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activity: Heart Stories
I willz go nezt...
i had been hangin rownd da tigermanz patio ta keep owtta da winter snow monzterz, anna da furree wuz atta store... which i didunt know, anna i wuz inna fite wiffa yellow pizza kitty, soft knowz diz beclawz himz haza berree distinktif meow... she tryda get minesef butted i wuz too skared... den when da furree kamed home soft telled him what wuz gowin on, anna nezt time we wuz fitin furree wented owt wiffa jail but himz didunt needit anna i jumped into hiz armz ta get away furm pizza kitty... den i wuz inna kitty sweet fura long time beclawz da soft worked on mine berre long furz beclawz it wuz so messed up, i wuz too worreed bowt gettin fudz to worree muc bowt grumin... den when dat wuz dun anna minesef wuz almozt naked dey taked me to ted anna den i getted shotted anna medicinez... den i wented krazy afur dat anna bited bof hoominz fur no reazunz dey kuld figure, den i was skeduled to go to rb but atta lazt minute furree made soft talk to ted abowt ifin gettin fized whut wuzint broked mite hep, she sayed maybe so furree sayed we wuld tryit, anna i haf nefure bited anyhoomin agin... soft sayz i iza total lap funguz now... anna if she findsa rite hoomin i might getsa mof, but until she findsa rite hoomin i iza gonna keep diz az mine onetrue home. MH, the former Ferociush kitty "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... diz iz zatlee how it happined... i wuzint thrilled wiffa nofur kitty butted whatefur, butted miss violette anna tiger man wuz reallee upsetted so inna end harri getted da purfekt home, anna now hersef iz bak in IL, how kule iz dat, Trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... Ok, I will tell it az well as I can rememfur it. I was purrty tiny fur part of it. When I was jus a tiny little bitty I lifed wif mine Momcat an littermates in a howse wif hoomins. I din't specially like da hoomins - dey din't really know how to care fur kitties. So I set out to find a new howse fur mineownself. I walked up an down da street, lookin at all of da howses. I din't see any place dat really looked good til I seed a howse where a hoomin was carrying a bag of dirty litter out to da trash. I sitted on da sidewalk and watched, and when him saw me him talked to me real nice. So I went over an sniffed da hoomin, and him smelled all right so I climbed up hims clothes and on to hims shoulder. He took me inside da howse and introdooced me to anoffur hoomin, and she was nice too. I figgered I would just mof in wif dem. Da prollem was, dey already had 6 kitties. Da city dey lif in only allows 6 kitties to a howse (how silly is dat!). An da two oldest kitties in da howse was really unhappy dat a new 'truder kitty was in da howse, so dey stopped eating. Da two hoomins knew dat dey had to find a new home for mineownself, so dey started lookin. Dey took real good care of me, and fed me good food, and played wif mineownself, an I lifed in da kitty suite in der howse. Anoffur hoomin on da newsgroup heard about mine situation. Him was drivin a big metalmonster, an him said dat if him could get up to Illinoyze, him would gif me a home. It took FUREVER fur him to get here; him was normally drifin in Catifurnia, an da hoomin called a "dispatcher" wazn't cooperatin to get mine hoomin to da Midwest. Finally, after what must haf been YEARS him finally getted sent to Missouri. Da two hoomins who had taked me in, da Soft an da Furry, agreed to drife all da way to Missouri to get me to da metalmopnster-hoomin. Well, da nextest day da Soft an da Furry drifed me to Missouri, and I met da metalmonster hoomin. Him smelled like a kitty person, so I climbed into his arms an purred to him. Dat was when I became Harri Roadcat, an da hoomin becamed mine Paw. I spent da next 9 months ridin all over da US in Paw's big metalmonster, an had lots an lots of 'ventures. I getted to hook mine hoomin up da Hoomin-on-a-string (what him called a harness and leash) and take him for walks at truck stops an rest areas and company terminals. It was lots of fun! An when we gotted back to Catifurnia I getted to meet da offur kitties in hims howse, and da offur hoomin in da howse (mine Meowmie). Den when Paw stopped drifin da metalmonster I getted to be a howse-cat. I'z liffed wif Paw an Meowmie and da offur kitties in Catifurnia, an in Iowa, an now in Illinois. An a few months ago I decided to let mineown Meowmie pet me whenever her wants to, and I even climb into her lap once in a while now. But Paw is still mine hoomin. So I haf to gif bigbig thanks to da Soft an da Furry fur takin me in and for takin such good care of me an fur finding me mine furever home, an to Miss Violette fur teaching me fings dat mineown Momcat never did, an to Tiger and OT who teached me to respect mine eldercats, an to Cleocatra fur teaching me more lessons dat mine Momcat didn't. Life is good now. We gets all da fudz we can eat, and our litter boxes is USUALLY clean (glares towards hoomins), an da hoomins play wif us sometimes (glares at hoomins again). An da bigbig dog beast we live wif is slowly learnin dat da kitties is allez da boss. Harri |
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activity: Heart Stories
Dat iz bery kool indead!
