Seayttle had uh Erfqwake Tooday

Mosey, in his 'reporting gear" here steps in front of the camera and
reports:
Whao...duudz, we had a erfkwake tewday.
Heer r sum linx...I hate dem...wee dint feal et. Nobuddy gotted hurt no
damug, jest nervus hoominz m kitties n d*gz goin nutz.

Magnitude 4.5 - SEATTLE-TACOMA URBAN AREA, WASHINGTON
Jan 31, 2009 ... Magnitude 4.5 - SEATTLE-TACOMA URBAN AREA, WASHINGTON. 2009
January 30 13:25:03 UTC. Details; Maps; Scientific & Technical; Additional
Info ...
earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/Quakes/uw01301325.php - 58 minutes
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Oh boy, I wuz wooking anna happened on diz one...kan yoo beeleve dis?


a.. FOXNews.com - No Reports of Damage From 4.5-Magnitude Seattle ...
Jan 30, 2009 ... January 30, 2009; Mother of Octuplets Has 6 Other Children
January 30, 2009; No Reports of Damage From 4.5-Magnitude Seattle Earthquake
....
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,485619,00.html - 14 hours ago - Similar pages -

Huh? What duz dat hab tew doo wift the eerth mooovingh? Izzit awl dem kidz
srtomping arownd? Wook haow dey wurded dat...
Hur haz 14 barekidz? Kinda wike Ma Kettle...
[UB} Fox Newz *rollz eyez*

Oh n on top uff dat, fere iz a maowntin in Alaxka dat mite blow up.
Oh well, whatcha gonna doo?
Bak tew yoo ...Stephen Colbert
Mosey frum Channel KATZ repuuuuuuuuuurtingh