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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
Well, mine Paw has postponed him's trip to Las Vegas indefinitely. So
we haf nofing left to survail. Or to infesticate. So I guess we'z can go home. Francesca: Party Sammy: I will see about getting da catacopter refuled and stocked wif food fur da return trip/ Francesca: PARTY! Ranger: PARTY! PARTY! [The assembled cats all join in the chorus of "Party! Party!"] Ummm, or we could haf a party, I guess. [Stevie, the FBO manager cat, hears the ruckus and approaches] Stevie: DId I hear correctly that y'all want a party? Just so happens that there's a big shindig tonight at the Purragio tonight, honoring some European kitty lady. I'm sure I could get y'all tickets. How would that sound? Francesca: As the official party kitten, I say "Fank you!" Dat would be wunnderful. Stevie: Well, the party starts in just a little bit and runs all night, so I'll get some limos ordered up. |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
I wunner if dat kud be da Countess...
Rebecca |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
....da European kitty lady, I meenz.
Rebecca |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said:
I wunner if dat kud be da Countess... Rebecca Hmmm, I wunner too! Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy Spot (Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both have great limos! Here they are now... [Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball and Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing classic livery driver hats and formal vests.] Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed to a party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party! Everykitty hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped with full bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif grilled shrimpies and tuna kabobs. [Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing through Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite darkly, except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the humans walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and sounds to notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a double-take when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the wheel. At the intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the police are out directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As the two limos pull through the intersection the police officer working the intersection stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes a deep drink of water before going back to directing traffic. The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city is coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by the windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the Treasure Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show. Both limos pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but wince the windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the loud noises of the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged, then the limos pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn off the Strip and onto a parallel street, then they find themselves on the long, winding drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel. The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering exclusively to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger human hotels, but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The limos pull up at the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run to open the limousine doors.] Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding anything! |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said: I wunner if dat kud be da Countess... Rebecca Hmmm, I wunner too! Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy Spot (Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both have great limos! Here they are now... [Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball and Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing classic livery driver hats and formal vests.] Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed to a party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party! Everykitty hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped with full bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif grilled shrimpies and tuna kabobs. [Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing through Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite darkly, except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the humans walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and sounds to notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a double-take when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the wheel. At the intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the police are out directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As the two limos pull through the intersection the police officer working the intersection stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes a deep drink of water before going back to directing traffic. The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city is coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by the windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the Treasure Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show. Both limos pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but wince the windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the loud noises of the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged, then the limos pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn off the Strip and onto a parallel street, then they find themselves on the long, winding drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel. The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering exclusively to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger human hotels, but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The limos pull up at the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run to open the limousine doors.] Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding anything! A calls comes in for another pickup. Fluffy and Spot head on over and pickup more guests. As they arrive at the Purrilago, Spot jumps out to assist the guests. First out is a very dapper tan and white dog with a bowtie sprinkled with diamonds and a matching tail ornament. He assists another dog wearing nothing but beads that match her natural coat of white tan, grey and black and a tiny spred of diamond earrings along her ears. Last out is a lovely white elder kitty wearing earrings of tan and black, and a diamond necklace. -- |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said: I wunner if dat kud be da Countess... Rebecca Hmmm, I wunner too! Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy Spot (Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both have great limos! Here they are now... [Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball and Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing classic livery driver hats and formal vests.] Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed to a party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party! Everykitty hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped with full bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif grilled shrimpies and tuna kabobs. [Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing through Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite darkly, except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the humans walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and sounds to notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a double-take when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the wheel. At the intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the police are out directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As the two limos pull through the intersection the police officer working the intersection stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes a deep drink of water before going back to directing traffic. The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city is coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by the windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the Treasure Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show. Both limos pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but wince the windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the loud noises of the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged, then the limos pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn off the Strip and onto a parallel street, then they find themselves on the long, winding drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel. The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering exclusively to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger human hotels, but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The limos pull up at the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run to open the limousine doors.] Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding anything! A calls comes in for another pickup. Fluffy and Spot head on over and pickup more guests. As they arrive at the Purrilago, Spot jumps out to assist the guests. First out is a very dapper tan and white dog with a bowtie sprinkled with diamonds and a matching tail ornament. He assists another dog wearing nothing but beads that match her natural coat of white tan, grey and black and a tiny spred of diamond earrings along her ears. Last out is a lovely white elder kitty wearing earrings of tan and black, and a diamond necklace. Cash thanks Spot and Fluffy then slides them 2 ducky treats each plus a pre-loaded card for the Boutique worth 2 tuna each. He hopes he has the exchange rate right and has not over tipped (no biggie) or *gasp* undertipped! Since they both grin and nom a ducky treat as they help unload the bags, he assumes he got it right. Spot and Fluffy flank the known elderly Iowna and guide her up the steps while another bellkitty takes the bags and uses the ramp. Cash and Daisy-chan follow up and stop at the top of the steps to view the lovely hotel. They are glad they upscaled what they brought to wear as it's a very fancy feast sort of place! Cash notes a pedicure place and heads over while Iowna sniffs massage oils and purring kittahs and heads that way. Daisy-chan grins and checks them all in as Cash arranges nail trimming and a natural looking pink polish and Iowna arranges a fully body massage and a toenail trim with silver spangled nail polish applied over a bed of natural looking pink. When Daisy-chan looks back (having noted the exchange rate for ducky treats is *quite good*) she sees Cash surrounded by 2 nail artists per paw and all she can see of Iowna is she seems snuggled on her back with 2 hot towels bracing her and all 4 paws in the air. The rest of her is hidden by giggling kittahs who are vigourously massaging every inch of her not covered by grins. Daisy-chan sniffs something delicious and finds Sammy at the bar who is waiting for a mousical to come out of the blender. It's a little early in the day so she asks for a simpler hot tea made of mouse broth and a minimal but fun nip addition. 'Hey Sammy, get a load of Iowna with all 4 paws in the air! Bless the Countess for a fun time and she might come out later!' -- |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
Cash thanks Spot and Fluffy then slides them 2 ducky treats each plus a pre-loaded card for the Boutique worth 2 tuna each. He hopes he has the exchange rate right and has not over tipped (no biggie) or *gasp* undertipped! Since they both grin and nom a ducky treat as they help unload the bags, he assumes he got it right. Spot and Fluffy flank the known elderly Iowna and guide her up the steps while another bellkitty takes the bags and uses the ramp. Cash and Daisy-chan follow up and stop at the top of the steps to view the lovely hotel. They are glad they upscaled what they brought to wear as it's a very fancy feast sort of place! Cash notes a pedicure place and heads over while Iowna sniffs massage oils and purring kittahs and heads that way. Daisy-chan grins and checks them all in as Cash arranges nail trimming and a natural looking pink polish and Iowna arranges a fully body massage and a toenail trim with silver spangled nail polish applied over a bed of natural looking pink. When Daisy-chan looks back (having noted the exchange rate for ducky treats is *quite good*) she sees Cash surrounded by 2 nail artists per paw and all she can see of Iowna is she seems snuggled on her back with 2 hot towels bracing her and all 4 paws in the air. The rest of her is hidden by giggling kittahs who are vigourously massaging every inch of her not covered by grins. Daisy-chan sniffs something delicious and finds Sammy at the bar who is waiting for a mousical to come out of the blender. It's a little early in the day so she asks for a simpler hot tea made of mouse broth and a minimal but fun nip addition. 'Hey Sammy, get a load of Iowna with all 4 paws in the air! Bless the Countess for a fun time and she might come out later!' I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages. Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be great! Sammy |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
