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Making the bed... the hard way!!
What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when
3 out of 4 cats want to help. 1. Take cats off bed. 2. Tell them you're sorry in a nice, loving tone of voice!! (Very important). 3. Put first sheet on bed. 4. Take one cat off bed. 5. Trip over one cat that found a puddle of sunshine on the floor. 6. Take other cat off bed. 7. Open window due to feeling a bit warm. 8. Take two cats off bed. 9. Put body pillow on bed. 10. Take three cats off bed. 11. Quickly put top sheet on bed. 12. Take darn cat off of THE bed. 13. Put on cooler shirt and get more deodorant. 14. Sit down on bed and ask two cats what their purpose is and then take cats off bed. 15. Ahem! Take one cat off bed. 16. Forget nice kitty in puddle of sunshine and trip over him again. 17. Other cat enters room and gets on bed. 18. Can you guess? Take THREE cats off bed. 19. Put blanket on bed upside down because I don't care anymore. 20. Big sigh. Sweet Kitty!! Get off bed!!! 21. Put comforter on bed. 22. Notice 2 extra lumps on bed. 23. Walk out of room & trip over DOG who came up to see what cats are doing. 24. Come downstairs and sit for a moment. 25. All cats come downstairs to see how they can help next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- ·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) Laurie ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.· *~*LiveLoveLaugh*~* Aloha!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history!!" |
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"~*LiveLoveLaugh*~" wrote in message ... What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when 3 out of 4 cats want to help. 1. Take cats off bed. 2. Tell them you're sorry in a nice, loving tone of voice!! (Very important). 3. Put first sheet on bed. 4. Take one cat off bed. 5. Trip over one cat that found a puddle of sunshine on the floor. 6. Take other cat off bed. 7. Open window due to feeling a bit warm. 8. Take two cats off bed. 9. Put body pillow on bed. 10. Take three cats off bed. 11. Quickly put top sheet on bed. 12. Take darn cat off of THE bed. 13. Put on cooler shirt and get more deodorant. 14. Sit down on bed and ask two cats what their purpose is and then take cats off bed. 15. Ahem! Take one cat off bed. 16. Forget nice kitty in puddle of sunshine and trip over him again. 17. Other cat enters room and gets on bed. 18. Can you guess? Take THREE cats off bed. 19. Put blanket on bed upside down because I don't care anymore. 20. Big sigh. Sweet Kitty!! Get off bed!!! 21. Put comforter on bed. 22. Notice 2 extra lumps on bed. 23. Walk out of room & trip over DOG who came up to see what cats are doing. 24. Come downstairs and sit for a moment. 25. All cats come downstairs to see how they can help next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- ·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) Laurie ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.· *~*LiveLoveLaugh*~* Aloha!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history!!" LOL! How very true! Christine |
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"~*LiveLoveLaugh*~" wrote in message
... What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when 3 out of 4 cats want to help. 1. Take cats off bed. 2. Tell them you're sorry in a nice, loving tone of voice!! (Very important). 3. Put first sheet on bed. 4. Take one cat off bed. 5. Trip over one cat that found a puddle of sunshine on the floor. 6. Take other cat off bed. 7. Open window due to feeling a bit warm. 8. Take two cats off bed. 9. Put body pillow on bed. 10. Take three cats off bed. 11. Quickly put top sheet on bed. 12. Take darn cat off of THE bed. 13. Put on cooler shirt and get more deodorant. 14. Sit down on bed and ask two cats what their purpose is and then take cats off bed. 15. Ahem! Take one cat off bed. 16. Forget nice kitty in puddle of sunshine and trip over him again. 17. Other cat enters room and gets on bed. 18. Can you guess? Take THREE cats off bed. 19. Put blanket on bed upside down because I don't care anymore. 20. Big sigh. Sweet Kitty!! Get off bed!!! 21. Put comforter on bed. 22. Notice 2 extra lumps on bed. 23. Walk out of room & trip over DOG who came up to see what cats are doing. 24. Come downstairs and sit for a moment. 25. All cats come downstairs to see how they can help next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- ·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) Laurie ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.· *~*LiveLoveLaugh*~* Aloha!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history!!" ROTFLMAO! Happens to me every single time! ; Hugs, CatNipped |
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~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote: What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when 3 out of 4 cats want to help. snip LOL...we call making the bed "putting the lumps in the bed". -L. |
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-L. wrote in message ups.com... ~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote: What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when 3 out of 4 cats want to help. snip LOL...we call making the bed "putting the lumps in the bed". -L. LOL, indeed! I put clean sheets on my bed this morning, and they must have just been coated with sheet greeblings, because Nina was hard at work protecting me from them! Fortunately, the two older cats were busy sunbathing and less fascinated with sheet application. I can't imagine trying to do that with FIVE lumps! Melissa |
