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  #1  
Old October 8th 09, 06:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Butted, shee haz da zoomies. Wors den befour da hairscut. She runs an
bounces and maks da Bear or even USSES play wiff her. Den shee runs sum
mor. I gotted so tyred ub it dat I hissed at hurself furry politely from
across da rume. An she YELPED wike I slapped herself. Wich I did GNOT.
An da Bear YELLED at me.

Bad SaMANfa.


Our new doggie, Starr, gets the zoomies too. Paw says that Ranger isn't
the only one that get rocket-butt any more.

Amelia
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Old October 8th 09, 07:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Oct 8, 1:19*pm, Amelia T Cat wrote:
Butted, shee haz da zoomies. Wors den befour da hairscut. She runs an
bounces and maks da Bear or even USSES play wiff her. Den shee runs sum
mor. I gotted so tyred ub it dat I hissed at hurself furry politely from
across da rume. An she YELPED wike I slapped herself. Wich I did GNOT.
An da Bear YELLED at me.


Bad SaMANfa.


Our new doggie, Starr, gets the zoomies too. Paw says that Ranger isn't
the only one that get rocket-butt any more.

Fangyu four bringin dis ovur frum da uther nosegroop were Uncl Bill
typebitted it by musteak

glares at Uncl Bill

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Old October 8th 09, 07:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default Puppy Zoomies

Fangyu four bringin dis ovur frum da uther nosegroop were Uncl Bill
typebitted it by musteak

glares at Uncl Bill


No problem. My human does that sometimes too.

Humans, what can you do?

Amelia
  #4  
Old October 8th 09, 08:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Oct 8, 12:56*pm, Amelia T Cat wrote:
Fangyu four bringin dis ovur frum da uther nosegroop were Uncl Bill
typebitted it by musteak


glares at Uncl Bill


No problem. My human does that sometimes too.

Humans, what can you do?

Amelia


Kitteez gotz to learn to be payshent 'bout da hoominz short kumminks.
Fur instabanz, mine own meowmie twyz to zoom wif me wen I do da
zoomiez butted she furry furry slow an sumtymz efen gitted wost an
cannot fine mine seff, sew I has to meow to hur, an amyooz mineseff
wile waytink fur hur to awwive. Pawhaps she cud keep up wif a puppy,
butted nott wif a kittee.

MeOwy, eggzpeeryentz zoomer
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Old October 8th 09, 09:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Kitteez gotz to learn to be payshent 'bout da hoominz short kumminks.
Fur instabanz, mine own meowmie twyz to zoom wif me wen I do da zoomiez
butted she furry furry slow an sumtymz efen gitted wost an cannot fine
mine seff, sew I has to meow to hur, an amyooz mineseff wile waytink fur
hur to awwive. Pawhaps she cud keep up wif a puppy, butted nott wif a
kittee.

MeOwy, eggzpeeryentz zoomer


When I waz still ridin in da truck wif mine Paw, I useded to get da
zoomies when we did leash walks in da desert. Specially in Arifurzona and
Tekzaz. An mine Paw would try to zoom to keep up wif me, but his was
allez too slow an too clumsy. Sometimes I would zoom round a tree wif
sharp spiky fings, and him would zoom into da tree.

But him still keeps da lidderbokses clean, and feeds us on time most of
da time, so I guess we'll keep him. Fur now.

Harri
  #6  
Old October 9th 09, 12:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Oct 8, 2:08*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Kitteez gotz to learn to be payshent 'bout da hoominz short kumminks.
Fur instabanz, mine own meowmie twyz to zoom wif me wen I do da zoomiez
butted she furry furry slow an sumtymz efen gitted wost an cannot fine
mine seff, sew I has to meow to hur, an amyooz mineseff wile waytink fur
hur to awwive. *Pawhaps she cud keep up wif a puppy, butted nott wif a
kittee.


MeOwy, eggzpeeryentz zoomer


When I waz still ridin in da truck wif mine Paw, I useded to get da
zoomies when we did leash walks in da desert. Specially in Arifurzona and
Tekzaz. An mine Paw would try to zoom to keep up wif me, but his was
allez too slow an too clumsy. Sometimes I would zoom round a tree wif
sharp spiky fings, and him would zoom into da tree.

But him still keeps da lidderbokses clean, and feeds us on time most of
da time, so I guess we'll keep him. Fur now.

Harri


I agwee..wooks wike heez a keepurr wif oney mynor impurrfekshuns
weekwireeng a widdl payshents. Nuffink an eggspeerentz kittee wike
yoorseff cannot handdibl.
Usses furchoonut to hab dem I fink.
MeOwy
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Old October 9th 09, 08:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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sshhhh duzint say dat or you willz endz up wiffa puppy, Trudi, horrified

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Have a great day
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Oct 8, 12:56 pm, Amelia T Cat wrote:
Fangyu four bringin dis ovur frum da uther nosegroop were Uncl Bill
typebitted it by musteak


glares at Uncl Bill


No problem. My human does that sometimes too.

Humans, what can you do?