I rememfur meowmee reedink doz Hari Roadcat avenshurz tu me. -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... diz iz zatlee how it happined... i wuzint thrilled wiffa nofur kitty butted whatefur, butted miss violette anna tiger man wuz reallee upsetted so inna end harri getted da purfekt home, anna now hersef iz bak in IL, how kule iz dat, Trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... Ok, I will tell it az well as I can rememfur it. I was purrty tiny fur part of it. When I was jus a tiny little bitty I lifed wif mine Momcat an littermates in a howse wif hoomins. I din't specially like da hoomins - dey din't really know how to care fur kitties. So I set out to find a new howse fur mineownself. I walked up an down da street, lookin at all of da howses. I din't see any place dat really looked good til I seed a howse where a hoomin was carrying a bag of dirty litter out to da trash. I sitted on da sidewalk and watched, and when him saw me him talked to me real nice. So I went over an sniffed da hoomin, and him smelled all right so I climbed up hims clothes and on to hims shoulder. He took me inside da howse and introdooced me to anoffur hoomin, and she was nice too. I figgered I would just mof in wif dem. Da prollem was, dey already had 6 kitties. Da city dey lif in only allows 6 kitties to a howse (how silly is dat!). An da two oldest kitties in da howse was really unhappy dat a new 'truder kitty was in da howse, so dey stopped eating. Da two hoomins knew dat dey had to find a new home for mineownself, so dey started lookin. Dey took real good care of me, and fed me good food, and played wif mineownself, an I lifed in da kitty suite in der howse. Anoffur hoomin on da newsgroup heard about mine situation. Him was drivin a big metalmonster, an him said dat if him could get up to Illinoyze, him would gif me a home. It took FUREVER fur him to get here; him was normally drifin in Catifurnia, an da hoomin called a "dispatcher" wazn't cooperatin to get mine hoomin to da Midwest. Finally, after what must haf been YEARS him finally getted sent to Missouri. Da two hoomins who had taked me in, da Soft an da Furry, agreed to drife all da way to Missouri to get me to da metalmopnster-hoomin. Well, da nextest day da Soft an da Furry drifed me to Missouri, and I met da metalmonster hoomin. Him smelled like a kitty person, so I climbed into his arms an purred to him. Dat was when I became Harri Roadcat, an da hoomin becamed mine Paw. I spent da next 9 months ridin all over da US in Paw's big metalmonster, an had lots an lots of 'ventures. I getted to hook mine hoomin up da Hoomin-on-a-string (what him called a harness and leash) and take him for walks at truck stops an rest areas and company terminals. It was lots of fun! An when we gotted back to Catifurnia I getted to meet da offur kitties in hims howse, and da offur hoomin in da howse (mine Meowmie). Den when Paw stopped drifin da metalmonster I getted to be a howse-cat. I'z liffed wif Paw an Meowmie and da offur kitties in Catifurnia, an in Iowa, an now in Illinois. An a few months ago I decided to let mineown Meowmie pet me whenever her wants to, and I even climb into her lap once in a while now. But Paw is still mine hoomin. So I haf to gif bigbig thanks to da Soft an da Furry fur takin me in and for takin such good care of me an fur finding me mine furever home, an to Miss Violette fur teaching me fings dat mineown Momcat never did, an to Tiger and OT who teached me to respect mine eldercats, an to Cleocatra fur teaching me more lessons dat mine Momcat didn't. Life is good now. We gets all da fudz we can eat, and our litter boxes is USUALLY clean (glares towards hoomins), an da hoomins play wif us sometimes (glares at hoomins again). An da bigbig dog beast we live wif is slowly learnin dat da kitties is allez da boss. Harri |
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activity: Heart Stories
who will be nezt... howsabout ursef lucy porter? Trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Dat iz bery kool indead! I rememfur meowmee reedink doz Hari Roadcat avenshurz tu me. -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... diz iz zatlee how it happined... i wuzint thrilled wiffa nofur kitty butted whatefur, butted miss violette anna tiger man wuz reallee upsetted so inna end harri getted da purfekt home, anna now hersef iz bak in IL, how kule iz dat, Trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... Ok, I will tell it az well as I can rememfur it. I was purrty tiny fur part of it. When I was jus a tiny little bitty I lifed wif mine Momcat an littermates in a howse wif hoomins. I din't specially like da hoomins - dey din't really know how