owrz metal monzter

O T watches gramby as she reads this. I fink her sayz no fankU drifink iznt
dat portant all ova sudden.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

da sofft sayz she izunt dat inneerezted, OEJ, who thinks this is a fine pwan
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 04:06:03 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

da furree duz seemsta haf issuze wiffa da eyez broked onez drifinOEJ

Youz could do it wif kitty help. You would jus need a kitty to ride on
your shoulders. Den when the kitty sticks a claw in your left shoulder,
turn left. An when dey sticks a claw in your right shoulder, turn right.
An when dey licks da back of your neck, slow down. An when dey barfs down
your back, STOP!

Harri

Piglett calls the two sisters on the cat-a-phone. It iz ok ta ride wiff
Missy but hangz onta ur hats or whatevver u haz. She iza an innesterink
driffer.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jul 28, 7:36 pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
On Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:36:09 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:
it seemz ok akordinta da furree, itsa same famblee aza one dat wented
away... but a little yunger... itz really bad akordinta minesef beclawz
i
heared furee tella soft it haza stow anna go seatsz so we will all fitz
in
ezilee wif no stakin... hrmph, so i wuz hopin fur a little bittee one so
we
wuldint fitz, OEJ

Hab yoo gize eber fot ob taking da keys wen da hoomanz are asleep, and
going
for a widdle dribe? One kitty steerz, anofur works da pedals, anofer looks
owt... Yoo get da idear.....

A red catvertible pulls up in da Sisters' yard. It jus appeers in da
air an den lans genly on da gras. Missy gets out

Doo yoons wanna com for a ryde wiff me?

--
Missy

Piglett reads this in sheer horror, she grabs the cat-a-phone and calls
Amelia. Help Melia u godda fix Unkle Furry's metalmonster so it I safe for
kitties to driff. Dem iz going to take it out by demselvez. Harri u needz
ta git ofver dere too. Piglett turn around to see that O T, Willow AND
Lizzie have all disappeared.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

diz iza gud idermint, ifin we skoochez da seet up klose ursef kuld steer,
anna chester anna mh kuld say whutz comin up anna trudi kuld do da gaz anna
OEJ kuld du da breekz Barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
O T reads this and gets excited. I iza lonnnnng kitty. I kud stan on da
seat and stir da medalmosterz. Trudi iza gud happipawwer kitty she kud
wurk da pedalz and da restz of u kud joy da ride. Piglett smacks him on
his head. Why u do dat on minehead? U hhazn't ben asked ta help wiff diz
venture u shud wait. Piglett turns away to eat the frest fud in her dish.

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .

On Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:36:09 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

it seemz ok akordinta da furree, itsa same famblee aza one dat wented
away... but a little yunger... itz really bad akordinta minesef beclawz i
heared furee tella soft it haza stow anna go seatsz so we will all fitz
in
ezilee wif no stakin... hrmph, so i wuz hopin fur a little bittee one so
we
wuldint fitz, OEJ

Hab yoo gize eber fot ob taking da keys wen da hoomanz are asleep, and
going
for a widdle dribe? One kitty steerz, anofur works da pedals, anofer looks
owt... Yoo get da idear.....

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/28/2011 7:34:59 PM

On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 10:58:05 -0500, Gramby wrote:

O T watches gramby as she reads this. I fink her sayz no fankU drifink
iznt dat portant all ova sudden.

Well, jus rememfur dat da offer stands, should it become necessary in da
future.

Harri

On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:06:47 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Piglett reads this in sheer horror, she grabs the cat-a-phone and calls
Amelia. Help Melia u godda fix Unkle Furry's metalmonster so it I safe
for kitties to driff. Dem iz going to take it out by demselvez. Harri
u needz ta git ofver dere too. Piglett turn around to see that O T,
Willow AND Lizzie have all disappeared.

Not to worry, I'm just finishing up installing the kitty safety module.
They won't be able to hurt themselves or the new vehicle.

Amelia

On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:06:47 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Piglett reads this in sheer horror, she grabs the cat-a-phone and calls
Amelia. Help Melia u godda fix Unkle Furry's metalmonster so it I safe
for kitties to driff. Dem iz going to take it out by demselvez. Harri
u needz ta git ofver dere too. Piglett turn around to see that O T,
Willow AND Lizzie have all disappeared.

I'm kinda short so wouldn't be able to steer furry well, but I'd be glad
to work da gas pedal! Vroom, vroom!

Harri

datz gud beclawz i wantsa put in alla fazt fud pwazes so i kan get sum fudz
wile we iz owt, chester
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:06:47 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Piglett reads this in sheer horror, she grabs the cat-a-phone and calls
Amelia. Help Melia u godda fix Unkle Furry's metalmonster so it I safe
for kitties to driff. Dem iz going to take it out by demselvez. Harri
u needz ta git ofver dere too. Piglett turn around to see that O T,
Willow AND Lizzie have all disappeared.

Not to worry, I'm just finishing up installing the kitty safety module.
They won't be able to hurt themselves or the new vehicle.

Amelia

ifin ursef duz dat den trudi can be watchin dat ladee inna box fur fud
pwases, chester
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:06:47 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Piglett reads this in sheer horror, she grabs the cat-a-phone and calls
Amelia. Help Melia u godda fix Unkle Furry's metalmonster so it I safe
for kitties to driff. Dem iz going to take it out by demselvez. Harri
u needz ta git ofver dere too. Piglett turn around to see that O T,
Willow AND Lizzie have all disappeared.

I'm kinda short so wouldn't be able to steer furry well, but I'd be glad
to work da gas pedal! Vroom, vroom!

Harri

On Jul 28, 3:32*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
da owlde one wuz beree sick so da furree taked it to da ted fur metal
mozterz, instead of fizin itsef himz ended up gettin a new metal monzter,
OEJ

Dis is a funny fing hoomins do....jist wen mees gettin usted tu da
noyse, dey change dems. Still, it hepps dem get tu da store fur fuds
fur usses!

Harry Gordon

Weze gree wif diz. Ize dont hafta watch fur pawpaw to cum home, cuz ize
kin tell hizown metalmonster frum all da offurz dat cum down da alley.
Mewomiez two, but ize dont bothfur to getz up fur hur cuz she dont feedz me.

Booker, pawpawz boy

On 7/29/2011 9:51 AM, rafflescat wrote:
On Jul 28, 3:32 am, wrote:
da owlde one wuz beree sick so da furree taked it to da ted fur metal
mozterz, instead of fizin itsef himz ended up gettin a new metal monzter,
OEJ

Dis is a funny fing hoomins do....jist wen mees gettin usted tu da
noyse, dey change dems. Still, it hepps dem get tu da store fur fuds
fur usses!

Harry Gordon