Introducing Cousin Roscoe

Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!

Hi Roscoe! Do yu have eer tufts?

Allegra, TEC Prez

Got any human toes we can tackle?

Cousin Roscoe

I LUVS tackling hoomin toes! Come teleport ofur to mine place and we can
tackle lotz of hoomin toes. I'z a specialist in dat. I tackle mine
Meowmies and Paws toes, and they squeal in delight!

Ranger

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Thank you for the nip tea. [Drinks heartily] Wow! I feel
great! Who wants to play?

Cousin Roscoe

Hiya Cuz!
I yam Pitoonya.
Wanna play?
There ar lotza kitteez here hu wanna play tuu.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee

[sniffnosesniffnose] Sure! Got any mice?

Cousin Roscoe

I yam owtta dem furr neow...
If yu fynd sum, I make gudgud micekreem an mousicles.

Try uh Mousicle... X:3QQ----------------

Pitoonya

Thank you for the nip tea. [Drinks heartily] Wow! I feel
great! Who wants to play?

Cousin Roscoe

Hiya Cuz!
I yam Pitoonya.
Wanna play?
There ar lotza kitteez here hu wanna play tuu.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee

[sniffnosesniffnose] Sure! Got any mice?

Cousin Roscoe

I yam owtta dem furr neow...
If yu fynd sum, I make gudgud micekreem an mousicles.

Try uh Mousicle... X:3QQ----------------

Pitoonya

[Roscoe sniffs the Mousicle] Is it good for growing kittens?

Cousin Roscoe

Got any human toes we can tackle?

Cousin Roscoe

I LUVS tackling hoomin toes! Come teleport ofur to mine place and we can
tackle lotz of hoomin toes. I'z a specialist in dat. I tackle mine
Meowmies and Paws toes, and they squeal in delight!

Ranger

[The teleporter twinkles, winkles and shines, and out steps Cousin
Roscoe.] Meow Ranger! Which way is the scratching post?

Cousin Roscoe

I'm from Indiana. My humans found me outside of a pizza parlor. They
are named Becky and Joe. Right now I'm living in a hotel because my
humans are working the carnival/state fair circuit. Eventually, we'll
end up in Florida with my cousins Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, &
Lilith Kitten-Mahoney.

Becky said something about me getting fixed, but I don't understand why.
I'm not even broke!

Cousin Roscoe

Hi der, where iz you furm anna who duz you lif wif, Minez name iz trudi,
anna i iz older dan you, my specailboykitty friend iz bk anna you willz
likeit here, Trudi, talky today

[A seven-month-old cream-colored kitten with rings around his tail
sniffs at the teleporter that magically appeared in the hotel room he
shares with his humans, and steps in. He reappears Catmerica. Hmmm, he
thinks, I need to tackle something. He gets into the pounce position,
and takes a running jump onto the first cat tree he sees.]

Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!

Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!

Hi Roscoe! Do yu have eer tufts?

Gee, Allegra, I don't know. I'm too busy playing to look in a mirror.

Cousin Roscoe

On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 21:36:13 +0000, ChildFree23 wrote:

I LUVS tackling hoomin toes! Come teleport ofur to mine place and we can
tackle lotz of hoomin toes. I'z a specialist in dat. I tackle mine
Meowmies and Paws toes, and they squeal in delight!

Ranger

[The teleporter twinkles, winkles and shines, and out steps Cousin
Roscoe.] Meow Ranger! Which way is the scratching post?

Cousin Roscoe

It'z right ofer here. We'z got a cat tree wif carpet on it dat's fun to
scratch, and a couple turboscratchers. And Meowmie and Paw will be home in
a few hours and den we'z will have toes to tackle.

Ranger

[Roscoe sniffs the Mousicle] Is it good for growing kittens?

Cousin Roscoe

I can answer dat fur Pitoonya, since her ahd to step out. Dey is furry
gud, and dey is gud fur you too. Dey is made wif real meowsies and wif
only da freshest of ingredients.

Tabitha

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Well, two months ago I was living in the Out, in back of a pizza place. I
was very skinny and had fleas. Then I smelled a nice pizza delivery girl
and went up to her. "Please take me home with you," I meowed. She tossed
me a piece of pepperoni to see how hungry I was, and I inhaled it! She
took me home that night! Boy, am I lucky!

You shud meet Clarence, Chester, an Nathan. They makez grate pizza!


Yes, I am Lilith Kitten-Mahoney's cousin. My female human is her human's
sister. I'm living in a hotel because my female human and her boyfriend
work the carnival and state fair circuit, and are working their way down
to where Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and her clowder lives. I over heard my
female human saying something about getting fixed, even though I'm not
broke. Do you have any idea what that means?

Um, don't wurree abowt dat. When it happinz, let usses know, an Fluffykitz
Catering will bring yoo lotz uv fudz to, uh... sellybrate! Yeh, datz it,
sellybrate!

Rebecca