to care fur kitties. So I set out to find a new howse fur mineownself. I walked up an down da street, lookin at all of da howses. I din't see any place dat really looked good til I seed a howse where a hoomin was carrying a bag of dirty litter out to da trash. I sitted on da sidewalk and watched, and when him saw me him talked to me real nice. So I went over an sniffed da hoomin, and him smelled all right so I climbed up hims clothes and on to hims shoulder. He took me inside da howse and introdooced me to anoffur hoomin, and she was nice too. I figgered I would just mof in wif dem. Da prollem was, dey already had 6 kitties. Da city dey lif in only allows 6 kitties to a howse (how silly is dat!). An da two oldest kitties in da howse was really unhappy dat a new 'truder kitty was in da howse, so dey stopped eating. Da two hoomins knew dat dey had to find a new home for mineownself, so dey started lookin. Dey took real good care of me, and fed me good food, and played wif mineownself, an I lifed in da kitty suite in der howse. Anoffur hoomin on da newsgroup heard about mine situation. Him was drivin a big metalmonster, an him said dat if him could get up to Illinoyze, him would gif me a home. It took FUREVER fur him to get here; him was normally drifin in Catifurnia, an da hoomin called a "dispatcher" wazn't cooperatin to get mine hoomin to da Midwest. Finally, after what must haf been YEARS him finally getted sent to Missouri. Da two hoomins who had taked me in, da Soft an da Furry, agreed to drife all da way to Missouri to get me to da metalmopnster-hoomin. Well, da nextest day da Soft an da Furry drifed me to Missouri, and I met da metalmonster hoomin. Him smelled like a kitty person, so I climbed into his arms an purred to him. Dat was when I became Harri Roadcat, an da hoomin becamed mine Paw. I spent da next 9 months ridin all over da US in Paw's big metalmonster, an had lots an lots of 'ventures. I getted to hook mine hoomin up da Hoomin-on-a-string (what him called a harness and leash) and take him for walks at truck stops an rest areas and company terminals. It was lots of fun! An when we gotted back to Catifurnia I getted to meet da offur kitties in hims howse, and da offur hoomin in da howse (mine Meowmie). Den when Paw stopped drifin da metalmonster I getted to be a howse-cat. I'z liffed wif Paw an Meowmie and da offur kitties in Catifurnia, an in Iowa, an now in Illinois. An a few months ago I decided to let mineown Meowmie pet me whenever her wants to, and I even climb into her lap once in a while now. But Paw is still mine hoomin. So I haf to gif bigbig thanks to da Soft an da Furry fur takin me in and for takin such good care of me an fur finding me mine furever home, an to Miss Violette fur teaching me fings dat mineown Momcat never did, an to Tiger and OT who teached me to respect mine eldercats, an to Cleocatra fur teaching me more lessons dat mine Momcat didn't. Life is good now. We gets all da fudz we can eat, and our litter boxes is USUALLY clean (glares towards hoomins), an da hoomins play wif us sometimes (glares at hoomins again). An da bigbig dog beast we live wif is slowly learnin dat da kitties is allez da boss. Harri |
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activity: Heart Stories
while we iz watin on lucy, howsabowt beauty, spring and cinder sayin how dey
'dopter der hoomin, Trudi "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... who will be nezt... howsabout ursef lucy porter? Trudi "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Dat iz bery kool indead! I rememfur meowmee reedink doz Hari Roadcat avenshurz tu me. -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... diz iz zatlee how it happined... i wuzint thrilled wiffa nofur kitty butted whatefur, butted miss violette anna tiger man wuz reallee upsetted so inna end harri getted da purfekt home, anna now hersef iz bak in IL, how kule iz dat, Trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... Ok, I will tell it az well as I can rememfur it. I was purrty tiny fur part of it. When I was jus a tiny little bitty I lifed wif mine Momcat an littermates in a howse wif hoomins. I din't specially like da hoomins - dey din't really know how to care fur kitties. So I set out to find a new howse fur mineownself. I walked up an down da street, lookin at all of da howses. I din't see any place dat really looked good til I seed a howse where a hoomin was carrying a bag of dirty litter out to da trash. I sitted on da sidewalk and watched, and when him saw me him talked to me real nice. So I went over an sniffed da hoomin, and him smelled all right so I climbed up hims clothes and on to hims shoulder. He took me inside da howse