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Old May 2nd 05, 09:21 PM
~*LiveLoveLaugh*~
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Default Well I feel stupid.

I went upstairs to grab a pair of socks, and found Maui curled up on the
bed. He looked sooooOOOooo comfy that I laid down next to him for a cuddle.
He woke up and yawned, and since my nose was right in his face, I got a
snoot full of his breath. I told him, "man oh buddy, you gotz stinky cat
breath"!!! He looked square into my eyes with the Siamese cross eyed glare.
I realized he was saying... "I'm a cat, what do you expect?"

I feel so stupid!!!

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Old May 3rd 05, 01:00 AM
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"~*LiveLoveLaugh*~" wrote in message
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I went upstairs to grab a pair of socks, and found Maui curled up on the
bed. He looked sooooOOOooo comfy that I laid down next to him for a

cuddle.
He woke up and yawned, and since my nose was right in his face, I got a
snoot full of his breath. I told him, "man oh buddy, you gotz stinky cat
breath"!!! He looked square into my eyes with the Siamese cross eyed

glare.
I realized he was saying... "I'm a cat, what do you expect?"


LOL!

Coulda been worse, you could have woken up with a face full of catbutt!

Yowie

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Old May 3rd 05, 01:02 AM
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"Yowie" wrote in message
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"~*LiveLoveLaugh*~" wrote in message
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I went upstairs to grab a pair of socks, and found Maui curled up on the
bed. He looked sooooOOOooo comfy that I laid down next to him for a

cuddle.
He woke up and yawned, and since my nose was right in his face, I got a
snoot full of his breath. I told him, "man oh buddy, you gotz stinky

cat
breath"!!! He looked square into my eyes with the Siamese cross eyed

glare.
I realized he was saying... "I'm a cat, what do you expect?"


LOL!

Coulda been worse, you could have woken up with a face full of catbutt!


LOL... I would get the same look and answer. Me: "Ewe! Catbutt!!" Maui:
"It's my butt. I'm a cat. You do the math".

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Laurie
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*~*LiveLoveLaugh*~* Aloha!!!!!

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Old May 6th 05, 04:39 PM
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~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:
I went upstairs to grab a pair of socks, and found Maui curled up on the
bed. He looked sooooOOOooo comfy that I laid down next to him for a cuddle.
He woke up and yawned, and since my nose was right in his face, I got a
snoot full of his breath. I told him, "man oh buddy, you gotz stinky cat
breath"!!! He looked square into my eyes with the Siamese cross eyed glare.
I realized he was saying... "I'm a cat, what do you expect?"

I feel so stupid!!!


ROFL! Yeah really! I wonder if cats think that our breath stinks, too?
I remember Fun used to smell my breath after I had just eaten. He also
needed to sniff everything I ate, even if he wasn't interested in eating
it. No people food for him, no way!
Now Rita thinks that every time I have food in my hand, it's for her.
That's only normal, right? But she also doesn't eat people food, ever.

Jane
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