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  #11  
Old December 7th 09, 05:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

On Dec 7, 12:26*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Sunrise, this is Gramby. A friend bought three glass shelves to put in the
window to put *more plants on. *Seems the cat decided the middle shelf was
hers. *Guess it looks like a cat suspended in mid air when people go by..
That sounds like something you could use.


My doze dew soun taseful an elegunt. I will put in an order wiff Uncl
Bill.

Fangy for da sugjeschun

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

  #12  
Old December 7th 09, 06:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred Williams[_3_]
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:

Peeep-peeep!

[Chessie and Misty] We dinnent did it, reely!

[C] We spendz da nite-time ina da bedrum wif Mommy an Daddy.

[M] Widh da bedrum konnex to da baffrum wher iz owr lidderbokx.

[C] An yestumda mornink, sorta earlyz befor da dumball waz upp.

[M] Daddy got upp to use da huminz potty-bowl. An az he got cloz to
da baffrum he herd drippingz.

[C] An den he looked into da baffrum an saw furry strangenezz.

[M] Da wadder-stopper in da bafftub had plopped shut.

[C] An da wadder-focet had bin bumppeded an waz just a liddle bit
drippingz wadder into da tubb.

[M] An dere wuz enuf wadder in da tubb to kom up to Chessie's tummy
iffen she had stood in itt, but she diddent.

[C] An owr fud dish was sorta flotin,

[M] An sorta not floten,

[C] An da fud wuz all wetz.

[M] An Mommyz maggaziney had jumped into da tubb and drowndeded itzelf
in da wadder.

[C] An alzo Mommyz hand towel had jumped offa da bar an plopped into
owr wadderbowl an drownded itzelf tu.

[M] An alzo alzo Mommyz baff towel had jump onna da top ov da hand
towel and gott all wetz tu.

[C] An we wuz lookin at da whol zituationment wif amazzmentz.

[M] An Daddy wuz sumwhatz amazzzed tu. An he started laffin bout it.

[C&M] An we had nuffin to do wit it all, reely!

Liddlepurrz,
Chessie an Misty


I understand. It's not sumthing that reely has any blame attached to it,
it just is, that's all. There's nothin wrong wif water inda bafftub.
That's where it's supposed tu be.

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  #13  
Old December 7th 09, 06:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred Williams[_3_]
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

Cheryl wrote:

The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Peeep-peeep!

[Chessie and Misty] We dinnent did it, reely!


We beleeves yu. I no itz hard tu unnerstan, butted hoomins duznt beleef
that towels anna magazines leeps tu waddery graves. Or plants, fur that
madder.


But a kitty that jumps intu da bafftub expectin to get sum food and finds it
full uv water monsters will rightfully do anyfing to get out. Now I'm not
sayin that's what happened... since da kitties has saidthey has nuffin to do
wif it, and that's fine.

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  #14  
Old December 15th 09, 08:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

owr howze beleefz yoursefz, da onli skari purt iz dat da fudz getted
damaged... aza sekatari of sr kitteez i kan tell you dat u muzt purtekt da
fudz at all timez, ofurwize, datz iz yourown storee... stik towit, Tiger

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"The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message
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Peeep-peeep!

[Chessie and Misty] We dinnent did it, reely!

[C] We spendz da nite-time ina da bedrum wif Mommy an Daddy.

[M] Widh da bedrum konnex to da baffrum wher iz owr lidderbokx.

[C] An yestumda mornink, sorta earlyz befor da dumball waz upp.

[M] Daddy got upp to use da huminz potty-bowl. An az he got cloz to
da baffrum he herd drippingz.

[C] An den he looked into da baffrum an saw furry strangenezz.

[M] Da wadder-stopper in da bafftub had plopped shut.

[C] An da wadder-focet had bin bumppeded an waz just a liddle bit
drippingz wadder into da tubb.

[M] An dere wuz enuf wadder in da tubb to kom up to Chessie's tummy
iffen she had stood in itt, but she diddent.

[C] An owr fud dish was sorta flotin,

[M] An sorta not floten,

[C] An da fud wuz all wetz.

[M] An Mommyz maggaziney had jumped into da tubb and drowndeded itzelf
in da wadder.

[C] An alzo Mommyz hand towel had jumped offa da bar an plopped into
owr wadderbowl an drownded itzelf tu.

[M] An alzo alzo Mommyz baff towel had jump onna da top ov da hand
towel and gott all wetz tu.

[C] An we wuz lookin at da whol zituationment wif amazzmentz.

[M] An Daddy wuz sumwhatz amazzzed tu. An he started laffin bout it.

[C&M] An we had nuffin to do wit it all, reely!

Liddlepurrz,
Chessie an Misty


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie the Calico,
Ms. Misty of Many Colors,
Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]



  #15  
Old December 15th 09, 08:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

diz iz why i studeez it so muh, OEJ

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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:50:38 -0500, The Fur
Conspiracy's nimble, little paws typed:

[Chessie and Misty] We dinnent did it, reely!


Grabbity duz sum amazink fings!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/6/2009 9:38:03 PM



  #16  
Old December 15th 09, 08:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

itz juzt lucky fur da plant wurld dat da soft duzint haf doze, between
hersefz blak thumb anna grafity it would be a veri short life here in diz
howze, Tiger

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"Cheryl" wrote in message
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The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Peeep-peeep!

[Chessie and Misty] We dinnent did it, reely!


We beleeves yu. I no itz hard tu unnerstan, butted hoomins duznt beleef
that towels anna magazines leeps tu waddery graves. Or plants, fur that
madder.

--
sam an cinnamon



  #17  
Old December 15th 09, 08:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

dem plantz certanili haz sum nerf gettin on your sunnin area, Tiiger

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 7:04 am, "Granby" wrote:
Willow just waking up.
Yepper, plantz duz it allda time.


ExsPESHULLY plants wut iz on mine winnersill, sew peepl cant see mine
byooty wen I sunz mineseff. Sumtimz dere r sew menny dat I cannot eben
sun mineseff at awl. Grabitty lubz too grab doze plants an drop
demseffs on da floor reel hard. BAM. Den Meowmie blamz mineseff. Dere
iz gno justis.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


  #18  
Old December 15th 09, 08:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default We dinnent did it, reely!

anna deze shelfz wuld allow doze hoominz ta admire more of yoursef at
onetime, veri gud idermint, Trudi

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Dec 7, 12:26 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Sunrise, this is Gramby. A friend bought three glass shelves to put in the
window to put more plants on. Seems the cat decided the middle shelf was
hers. Guess it looks like a cat suspended in mid air when people go by.
That sounds like something you could use.


My doze dew soun taseful an elegunt. I will put in an order wiff Uncl
Bill.

Fangy for da sugjeschun

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


 




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