and introdooced me to anoffur hoomin, and she was nice too. I figgered I would just mof in wif dem. Da prollem was, dey already had 6 kitties. Da city dey lif in only allows 6 kitties to a howse (how silly is dat!). An da two oldest kitties in da howse was really unhappy dat a new 'truder kitty was in da howse, so dey stopped eating. Da two hoomins knew dat dey had to find a new home for mineownself, so dey started lookin. Dey took real good care of me, and fed me good food, and played wif mineownself, an I lifed in da kitty suite in der howse. Anoffur hoomin on da newsgroup heard about mine situation. Him was drivin a big metalmonster, an him said dat if him could get up to Illinoyze, him would gif me a home. It took FUREVER fur him to get here; him was normally drifin in Catifurnia, an da hoomin called a "dispatcher" wazn't cooperatin to get mine hoomin to da Midwest. Finally, after what must haf been YEARS him finally getted sent to Missouri. Da two hoomins who had taked me in, da Soft an da Furry, agreed to drife all da way to Missouri to get me to da metalmopnster-hoomin. Well, da nextest day da Soft an da Furry drifed me to Missouri, and I met da metalmonster hoomin. Him smelled like a kitty person, so I climbed into his arms an purred to him. Dat was when I became Harri Roadcat, an da hoomin becamed mine Paw. I spent da next 9 months ridin all over da US in Paw's big metalmonster, an had lots an lots of 'ventures. I getted to hook mine hoomin up da Hoomin-on-a-string (what him called a harness and leash) and take him for walks at truck stops an rest areas and company terminals. It was lots of fun! An when we gotted back to Catifurnia I getted to meet da offur kitties in hims howse, and da offur hoomin in da howse (mine Meowmie). Den when Paw stopped drifin da metalmonster I getted to be a howse-cat. I'z liffed wif Paw an Meowmie and da offur kitties in Catifurnia, an in Iowa, an now in Illinois. An a few months ago I decided to let mineown Meowmie pet me whenever her wants to, and I even climb into her lap once in a while now. But Paw is still mine hoomin. So I haf to gif bigbig thanks to da Soft an da Furry fur takin me in and for takin such good care of me an fur finding me mine furever home, an to Miss Violette fur teaching me fings dat mineown Momcat never did, an to Tiger and OT who teached me to respect mine eldercats, an to Cleocatra fur teaching me more lessons dat mine Momcat didn't. Life is good now. We gets all da fudz we can eat, and our litter boxes is USUALLY clean (glares towards hoomins), an da hoomins play wif us sometimes (glares at hoomins again). An da bigbig dog beast we live wif is slowly learnin dat da kitties is allez da boss. Harri |
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activity: Heart Stories
mosey tell how ursef getted dopted, Trudi thinkin dey hafnotted heared furm
any of mosey's home "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... while we iz watin on lucy, howsabowt beauty, spring and cinder sayin how dey 'dopter der hoomin, Trudi "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... who will be nezt... howsabout ursef lucy porter? Trudi "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Dat iz bery kool indead! I rememfur meowmee reedink doz Hari Roadcat avenshurz tu me. -- Pitô.ônya "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... diz iz zatlee how it happined... i wuzint thrilled wiffa nofur kitty butted whatefur, butted miss violette anna tiger man wuz reallee upsetted so inna end harri getted da purfekt home, anna now hersef iz bak in IL, how kule iz dat, Trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... Ok, I will tell it az well as I can rememfur it. I was purrty tiny fur part of it. When I was jus a tiny little bitty I lifed wif mine Momcat an littermates in a howse wif hoomins. I din't specially like da hoomins - dey din't really know how to care fur kitties. So I set out to find a new howse fur mineownself. I walked up an down da street, lookin at all of da howses. I din't see any place dat really looked good til I seed a howse where a hoomin was carrying a bag of dirty litter out to da trash. I sitted on da sidewalk and watched, and when him saw me him talked to me real nice. So I went over an sniffed da hoomin, and him smelled all right so I climbed up hims clothes and on to hims shoulder. He took me inside da howse and introdooced me to anoffur hoomin, and she was nice too. I figgered I would just mof in wif dem. Da prollem was, dey already had 6 kitties. Da city dey lif in only allows 6 kitties to a howse (how silly is dat!). An da two oldest kitties in da howse was really unhappy dat a new 'truder kitty was in da howse, so dey