew.
nosepoink
Mosey


Yep, dats a gudgud idear.

Tabitha


Umkay den, I getted 2 bokays den,
Lucy wants one n I kan get one frum bof uf usses.
I dunt gotted tew minny toonas tew provide bokays frum efferbuddy.
Sawry
nosepoinks Tabitha
Mosey



  #119  
Old July 29th 08, 04:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Posts: 529
Default "Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey=^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to
find some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester
Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence
Meowmie n Paw dint fink sew....
Paw gotted reel mad wif me fur dat.
I hurk onna rug sumtimez.
Mosey


Humans have weird ideas about stuff like that. Mom doesn't like it
when I hurk.

Clarence
Meowmie dunt wike it wen I hurk either.
Hur wurriez I mite be sik or sumptin wike dat.

Mosey
Mom thinks I'm allergic to chicken. I hope not, chicken tastes so good!

Clarence
Meowmie finks I'm lergic tew turkey, cuz it makes me hurk.

Mosey

Chicken makes me hurk. I don't like turkey as much.

Clarence


How bout sum beef den?
Mosey


That sounds good but I like chicken better.

Clarence
  #120  
Old July 29th 08, 04:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Posts: 529
Default "Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey=^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz
a
chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come
here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to
find some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled,
but den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to
unpuff ther tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud
jus go bak to owr plan that we could hafffa purresident anna
Poohbah at da same tyme. Kind of like a purresident anna
sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt
red all da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an
it starts agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa
moratorium on threts til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm
willing to have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as
long as she doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence
Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to
bring some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence
Mmmmm, I cud bwing sum nip ise cream tew.
Mosey
That sounds good. And I could bring pizzas.

Clarence
Oooooooo, wat kinda pizza?
I'm pretty sure i will be bizzy on Saturday n purt uf Sunday...oh bunk
:/
Kan we haf da meeting next weekend?
I reely wanna be dere.
Mosey
Any kind of pizza you want. Just let us know and we'll make it.
mmmmm I wike pizza wif bakon n chikkn n pepperoni..thin krust
We can have the meeting any time. Remember, it's in cyberspace!

Clarence
Umkay, but letz stay away frum doze bwak holez.

Mosey

OK. The crusts we make are made of cheese instead of pizza dough.

Clarence


Dat sowndz gudgud...I wike cheeze
Mosey


We do too.

Chester and Clarence
 




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