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Mine MEAN, MEAN Paw!
Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad...
Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da nextest truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected da hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk. Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey should be ashamed! But I did find a bigbig clump of tumbly-weeds dat was all mooshed together, so I started exploring it. I getted into da edge, and I heard somefing moving inside. I sat really still fur about five minutes so I could listen better and figger out where it was. When I dat all figgered out I started edging deeper into da bushes. Mine Paw pulled on da string and wouldn't let me go any further. Him said somefing about "I don't know what it is you hear in there". Well, bark bark! Why do you fink I was trying to go in deeper? Hmmmmph! Den we walked some more around dis field, til I heared some froggies. Lots of froggies! Da sounds was coming from a big low spot about 20 feet away. I started towards it but again mine Paw wouldn't let me go. Him said somefing about mud and marshes and goo. I wasn't going huntin mud and marshes and goo, I was going hunting froggies! Is dat silly, or what? Den comed da big one. I heard a goose-birdie! It was over on da udder side of the trainmonster tracks. I mrrrr-queaked at Paw dat I wanted to go look at the goose-birdies. but him wouldn't let me. Den one of da goose-birdies started LAUGHING at me! It honked "silly little kidden can't go walking wifout it's hoomin on a string!" So I charged straight for it, figgering I'd see it as soon as I got on top of da hill den I could pounce on it and bap-bap-bap it until it apologized. But once again mine mean mean Paw wouldn't let me go! Purrezdent Clarence, isn't dere a low dat hoomins has to let kitties unt wherever and whenever dey want to? If not, den we need one! Den, after we had been walking only about a half a hour, another driver showed up in our walk place with a DOG. I know mine Paw is scared of other drivers and specially of DOGs, so I letted him pick me up and carry me back to da truck. I figgered it would make him feel braver if him knowed dat him had a great big furageous hunting kitty in hims arms. I jus don't know what I'm going to do with dis hoomin! Harri the irritated Roadcat |
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Harri wrote: Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad... Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da nextest truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected da hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk. Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey should be ashamed! But I did find a bigbig clump of tumbly-weeds dat was all mooshed together, so I started exploring it. I getted into da edge, and I heard somefing moving inside. I sat really still fur about five minutes so I could listen better and figger out where it was. When I dat all figgered out I started edging deeper into da bushes. Mine Paw pulled on da string and wouldn't let me go any further. Him said somefing about "I don't know what it is you hear in there". Well, bark bark! Why do you fink I was trying to go in deeper? Hmmmmph! Den we walked some more around dis field, til I heared some froggies. Lots of froggies! Da sounds was coming from a big low spot about 20 feet away. I started towards it but again mine Paw wouldn't let me go. Him said somefing about mud and marshes and goo. I wasn't going huntin mud and marshes and goo, I was going hunting froggies! Is dat silly, or what? Den comed da big one. I heard a goose-birdie! It was over on da udder side of the trainmonster tracks. I mrrrr-queaked at Paw dat I wanted to go look at the goose-birdies. but him wouldn't let me. Den one of da goose-birdies started LAUGHING at me! It honked "silly little kidden can't go walking wifout it's hoomin on a string!" So I charged straight for it, figgering I'd see it as soon as I got on top of da hill den I could pounce on it and bap-bap-bap it until it apologized. But once again mine mean mean Paw wouldn't let me go! Purrezdent Clarence, isn't dere a low dat hoomins has to let kitties unt wherever and whenever dey want to? If not, den we need one! Den, after we had been walking only about a half a hour, another driver showed up in our walk place with a DOG. I know mine Paw is scared of other drivers and specially of DOGs, so I letted him pick me up and carry me back to da truck. I figgered it would make him feel braver if him knowed dat him had a great big furageous hunting kitty in hims arms. I jus don't know what I'm going to do with dis hoomin! Harri the irritated Roadcat Harri, you're right. There are laws that humans have to let cats do whatever they want whenever they want! Do you want to do something about this problem that you're having? Clarence |
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Harri, you're right. There are laws that humans have to let cats do
whatever they want whenever they want! Do you want to do something about this problem that you're having? Clarence I will let you know in a few days. Mine Paw is sposed to get me back to Catifurnia an let me play wif mine brofur an sisfurs (cluding mine brand new sisfur, Ranger) in jus a few days. If he duzn't den I will definitely want to do somefing! Harri |