stopped eating. Da two hoomins knew dat dey had to find a new home for mineownself, so dey started lookin. Dey took real good care of me, and fed me good food, and played wif mineownself, an I lifed in da kitty suite in der howse. Anoffur hoomin on da newsgroup heard about mine situation. Him was drivin a big metalmonster, an him said dat if him could get up to Illinoyze, him would gif me a home. It took FUREVER fur him to get here; him was normally drifin in Catifurnia, an da hoomin called a "dispatcher" wazn't cooperatin to get mine hoomin to da Midwest. Finally, after what must haf been YEARS him finally getted sent to Missouri. Da two hoomins who had taked me in, da Soft an da Furry, agreed to drife all da way to Missouri to get me to da metalmopnster-hoomin. Well, da nextest day da Soft an da Furry drifed me to Missouri, and I met da metalmonster hoomin. Him smelled like a kitty person, so I climbed into his arms an purred to him. Dat was when I became Harri Roadcat, an da hoomin becamed mine Paw. I spent da next 9 months ridin all over da US in Paw's big metalmonster, an had lots an lots of 'ventures. I getted to hook mine hoomin up da Hoomin-on-a-string (what him called a harness and leash) and take him for walks at truck stops an rest areas and company terminals. It was lots of fun! An when we gotted back to Catifurnia I getted to meet da offur kitties in hims howse, and da offur hoomin in da howse (mine Meowmie). Den when Paw stopped drifin da metalmonster I getted to be a howse-cat. I'z liffed wif Paw an Meowmie and da offur kitties in Catifurnia, an in Iowa, an now in Illinois. An a few months ago I decided to let mineown Meowmie pet me whenever her wants to, and I even climb into her lap once in a while now. But Paw is still mine hoomin. So I haf to gif bigbig thanks to da Soft an da Furry fur takin me in and for takin such good care of me an fur finding me mine furever home, an to Miss Violette fur teaching me fings dat mineown Momcat never did, an to Tiger and OT who teached me to respect mine eldercats, an to Cleocatra fur teaching me more lessons dat mine Momcat didn't. Life is good now. We gets all da fudz we can eat, and our litter boxes is USUALLY clean (glares towards hoomins), an da hoomins play wif us sometimes (glares at hoomins again). An da bigbig dog beast we live wif is slowly learnin dat da kitties is allez da boss. Harri |
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activity: Heart Stories
I am the grate Cinder. See me with my blew eyes.
https://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcm...78735603682274 Wen i waz onlee 4 weeks auld a evill humann took me away frum my brothers and sisfurs and mommie and throwed me in a ditch in da countri! Denn a gud human pikked me up and brott me to da humane society which was no-kill. Da odds of this was astronottikle. Dis was a gudgud plan uff myne to get reskewd, butted I dont no wat happind to my mommie and brthers and sisfurs. Wen da gudgud human brott me in John waz there and he fell in luff with me at furst site. He jhoined da societyy and volunteered as a kitty-fosterer and I was his furst foster.He fedd me a formulah and I grew up strong and safe. Den he dopted me. Hiss and Spit on da evill hoomin who broak up my family and tryed to murder all usses. Goodness purrs fur da gud homin. On Mon, 7 Mar 2011 10:05:47 -0600, "Storrmmee" wrote: Trudi returns to the PA and announces: OK i finded da notez... ucatz hasta qwit changin da fread namez, startz a new one so da slow soft can find what i want hersef to... da furzt actifitee iz now startin onna top offa da ship... itz urown heart storee anna i willz goez furzt... How I 'dopted soft anna Furee: da dday befur i camed to da door of soft anna fureez howze dey had been inna petsmurt lukin fura furnd fur tv ta pway wif, der wuz diz GIANT kitty, himz name wuz pooka like inna harvey moffee wif jimmie stewart, himz wuz onlee nine monfz owlde butted himz wuz already twelf pwndz anna himz wuzint at all fat himz wuz juzt giant, himz wuza purfekt tuxido kitty anna da furree thinked himz wuz berree atratif beclawz himz faze wuz black but alla himz whiskerz wuz white... when furree azked da ladee she letted himz owtta himz jail anna himz liked furree ok but himz juzt ignored soft anna himz didunt really akt like himz wanted ta come home wif dem, so dey wuz disapointed butted dey knowed a kitty wuz owt der for dem anna dey alzo beleef dat da kitty chooses not da hoomin so dey wented home kinda sad but dey alzo knew dey wuld keep lukin... den dat efinin march 16 da furree started to not feel gud, da nezt mornin when da furree getted up soft made himz go bak to bed beclawz it wuz ickee inna owt and dey