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~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:
What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when 3 out of 4 cats want to help. 1. Take cats off bed. 2. Tell them you're sorry in a nice, loving tone of voice!! (Very important). 3. Put first sheet on bed. 4. Take one cat off bed. 5. Trip over one cat that found a puddle of sunshine on the floor. 6. Take other cat off bed. 7. Open window due to feeling a bit warm. 8. Take two cats off bed. 9. Put body pillow on bed. 10. Take three cats off bed. 11. Quickly put top sheet on bed. 12. Take darn cat off of THE bed. 13. Put on cooler shirt and get more deodorant. 14. Sit down on bed and ask two cats what their purpose is and then take cats off bed. 15. Ahem! Take one cat off bed. 16. Forget nice kitty in puddle of sunshine and trip over him again. 17. Other cat enters room and gets on bed. 18. Can you guess? Take THREE cats off bed. 19. Put blanket on bed upside down because I don't care anymore. 20. Big sigh. Sweet Kitty!! Get off bed!!! 21. Put comforter on bed. 22. Notice 2 extra lumps on bed. 23. Walk out of room & trip over DOG who came up to see what cats are doing. 24. Come downstairs and sit for a moment. 25. All cats come downstairs to see how they can help next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Typical! We have two male cats (both originally strays) named Sox and Shoes (long story!). As we live on a small-holding they wander all over the property and accumulate all sorts of *stuff*. Add 'removing black-jacks, thorns, grass etc. from sheets before washing' to the list... |
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~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:
What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when 3 out of 4 cats want to help. 1. Take cats off bed. 2. Tell them you're sorry in a nice, loving tone of voice!! (Very important). 3. Put first sheet on bed. 4. Take one cat off bed. 5. Trip over one cat that found a puddle of sunshine on the floor. 6. Take other cat off bed. 7. Open window due to feeling a bit warm. 8. Take two cats off bed. 9. Put body pillow on bed. 10. Take three cats off bed. 11. Quickly put top sheet on bed. 12. Take darn cat off of THE bed. 13. Put on cooler shirt and get more deodorant. 14. Sit down on bed and ask two cats what their purpose is and then take cats off bed. 15. Ahem! Take one cat off bed. 16. Forget nice kitty in puddle of sunshine and trip over him again. 17. Other cat enters room and gets on bed. 18. Can you guess? Take THREE cats off bed. 19. Put blanket on bed upside down because I don't care anymore. 20. Big sigh. Sweet Kitty!! Get off bed!!! 21. Put comforter on bed. 22. Notice 2 extra lumps on bed. 23. Walk out of room & trip over DOG who came up to see what cats are doing. 24. Come downstairs and sit for a moment. 25. All cats come downstairs to see how they can help next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- ·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) Laurie ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.· *~*LiveLoveLaugh*~* Aloha!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history!!" You left out the part about separating the two that thought it would be fun to pounce on each other under the sheets/blankets -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)© email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep |
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"Magic Mood Jeep©" wrote in message
news:fRtde.39524$c24.34290@attbi_s72... ~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote: What should be a relatively easy task becomes a long, drawn out process when 3 out of 4 cats want to help. 1. Take cats off bed. 2. Tell them you're sorry in a nice, loving tone of voice!! (Very important). 3. Put first sheet on bed. 4. Take one cat off bed. 5. Trip over one cat that found a puddle of sunshine on the floor. 6. Take other cat off bed. 7. Open window due to feeling a bit warm. 8. Take two cats off bed. 9. Put body pillow on bed. 10. Take three cats off bed. 11. Quickly put top sheet on bed. 12. Take darn cat off of THE bed. 13. Put on cooler shirt and get more deodorant. 14. Sit down on bed and ask two cats what their purpose is and then take cats off bed. 15. Ahem! Take one cat off bed. 16. Forget nice kitty in puddle of sunshine and trip over him again. 17. Other cat enters room and gets on bed. 18. Can you guess? Take THREE cats off bed. 19. Put blanket on bed upside down because I don't care anymore. 20. Big sigh. Sweet Kitty!! Get off bed!!! 21. Put comforter on bed. 22. Notice 2 extra lumps on bed. 23. Walk out of room & trip over DOG who came up to see what cats are doing. 24. Come downstairs and sit for a moment. 25. All cats come downstairs to see how they can help next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- ·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) Laurie ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.· *~*LiveLoveLaugh*~* Aloha!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history!!" You left out the part about separating the two that thought it would be fun to pounce on each other under the sheets/blankets Oh no... that's there web to tangle with... it's bad enough I have to make room for an hour just to change the bed!! Thinking about hanging a list of rules for the cats in the bedroom!! Thanks to everyone's funny replies!! ;o))) -- ·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) Laurie ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.· *~*LiveLoveLaugh*~* Aloha!!!!! "Well behaved women rarely make history!!" |
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