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Old September 13th 06, 01:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Default Lovable Louise: "No nepotism!"

That might be a good idea. Clarence has to eat special food too so he
doesn't get crystals. TED told mom that the crystals might turn into
stones.

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
trudi sayed she heard it wuz kuz of mine crystals so i bettere eatit, Tiger,
gruginly
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
There's a law about that that your human is ignoring. Do you want
Cousin Roscoe to arrest you?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
dey haz 'lowed da ted ta make dem buy diz here CD fud which is ok but

notted
at all yummy, Tiger
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...
Our humans is horrible about it. If we can't see the bottom of the
bowl, it's because the food is something we don't like!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
moztly mine hoomanz iz gud bowt keepin it cofurred, Tiger, who iz
adamenint
'bowt diz here rule
Julie Porter wrote in message
k.net...
Dats fritening! Yu doant wanna see da bottom of da bole, no sir.

LeO


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I shulda been 16 pwndz butted i wuz starfed so it makez me

anxious
ifin da
bowlz showz itselfz bottom, diz iz NOT 'lowed, Tiger
Julie Porter wrote in message
hlink.net...
Win I came here I wayed 18 pownds.

I still way 18 pounds.

Ekscuse me, I haf to go back to my dish.

LeO


When we came here we weighed less than a pound! Mom gave us
enough to
eat to become big cats but we were always starving to

death!!!!

Chester and Clarence

When I came here I was about 5 months old and weighed about

2
pounds.
I weigh about 10 pounds now!

Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
when i kamed here ta life i weited 6.5 powndz, mine frame

iza
same
size anna
now i weitz 16 pwnds anna change, i wuz almozt starfed so

dey
liztenz when i
sayz i iz hungri or afriad i amma gonna starf, I alzo eatz
onna
howr
efur
hour i iz awake, Tiger, who giggled whenna ted telled soft

dat
her
anna
furri spolied uses more dan herown katz iz spolied...
ClowderCat wrote in message

oups.com...
We've tried to do that and mom ignores us!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
I haz konvinced da hoomanz i haz a mental dizorder

"EBS"
so
dey
allatime
makez sure da bottom ofda bowl iz covured kuz ifin dey
duzint i
howlz
nonstop, we usta get more wet fudz dan we duz now

butted
dat
iza
efil
tedz
fault, Tiger, smug about his "EBS"
ClowderCat wrote in message

ups.com...
Mom won't give us canned food at all. And she won't
give
us
new dry
food if the dishes are empty. We figure that

they're
empty if
we can
see the bottom.

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
now diz iz one thing owr hoomaz duz rite betterer

dan
mozt
hoomanz,
we
getz
dry fud owt alla time, anna furm in at leazt 2

bolws
so
we
duzint
hafta
wait
long ta eat, Tiger, wishin der wuza canned fud set

up
like
diz
ClowderCat wrote in message

oups.com...
We have to nag our human all the time when we

want
more
food!!!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
Tiger and Chester and TV nod in agreemint
ClowderCat wrote in

message

ups.com...
We agree! Getting more food is more

important!

Chester, Clarence and Nathan

Sundance wrote:
Da onliest hoomin fudz I getz is bred, so
ennee
time
Meowmie
haz
sum
I
askz
fur myown piece. Meowmie sez I duznt git

more
hoomin fudz
cuz I
has
a
"dellykit dijestiv sistim", but I fingk

datz
juss a
ekskyoos: so
whut if
she
hazta kleen up a liddle more hurk or poo
afterwerd?

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote

in
message
...
dey sharez whutefur we wantz 'cept no

oninz
or
chocolate,
anna
not
muc
atta
time oh yeah anna no milk kuz it makez

tiger
anna
OEJ
hurke,
we
efin
kan
haf
bread ifin we wantz... Chester, who is

glad
to
have this
home
ClowderCat wrote

in
message


ups.com...
Do they share the roast pork too?

Chester, who thinks he's starving to

death

Stormmee wrote:
dey bringe roazt beazt, anna cheez

anna
yogurt,
anna
some
kanz,
butted
i
duzint kare bowt doze, anna lemme

see,
new
turbo
skratherz,
dat
wuz
gud,
anna lemme see,,, roazt pork, some

gud
stuffz,
anna
sometimez
dey
share
dat
roazt bezt, Chester
ClowderCat

wrote
in
message


oups.com...
That sounds really expensive. Did

they
come
home
with
any
other
good
things?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I know der won't be aini in owr
howze,
soft
kamed
home
furm
da
hooman
fud
plaze anna atta cheap toona fud

plaze
it
wuz 4
dollarz
fur
6
ownzes,
Chester
for TV who iz sleepin
ClowderCat
wrote
in
message


ups.com...
They look like a lot of fun.

Do
you
think we can
find
some
to
play
with?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
sorta lika straberri butte

wif
more
seeds, it
wuz
kule
ta
play
wif
it
onna
kichin floor, TV
ClowderCat


wrote
in
message


oups.com...
What does it taste like?

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
I eated one onze, TV, it

wuz
berri
gud,
ClowderCat

wrote in
message


ups.com...

Julie Porter wrote:
Hey

Onyx, a
telepathic
interface
doesn't
work
that
way.
It
only
lets
you
communicate
with the
computer
so
you
can
send
out
messages
to
your
friends

or
surf
the web!
Do
you
want
one
so
you
don't
have to
go
through
your
human or try
to
type?

Chester

I want

won.
My

humin is
vurry
unreliable.

HoneyCat

OK. Nathan

can
come
over
tonight
to
install
it
for
you
and
show
you
how to use

it.
He'll
also
teach
you
how
to
install it
so
that
when
your human

gets
a
new
computer
you
can
move
it
to
that
one.

Chester

A knew

computer?
Ide
purrfurr
dat
she
spent
thuh
money
on
mee.

Fangu fur the
technykal
help.

HoneyCat

I agree. But
she'll
ignore what
you
want
when
that
computer
dies
and
get a new one.

She
might
even do
it
before
the
computer
dies!
That's
what mom does!

Chester

Gudniss! My momm

has
a
furry old
computer.
She
needs
a
knew
one!

HoneyCat

Since it's so old,

do
you
want her to
get
you
a
new
one
so
you
can
communicate with us
faster?

Chester

I wanna blakberry. It
sownds
yummie.

HoneyCat

Tell your human that.

She
should
get you
one
if
you
want
one!

Chester





















 




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