had been to da toona pwaze da nite befure so she said for himz ta rezt anna if himz getted bettere anna da snow stopped den dey wuld go to da toona pwaze... afur a while soft madea ofur catz go inna berum wif furree so she could smoke a cigaret atta bak door... she turned onna radio anna openind da bak door... da song "i knew i loved you before i met you" by savage garden camed onna radio... da soft wuz thinkin how she wulda liked to haf dat pooka kitty... at dat moment da wurdz furm da some wuz"i must have dreamed you into life..." and i runned up herown nightgown ont herown shoulder... da soft started screemin anna hollerin anna i just hanged on, da furree camed furm da bedrum to see whut wuza matter wiffa soft beclawz she generalle duzint make dat muc noize... she sayed to furree tell me this isn't a rat or i am gonna die right here... he said "no, its a kitten, wet as it can be and YOU are not ever allowed into petsmart again" soft asked why and furree sayed:" its a tuxido with an all black face and white whiskers and if you can think them into existence well won't have any room on the bed to sleep!!!" then furree dried minesef off anna putted me inna kitty sweet and i has been wif dem ever sinze... I haz a kuple of ofur heart storeez but diz iz juzt ta getz diz aktifitee started, Trudi |
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activity: Heart Stories
hiss spit onna bad hoomin, smurglez fur unca john, trudi
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... I am the grate Cinder. See me with my blew eyes. https://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcm...78735603682274 Wen i waz onlee 4 weeks auld a evill humann took me away frum my brothers and sisfurs and mommie and throwed me in a ditch in da countri! Denn a gud human pikked me up and brott me to da humane society which was no-kill. Da odds of this was astronottikle. Dis was a gudgud plan uff myne to get reskewd, butted I dont no wat happind to my mommie and brthers and sisfurs. Wen da gudgud human brott me in John waz there and he fell in luff with me at furst site. He jhoined da societyy and volunteered as a kitty-fosterer and I was his furst foster.He fedd me a formulah and I grew up strong and safe. Den he dopted me. Hiss and Spit on da evill hoomin who broak up my family and tryed to murder all usses. Goodness purrs fur da gud homin. On Mon, 7 Mar 2011 10:05:47 -0600, "Storrmmee" wrote: Trudi returns to the PA and announces: OK i finded da notez... ucatz hasta qwit changin da fread namez, startz a new one so da slow soft can find what i want hersef to... da furzt actifitee iz now startin onna top offa da ship... itz urown heart storee anna i willz goez furzt... How I 'dopted soft anna Furee: da dday befur i camed to da door of soft anna fureez howze dey had been inna petsmurt lukin fura furnd fur tv ta pway wif, der wuz diz GIANT kitty, himz name wuz pooka like inna harvey moffee wif jimmie stewart, himz wuz onlee nine monfz owlde butted himz wuz already twelf pwndz anna himz wuzint at all fat himz wuz juzt giant, himz wuza purfekt tuxido kitty anna da furree thinked himz wuz berree atratif beclawz himz faze wuz black but alla himz whiskerz wuz white... when furree azked da ladee she letted himz owtta himz jail anna himz liked furree ok but himz juzt ignored soft anna himz didunt really akt like himz wanted ta come home wif dem, so dey wuz disapointed butted dey knowed a kitty wuz owt der for dem anna dey alzo beleef dat da kitty chooses not da hoomin so dey wented home kinda sad but dey alzo knew dey wuld keep lukin... den dat efinin march 16 da furree started to not feel gud, da nezt mornin when da furree getted up soft made himz go bak to bed beclawz it wuz ickee inna owt and dey had been to da toona pwaze da nite befure so she said for himz ta rezt anna if himz getted bettere anna da snow stopped den dey wuld go to da toona pwaze... afur a while soft madea ofur catz go inna berum wif furree so she could smoke a cigaret atta bak door... she turned onna radio anna openind da bak door... da song "i knew i loved you before i met you" by savage garden camed onna radio... da soft wuz thinkin how she wulda liked to haf dat pooka kitty... at dat moment da wurdz furm da some wuz"i must have dreamed you into life..." and i runned up herown nightgown ont herown shoulder... da soft started screemin anna hollerin anna i just hanged on, da furree camed furm da bedrum to see whut wuza matter wiffa soft beclawz she generalle duzint make dat muc noize... she sayed to furree tell me this isn't a rat or i am gonna die right here... he said "no, its a kitten, wet as it can be and YOU are not ever allowed into petsmart again" soft asked why and furree sayed:" its a tuxido with an all black face and white whiskers and if you can think them into existence well won't have any room on the bed to sleep!!!" then furree dried minesef off anna putted me inna kitty sweet and i has been wif dem ever sinze... I haz a kuple of ofur heart storeez but diz iz juzt ta getz diz aktifitee started, Trudi |