Amelia


Kitteez gotz to learn to be payshent 'bout da hoominz short kumminks.
Fur instabanz, mine own meowmie twyz to zoom wif me wen I do da
zoomiez butted she furry furry slow an sumtymz efen gitted wost an
cannot fine mine seff, sew I has to meow to hur, an amyooz mineseff
wile waytink fur hur to awwive. Pawhaps she cud keep up wif a puppy,
butted nott wif a kittee.

MeOwy, eggzpeeryentz zoomer


  #8  
Old October 9th 09, 08:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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recintli we catsidered gettin new hoominz but den we figurez dat rehomin
deze hoominz wuld be too hard beclawz dey iza matched pair anna hasta be
dopted togefur so we cidedta juzt keep tryinta trainz dem, stormmee iz hafin
sum suksees wif da furri one butted she sayz soft iz hopelezz, trudi

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Have a great day
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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Kitteez gotz to learn to be payshent 'bout da hoominz short kumminks.
Fur instabanz, mine own meowmie twyz to zoom wif me wen I do da zoomiez
butted she furry furry slow an sumtymz efen gitted wost an cannot fine
mine seff, sew I has to meow to hur, an amyooz mineseff wile waytink fur
hur to awwive. Pawhaps she cud keep up wif a puppy, butted nott wif a
kittee.

MeOwy, eggzpeeryentz zoomer


When I waz still ridin in da truck wif mine Paw, I useded to get da
zoomies when we did leash walks in da desert. Specially in Arifurzona and
Tekzaz. An mine Paw would try to zoom to keep up wif me, but his was
allez too slow an too clumsy. Sometimes I would zoom round a tree wif
sharp spiky fings, and him would zoom into da tree.

But him still keeps da lidderbokses clean, and feeds us on time most of
da time, so I guess we'll keep him. Fur now.

Harri



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Old October 10th 09, 08:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Oct 9, 1:32*am, "Stormmmee" wrote:
recintli we catsidered gettin new hoominz but den we figurez dat rehomin
deze hoominz wuld be too hard beclawz dey iza matched pair anna hasta be
dopted togefur so we cidedta juzt keep tryinta trainz dem, stormmee iz hafin
sum suksees wif da furri one butted she sayz soft iz hopelezz, trudi

--
Have a great day"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message

...



Kitteez gotz to learn to be payshent 'bout da hoominz short kumminks.
Fur instabanz, mine own meowmie twyz to zoom wif me wen I do da zoomiez
butted she furry furry slow an sumtymz efen gitted wost an cannot fine
mine seff, sew I has to meow to hur, an amyooz mineseff wile waytink fur
hur to awwive. *Pawhaps she cud keep up wif a puppy, butted nott wif a
kittee.


MeOwy, eggzpeeryentz zoomer


When I waz still ridin in da truck wif mine Paw, I useded to get da
zoomies when we did leash walks in da desert. Specially in Arifurzona and
Tekzaz. An mine Paw would try to zoom to keep up wif me, but his was
allez too slow an too clumsy. Sometimes I would zoom round a tree wif
sharp spiky fings, and him would zoom into da tree.


But him still keeps da lidderbokses clean, and feeds us on time most of
da time, so I guess we'll keep him. Fur now.


Harri- Hide quoted text -


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I hazzez da sayme sitchooyayshun atta mine wezidenze. If da meowmie
wuzznt heer evfurry day, den da pawpy wud gnot be puttink da fudz in
dere pawpur dishes, da fantsy feets kibbls onna wite side, an da
pooreena indoor kittee kibbls on da wite, er dat shud be da ff kribbl
onna weft side, Gnot eezy to do fings wite aroun heer. An da widder
bokz wud gnot be kleened free tymes efry day. It wud be hous ob
horrwerz efen dough da pawpy is furry gnice. An an he duznt poot da
bwoo bankee on his lap wen he sits down fur me to sweep on, wike
meowmie duz. Butted habbink tew hoominz is a gud fing, Gud to hab an
eggstra wun, pawbly. Gud to hab payshents tew. an lern to compurrmize
sumtymez. Sigh.
MeOwy
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Old October 11th 09, 04:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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On Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:21:56 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

I hazzez da sayme sitchooyayshun atta mine wezidenze. If da meowmie
wuzznt heer evfurry day, den da pawpy wud gnot be puttink da fudz in
dere pawpur dishes, da fantsy feets kibbls onna wite side, an da
pooreena indoor kittee kibbls on da wite, er dat shud be da ff kribbl
onna weft side, Gnot eezy to do fings wite aroun heer. An da widder
bokz wud gnot be kleened free tymes efry day. It wud be hous ob
horrwerz efen dough da pawpy is furry gnice. An an he duznt poot da
bwoo bankee on his lap wen he sits down fur me to sweep on, wike
meowmie duz. Butted habbink tew hoominz is a gud fing, Gud to hab an
eggstra wun, pawbly. Gud to hab payshents tew. an lern to compurrmize
sumtymez. Sigh.
MeOwy


Awwww,

I finks dat yoo haff a lufink meowmie, and iz a
furry lucky kittie! Buttid sumtimez dey cum wif
anofur hooman!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

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