Samuel Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Cash thanks Spot and Fluffy then slides them 2 ducky treats each plus a pre-loaded card for the Boutique worth 2 tuna each. He hopes he has the exchange rate right and has not over tipped (no biggie) or gasp undertipped! Since they both grin and nom a ducky treat as they help unload the bags, he assumes he got it right. Spot and Fluffy flank the known elderly Iowna and guide her up the steps while another bellkitty takes the bags and uses the ramp. Cash and Daisy-chan follow up and stop at the top of the steps to view the lovely hotel. They are glad they upscaled what they brought to wear as it's a very fancy feast sort of place! Cash notes a pedicure place and heads over while Iowna sniffs massage oils and purring kittahs and heads that way. Daisy-chan grins and checks them all in as Cash arranges nail trimming and a natural looking pink polish and Iowna arranges a fully body massage and a toenail trim with silver spangled nail polish applied over a bed of natural looking pink. When Daisy-chan looks back (having noted the exchange rate for ducky treats is *quite good*) she sees Cash surrounded by 2 nail artists per paw and all she can see of Iowna is she seems snuggled on her back with 2 hot towels bracing her and all 4 paws in the air. The rest of her is hidden by giggling kittahs who are vigourously massaging every inch of her not covered by grins. Daisy-chan sniffs something delicious and finds Sammy at the bar who is waiting for a mousical to come out of the blender. It's a little early in the day so she asks for a simpler hot tea made of mouse broth and a minimal but fun nip addition. 'Hey Sammy, get a load of Iowna with all 4 paws in the air! Bless the Countess for a fun time and she might come out later!' I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages. Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be great! Sammy Ohh! Wez in fur it! Are we dressed ok? WE went kind of furry upscale yet tried to hit the middle. I mean, you don't go to the home of a Countess in flip flops! (Daisy-chan looks at Cash and snicker/whispers to Sammy, 'he really likes his hot pink flip flops'). Meantime, Iowna flopps over on her belly with her legs hanging down. She's still almost invisible because of all the massage kittahs but you can see a big grin as they work on her back and hips. Cash meantime steps carefully (nail polish almost dry) up to the bar. 'Hi Sammy!' says Cash as the waiter comes over. Cash orders a beef broth chilled consomme with a thimble of red wine and 1/2 a pinch of nip (he's gotten used to it over the years and rather likes it). -- |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages. Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be great! Sammy Ohh! Wez in fur it! Are we dressed ok? WE went kind of furry upscale yet tried to hit the middle. I mean, you don't go to the home of a Countess in flip flops! (Daisy-chan looks at Cash and snicker/whispers to Sammy, 'he really likes his hot pink flip flops'). Meantime, Iowna flopps over on her belly with her legs hanging down. She's still almost invisible because of all the massage kittahs but you can see a big grin as they work on her back and hips. Cash meantime steps carefully (nail polish almost dry) up to the bar. 'Hi Sammy!' says Cash as the waiter comes over. Cash orders a beef broth chilled consomme with a thimble of red wine and 1/2 a pinch of nip (he's gotten used to it over the years and rather likes it). Hey dere, Cash! Da nails are looking good! I woudln't worry, Miz Daisy-chan. Since dis is Las Vegas, I'z sure dat dey is used to a wide range of dress styles. And I rememfur from our last bisit to da Countess' castle dat even in da castle dey isn't super-formal. whispering to Daisy-chan And to help Cash feel comforbable, mebbe I'll wear my neon green flip flops. |
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A new investigation, in Las Vegas
Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
I'z hoping so! I hafen't seen her for ages. Da concierge tells me dat dere's a big party upstairs in about a hour, an we's all invited. I hear dat da food dere is gonna be great! Sammy Ohh! Wez in fur it! Are we dressed ok? WE went kind of furry upscale yet tried to hit the middle. I mean, you don't go to the home of a Countess in flip flops! (Daisy-chan looks at Cash and snicker/whispers to Sammy, 'he really likes his hot pink flip flops'). Meantime, Iowna flopps over on her belly with her legs hanging down. She's still almost invisible because of all the massage kittahs but you can see a big grin as they work on her back and hips. Cash meantime steps carefully (nail polish almost dry) up to the bar. 'Hi Sammy!' says Cash as the waiter comes over. Cash orders a beef broth chilled consomme with a thimble of red wine and 1/2 a pinch of nip (he's gotten used to it over the years and rather likes it). Hey dere, Cash! Da nails are looking good! I woudln't worry, Miz Daisy-chan. Since dis is Las Vegas, I'z sure dat dey is used to a wide range of dress styles. And I rememfur from our last bisit to da Countess' castle dat even in da castle dey isn't super-formal. whispering to Daisy-chan And to help Cash feel comforbable, mebbe I'll wear my neon green flip flops. Iowna, who has excellent hearing flops over and asks her massage kittahs if they can find 4 XXL hot pink flip flops, and 4 S in camo for her. She thinks a bit and adds, that her fellow sisifer-cat would like some XS sets in orange or blue but will be happy with green as it matches her eyes. A giggling kittah runs off to snag some after eying the paws. She's even inobtrusively taken a gander at Sammy's feets. -- |
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