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activity: Heart Stories
diz wuz inna softz in box when i 'lowed hersef to checkza emailz befur
returnin to herown sekatareel duteez, Trudi Dear Trudince Tuxedo cat: As da gramby iz too stoopid to make da puter work rite, I will tell urself how I cam to liff in diz houze. Me ana my momcat was liffink in da bak yard of da ole houze. Dere waz lotza rakoonz dere and one nite my momcat cided to moff uz bitties kauze of dem. I figurez she gotted spooked anna dropped minself in a big pile of brush da hoomanz waz gonna burn. Well da big barekitten cided to burn diz stuff when gramby and da man hooman wented to a meetink in shycago. Him litted da firez and sat down anna drank a beer. Suddenly I gotted ferri ferri hot. I runed up out of da pit and runed up himz leg which, wasn't an ordinary leg I learned ladter. Him didnt feel me until I passed himz knee. I skared himself so bad dat him fell ofver bakwurds in da chair. Anyway ta make a long story longer, diz houze had doggies and didn't really like cats dat muchez. Da son caled da man hooman and said diz bittie cat who didn't look too strong was dere and what did dem want himself ta do. Either send me to the bridge or what. Da man said put the d**n fing on da bak porch in da kage and iffin it iz live in da mornink we wud cide. As u kan see, I made da nite. Da man hooman luffed me fore too long and I took kare of himself till he wented to da bridge. Da gramby still waznt sure bout me but she trook me wiff her when she moofed to diz houze. It took me two yearz to cide her waza a good humanz ande dat I shud luff her az muchez az da man. Miz Piglett "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... hiss spit onna bad hoomin, smurglez fur unca john, trudi "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... I am the grate Cinder. See me with my blew eyes. https://picasaweb.google.com/johnmcm...78735603682274 Wen i waz onlee 4 weeks auld a evill humann took me away frum my brothers and sisfurs and mommie and throwed me in a ditch in da countri! Denn a gud human pikked me up and brott me to da humane society which was no-kill. Da odds of this was astronottikle. Dis was a gudgud plan uff myne to get reskewd, butted I dont no wat happind to my mommie and brthers and sisfurs. Wen da gudgud human brott me in John waz there and he fell in luff with me at furst site. He jhoined da societyy and volunteered as a kitty-fosterer and I was his furst foster.He fedd me a formulah and I grew up strong and safe. Den he dopted me. Hiss and Spit on da evill hoomin who broak up my family and tryed to murder all usses. Goodness purrs fur da gud homin. On Mon, 7 Mar 2011 10:05:47 -0600, "Storrmmee" wrote: Trudi returns to the PA and announces: OK i finded da notez... ucatz hasta qwit changin da fread namez, startz a new one so da slow soft can find what i want hersef to... da furzt actifitee iz now startin onna top offa da ship... itz urown heart storee anna i willz goez furzt... How I 'dopted soft anna Furee: da dday befur i camed to da door of soft anna fureez howze dey had been inna petsmurt lukin fura furnd fur tv ta pway wif, der wuz diz GIANT kitty, himz name wuz pooka like inna harvey moffee wif jimmie stewart, himz wuz onlee nine monfz owlde butted himz wuz already twelf pwndz anna himz wuzint at all fat himz wuz juzt giant, himz wuza purfekt tuxido kitty anna da furree thinked himz wuz berree atratif beclawz himz faze wuz black but alla himz whiskerz wuz white... when furree azked da ladee she letted himz owtta himz jail anna himz liked furree ok but himz juzt ignored soft anna himz didunt really akt like himz wanted ta come home wif dem, so dey wuz disapointed butted dey knowed a kitty wuz owt der for dem anna dey alzo beleef dat da kitty chooses not da hoomin so dey wented home kinda sad but dey alzo knew dey wuld keep lukin... den dat efinin march 16 da furree started to not feel gud, da nezt mornin when da furree getted up soft made himz go bak to bed beclawz it wuz ickee inna owt and dey had been to da toona pwaze da nite befure so she said for himz ta rezt anna if himz getted bettere anna da snow stopped den dey wuld go to da toona pwaze... afur a while soft madea ofur catz go inna berum wif furree so she could smoke a cigaret atta bak door... she turned onna radio anna openind da bak door... da