New Chief Justicat Needed

Wanted: New Chief Justicat for Catmerica. Necessary qualifications
are a willingness to make judgments against humans and knowledge of
Catmerica law. This position will be voted on by the cats in rpcc. To
apply for the position, reply in this thread.

Clarence, Purrsident of Catmerica

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat.

Lovable Louise

Thanks! But do you think we should make sure that Lovable Louise
doesn't want it? She might beat you up if you vote for me!

Chester

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both, I beet
dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Thanks! But do you think we should make sure that Lovable
Louise
doesn't want it? She might beat you up if you vote for me!

Chester

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both,
I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Chester, wouldn't it be a catflict of interest if Louise was both
the sheriff and chief justicat? I mean, Catmerica isn't a
Catmunist state, is it?

Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence

Thanks! But do you think we should make sure that Lovable
Louise
doesn't want it? She might beat you up if you vote for me!

Chester

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both,
I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Chester, wouldn't it be a catflict of interest if Louise was both
the sheriff and chief justicat? I mean, Catmerica isn't a
Catmunist state, is it?

Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence

Yes, it would be. We don't want that to happen.

Clarence

Wanted: New Chief Justicat for Catmerica. Necessary qualifications
are a willingness to make judgments against humans and knowledge of
Catmerica law. This position will be voted on by the cats in rpcc. To
apply for the position, reply in this thread.

Clarence, Purrsident of Catmerica

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat.

Lovable Louise

But Lovable Louise, both of these jobs are full time. How will you
have time to do both? And Cousin Rosco reminded me that it would be a
conflict of interst for you to have both.

Clarence

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat.

"Lovable Louise"


But Lovable Louise, both of these jobs are full time. How will you
have time to do both? And Cousin Rosco reminded me that it would be a
conflict of interst for you to have both.

Clarence

Ize CAT, can do anyfing!

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both, I beet dem up.

On Tue, 04 Jul 2006 20:05:58 -0400, Adam
wrote:

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat.

"Lovable Louise"


But Lovable Louise, both of these jobs are full time. How will you
have time to do both? And Cousin Rosco reminded me that it would be a
conflict of interst for you to have both.

Clarence

Ize CAT, can do anyfing!

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both, I beet dem up.

Lovable Louise, how can you serve the interests of all cats, including
fat cats, if you beet them up?

Cinder

http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147

yez it iz, OEJ
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
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Aww Jeee.
Iz humbul uh gud trayte furr Chief Justicat for Catmerica ?
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Pitö.önya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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der iz a humble girlcat, OEJ
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
I yam just a cat.

Pitö.önya Cat

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...
Wanted: New Chief Justicat for Catmerica. Necessary qualifications
are a willingness to make judgments against humans and knowledge of
Catmerica law. This position will be voted on by the cats in rpcc.
To
apply for the position, reply in this thread.

Clarence, Purrsident of Catmerica

duz diz mean you izunt runnin, Tiger, takin notez
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
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Ya kno, Chester, I'z gonna vote furr yu, kuz yuz got betta
kwalifikashunz den juzt beein uh cat.
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Pitö.önya

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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ClowderCat wrote:
Wanted: New Chief Justicat for Catmerica. Necessary qualifications
are a willingness to make judgments against humans and knowledge of
Catmerica law. This position will be voted on by the cats in rpcc. To
apply for the position, reply in this thread.

Clarence, Purrsident of Catmerica

I want to run for this position. I just received a degree in Catmerica
law and in cat and human law from the Unifursity of Michcatgan. I
graduated magna cat laude.

Chester

i duzint think you kan du bof of dem, Tiger
Adam wrote in message
...
Thanks! But do you think we should make sure that Lovable Louise
doesn't want it? She might beat you up if you vote for me!

Chester

Want be Sheriff AND Chief Justicat. Ne1 not vote 4 me 4 both, I beet
dem up.

"Lovable Louise"