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food taxes and twibutes
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester |
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Da onliest tribyoot we efur gitz iz bred, an onlee a liddle, tinee peece. We
never gitz enneefing like bakum or cheez or turkeebird or nuffin. Meowmie sez dat evin tho myown mouf likez awl doze stufz, myown tummee duznt. I wunner why she fingkz dat. Sundance "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester |
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i duzint know fur sure, but da tiger man lofed dat bread stuffz but onleee
if da soft wuld howlde itsef fur hisef... he sayed it wuza way ta make hersef pay purpur attinshunz... dat iz juzt mean hersef sayz diz abowt urown tummy... maybe we needsa tax da hoomin class in hoomin bootkamp, Chester "Sundance" wrote in message ... Da onliest tribyoot we efur gitz iz bred, an onlee a liddle, tinee peece. We never gitz enneefing like bakum or cheez or turkeebird or nuffin. Meowmie sez dat evin tho myown mouf likez awl doze stufz, myown tummee duznt. I wunner why she fingkz dat. Sundance "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester |
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iffin ize sitz qwietly, an NO PAWZ ON DA TAYBLE, den ize kin haf a
tayste ov da hoomin fudz. yesderday ize taxed da fud an it waz gud gud kornz on a tube. Den it waz sumfing kalled kantelope, ize did NOT eet dat. It didnt smell like fudz. Iffin ize sitz in da kitchen wen pawpaw is wurkin at da kounter, sumtymes gud fingz fall my way, heze sloppy. Booker On 5/31/2011 1:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester |
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da tv cat liked dat kantalopez... i nefur unnerstood mine brofur, OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message ... iffin ize sitz qwietly, an NO PAWZ ON DA TAYBLE, den ize kin haf a tayste ov da hoomin fudz. yesderday ize taxed da fud an it waz gud gud kornz on a tube. Den it waz sumfing kalled kantelope, ize did NOT eet dat. It didnt smell like fudz. Iffin ize sitz in da kitchen wen pawpaw is wurkin at da kounter, sumtymes gud fingz fall my way, heze sloppy. Booker On 5/31/2011 1:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester |
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On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous |
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one offa purpozes oaffa doggieez iz ta eat stuff dat no kitty shuld eat...
er at leazt dat iz whut miss violetted telled uses, OEJ "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On May 31, 4:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous |
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afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester I iz da only kitty in ourz howse dat taxes hoomin fudz wif any regularity. When da hoomins eat turkey or chickum, I demands a furry heavy tax. Amelia does sometimez, but only when da hoomins is hafing chickum or turkey in sammiches. I also demand dat all sauces da hoomins put on dere foodz be offered to me first, so dat I can make sure dey is ok. An Amelia does a purrty job of supervisin and taxing when da hoomins eat cereal. Harri |
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kule, Trudi taxes da cerealz bowlz, chester
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester I iz da only kitty in ourz howse dat taxes hoomin fudz wif any regularity. When da hoomins eat turkey or chickum, I demands a furry heavy tax. Amelia does sometimez, but only when da hoomins is hafing chickum or turkey in sammiches. I also demand dat all sauces da hoomins put on dere foodz be offered to me first, so dat I can make sure dey is ok. An Amelia does a purrty job of supervisin and taxing when da hoomins eat cereal. Harri |
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At ourown houze, we just triez ta git anyfing her iz eatink. We duzent
alwayz eat itself but we lickez it to see if we wantz itself. O T who got half a slice of swiss cheeze. O T wondering what happened to the rest of the lobster she knows gramby has in the house. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester |
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