song "i knew i loved you before i met you" by savage garden camed onna radio... da soft wuz thinkin how she wulda liked to haf dat pooka kitty... at dat moment da wurdz furm da some wuz"i must have dreamed you into life..." and i runned up herown nightgown ont herown shoulder... da soft started screemin anna hollerin anna i just hanged on, da furree camed furm da bedrum to see whut wuza matter wiffa soft beclawz she generalle duzint make dat muc noize... she sayed to furree tell me this isn't a rat or i am gonna die right here... he said "no, its a kitten, wet as it can be and YOU are not ever allowed into petsmart again" soft asked why and furree sayed:" its a tuxido with an all black face and white whiskers and if you can think them into existence well won't have any room on the bed to sleep!!!" then furree dried minesef off anna putted me inna kitty sweet and i has been wif dem ever sinze... I haz a kuple of ofur heart storeez but diz iz juzt ta getz diz aktifitee started, Trudi |
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activity: Heart Stories
Mosey heer furzt:
mai Pa n hiz frend wint tew uh pet stoar in 2008 n furzt gotted mai sifter Molly, uh tuxie bittie n brot hur hoam cuz meowmie wuz kryingh cuz Big Bart gotted sik n wint tew RB, n aftur u foo weex, dey wunted tew cheer meowmie up, sew dey brot Molly hoam, n den ai kame hoam wiff Pa uh week layter. Molly wuz ubaowt 8 munthz old n wen hur wuz en da owt cuz hur wiked tew klime n hur fawled awf da roof n broke hur self n hur went tew ted n went tew da Bridge. Meowmie kried sew hard. Dey wived inna bootiful hoam. ai m vury happee heer n ai hab uh vury laowd purr . Da meen man hoo taked dere hoam wen Pa losted hiz job, dint wunt meh tew move entew hiz hoam dat hym rented tew dem but meowmie gotted en hiz fase n sayed NO, ai am NOT gonna leeve Mosey behind, n dat wuz dat. gud fur meowmie. PookyKat next: Ma n Pa wived inna badbad plase wiff bad hoominz hoo sold drugs n stuff, n uh naybur gived meh tew dem az uh bittie. cuz ai reminded dem uff Molly. ai am uh big tuxie tew, n vury happee heer, but ai dunt purr az laowd az Mosey. Sqweex next : Ma n Pa's nurse at dere TED cat had sum bitties, n sew dey n dere landlady, hoo wuz meowmies frend at dat badbad plase wint tew hur hoam n ma n pa gotted meh, n da landlady gotted 2 bitties, den hur gotted murdered bai hur boyfrend n den hur sifter taked hur bitties hoam wiff hur. Pipps gnow: PookyKat iz mai Pa, n mai meowmie Sqweex had 3 bitties under der big bed but only ai lived, da uther 2 wint to RB, ai m vury happee heer tew. Dey gib usses gud fudz n pways wiff usses n meowmie cleenz owr doodlebawxes Wee awl luffs owr Ma n Pa n wee awl git alongh..yeUP n we iz awl tutured gnow. Luffs Mosey n hiz happee famblee |
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activity: Heart Stories
gud fur urown hoominz, trudi... lukin atta beauty and spring expectantly
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Mosey heer furzt: mai Pa n hiz frend wint tew uh pet stoar in 2008 n furzt gotted mai sifter Molly, uh tuxie bittie n brot hur hoam cuz meowmie wuz kryingh cuz Big Bart gotted sik n wint tew RB, n aftur u foo weex, dey wunted tew cheer meowmie up, sew dey brot Molly hoam, n den ai kame hoam wiff Pa uh week layter. Molly wuz ubaowt 8 munthz old n wen hur wuz en da owt cuz hur wiked tew klime n hur fawled awf da roof n broke hur self n hur went tew ted n went tew da Bridge. Meowmie kried sew hard. Dey wived inna bootiful hoam. ai m vury happee heer n ai hab uh vury laowd purr . Da meen man hoo taked dere hoam wen Pa losted hiz job, dint wunt meh tew move entew hiz hoam dat hym rented tew dem but meowmie gotted en hiz fase n sayed NO, ai am NOT gonna leeve Mosey behind, n dat wuz dat. gud fur meowmie. PookyKat next: Ma n Pa wived inna badbad plase wiff bad hoominz hoo sold drugs n stuff, n uh naybur gived meh tew dem az uh bittie. cuz ai reminded dem uff Molly. ai am uh big tuxie tew, n vury happee heer, but ai dunt purr az laowd az Mosey. Sqweex next : Ma n Pa's nurse at dere TED cat had sum bitties, n sew dey n dere landlady, hoo wuz meowmies frend at dat badbad plase wint tew hur hoam n ma n pa gotted meh, n da landlady gotted 2 bitties, den hur gotted murdered bai hur boyfrend n den hur sifter taked hur bitties hoam wiff hur. Pipps gnow: PookyKat iz mai Pa, n mai meowmie Sqweex had 3 bitties under der big bed but only ai lived, da uther 2 wint to RB, ai m vury happee heer tew. Dey gib usses gud fudz n pways wiff usses n meowmie cleenz owr doodlebawxes Wee awl luffs owr Ma n Pa n wee awl git alongh..yeUP n we iz awl tutured gnow. Luffs Mosey n hiz happee famblee |
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