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Harri wrote: Harri, you're right. There are laws that humans have to let cats do whatever they want whenever they want! Do you want to do something about this problem that you're having? Clarence I will let you know in a few days. Mine Paw is sposed to get me back to Catifurnia an let me play wif mine brofur an sisfurs (cluding mine brand new sisfur, Ranger) in jus a few days. If he duzn't den I will definitely want to do somefing! Harri OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it? If not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who wants to! Clarence |
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OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it? If
not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who wants to! Clarence No, I duzn't know any lawyer kitties. I could ask mine Cleo sisfur, but Cleo and I usuallly hissy-growl at each other. But I might not need it - mine mean, mean Paw is maybe gettin betterer. The two days we was at LaPine, him taked me fur morning walks AND night walks. And here in Fernley, Nebada him taked for a night walk and a morning walk. So maybe him is learning. We'll see. I'll let you know how it goes dis weekend in Lost Begas. Wez haf to sit dere ALL WEEKEND long, so Paw ought to hab plenty of chances to take me kitty walking. Harri |
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OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it? If
not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who wants to! Clarence No, I duzn't know any lawyer kitties. I could ask mine Cleo sisfur, but Cleo and I usuallly hissy-growl at each other. But I might not need it - mine mean, mean Paw is maybe gettin betterer. The two days we was at LaPine, him taked me fur morning walks AND night walks. And here in Fernley, Nebada him taked for a night walk and a morning walk. So maybe him is learning. Maybe da Clam-math Fallz fing was just a fluke. We'll see. I'll let you know how it goes dis weekend in Lost Begas. Wez haf to sit dere ALL WEEKEND long, so Paw ought to hab plenty of chances to take me kitty walking. Harri |
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Harri wrote: OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it? If not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who wants to! Clarence No, I duzn't know any lawyer kitties. I could ask mine Cleo sisfur, but Cleo and I usuallly hissy-growl at each other. But I might not need it - mine mean, mean Paw is maybe gettin betterer. The two days we was at LaPine, him taked me fur morning walks AND night walks. And here in Fernley, Nebada him taked for a night walk and a morning walk. So maybe him is learning. We'll see. I'll let you know how it goes dis weekend in Lost Begas. Wez haf to sit dere ALL WEEKEND long, so Paw ought to hab plenty of chances to take me kitty walking. Harri It does sound like he's improving. I hope he keeps it up! Chester is going to the University of Michcatgan CatLaw School and he's learning a lot, but he still has until December until he's finished. He's also going to the University of Michcatgan Human Law School to learn the laws that humans think are important so that we can defend kitties against humans! He might be able to help you if you decide you need it. Clarence |
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This is terrible news, Miss Violette
Harri wrote in message ... Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad... Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da nextest truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected da hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk. Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey should be ashamed! But I did find a bigbig clump of tumbly-weeds dat was all mooshed together, so I started exploring it. I getted into da edge, and I heard somefing moving inside. I sat really still fur about five minutes so I could listen better and figger out where it was. When I dat all figgered out I started edging deeper into da bushes. Mine Paw pulled on da string and wouldn't let me go any further. Him said somefing about "I don't know what it is you hear in there". Well, bark bark! Why do you fink I was trying to go in deeper? Hmmmmph! Den we walked some more around dis field, til I heared some froggies. Lots of froggies! Da sounds was coming from a big low spot about 20 feet away. I started towards it but again mine Paw wouldn't let me go. Him said somefing about mud and marshes and goo. I wasn't going huntin mud and marshes and goo, I was going hunting froggies! Is dat silly, or what? Den comed da big one. I heard a goose-birdie! It was over on da udder side of the trainmonster tracks. I mrrrr-queaked at Paw dat I wanted to go look at the goose-birdies. but him wouldn't let me. Den one of da goose-birdies started LAUGHING at me! It honked "silly little kidden can't go walking wifout it's hoomin on a string!" So I charged straight for it, figgering I'd see it as soon as I got on top of da hill den I could pounce on it and bap-bap-bap it until it apologized. But once again mine mean mean Paw wouldn't let me go! Purrezdent Clarence, isn't dere a low dat hoomins has to let kitties unt wherever and whenever dey want to? If not, den we need one! Den, after we had been walking only about a half a hour, another driver showed up in our walk place with a DOG. I know mine Paw is scared of other drivers and specially of DOGs, so I letted him pick me up and carry me back to da truck. I figgered it would make him feel braver if him knowed dat him had a great big furageous hunting kitty in hims arms. I jus don't know what I'm going to do with dis hoomin! Harri the irritated Roadcat |
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