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  #21  
Old February 27th 12, 05:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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dem vintz iza gud thing fur sure, Trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.



  #22  
Old February 27th 12, 05:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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chester points to a scallop an sayz, diz iz spekalee gud, izit nu? chester
"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
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[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]



  #23  
Old February 27th 12, 05:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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chester and MH fall ofur laffin,

You know whut, soft iz so paranoyed dat she prolee wuld think it wuza
prezzie furm furree, chester
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
There is a bit of excitement in the living room and Willow goes to check
it out. Poor Piglett is out cold in the middle of the floor. Barbi
brings a cool wash cloth from the master bath room to put on her head. O
T enters just as Piglet is coming to herself. What in da wurld happened.
Piglett sits up, her crossed eyes practically spinning in her head. I saw
Sammy kommink in wiff all dem fud karz behine himself and on deze binyl
floorz, I jus knu him wud make Antie Soft anofther door to da liffink rum.

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
...

[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]



  #24  
Old February 27th 12, 05:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Barbi lukz at lizzie knowz whut she iz thinkin anna sayz, me anna trudi
agreez, no cowch inna owt, no nize hoominz anna mozt of all no gud fudz,
Barbi
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Lizzy thinks to heself. Skaekorw building iz furr summertimez anna I iznt
going in da out anniemore.

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ...




There is a bit of excitement in the living room and Willow goes to check
it
out. Poor Piglett is out cold in the middle of the floor. Barbi brings a
cool wash cloth from the master bath room to put on her head. O T enters
just as Piglet is coming to herself. What in da wurld happened. Piglett
sits up, her crossed eyes practically spinning in her head. I saw Sammy
kommink in wiff all dem fud karz behine himself and on deze binyl floorz,
I
jus knu him wud make Antie Soft anofther door to da liffink rum.

[The kitties hear the sound of air brakes from outside, then shortly
afterwards they hear a small engine start and rev up. With a great
rattling and clanking, a bright yellow cargo tug driven by an orange
kitty barrels through the back door pulling a chain of food carts. Samuel
Redcat stops the tug by the buffet table, and he and Ranger start
unloading the goodies from the FluffyKits warehouse. As they finish up
Sammy turns to Chester, points to the wheels of the tug and the food
carts, and say "soft wool covers over the tires, so dey wont' leaf marks
on da floor". He then hops back onto the tug, guns the engine, and speeds
back out through the door. He returns on foot a short time later, greets
Chester and OT, then starts sampling the goodies he just delivered.]

Mosey, Meowy, Pookykat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat and Mimzy arrive and park
the
porter in the lot and go inside and greet their friends.
They tell them all that Tygur and Mazy have ported to Scotland to be with
wee Cleo.
Pipps walks over to Ranger and greets him warmly and then they all try
some
of the
wonderful food,
This is going to be so much fun and this is a beautiful home.
Have you seen the cornfield out back?
We should build a Scarecrow. yeUP



  #25  
Old February 27th 12, 05:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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I shur kin yuze uh dwinky.
I wud lyke tu twy summa da Creme de Violette strayte purrleez.
I sumtymz eet fowlurs lyk graneumz an wozez. Nottid lylyz,tho
--
Pitô.ônya

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:53:49 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere.
We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the
trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and
set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de
Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail
shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM


  #26  
Old February 27th 12, 05:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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mh sees hiz fafurite gurlcat anna hugz hersef, he kisses herown sisfurz paw,
anna shakez pawz wiffa razkle anna bear We iz beree gwad ursefz kiuld come
MH
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Feb 26, 8:53 am, "Gramby" wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb out
and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there sits
Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here on
Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and deposits
some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before she
runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is directing
them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the food
dishes.
Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What is dat. MH
laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those places in the
floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is standing over one of
them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it is warm air. Willow
settles down for a short nap.


A red jeep-fingy arrives in the yard. Out pile Wascal, Missy, da Bear
and WooToo.

WooToo waves "we leff will Samanfa to tak car ub her mommy. She woont
weev ennyway."

Wascal strolls over to Piglett

--
Will in New Haven


  #27  
Old February 27th 12, 05:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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i wuld liksa have one of doze, i checked in onna soft, anna resunt dey eated
dinner at, hadda beree nize dezertz, one of demz wuza irish kreme anna kula
milkshake, Trudi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:53:49 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de
Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM



  #28  
Old February 27th 12, 05:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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owrz itti bitti hotel had dem inna ruf, no uze at all, trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and
there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff
here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and
deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.





  #29  
Old February 27th 12, 05:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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chester greetz his furnd, trudi whispers to booker... lizzi e iz inna little
bedrum,
"Booker" wrote in message
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A porter arrifez wif three kittiez, an a husewarmin present. Dey pile out
an stand, amazed by all da aktifity as da truk passes by wif da fud kartz,
an more porterz an vehiclez arrife.

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake karefully walk in da door.

On 2/26/2012 5:53 AM, Gramby wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and
there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table
and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.



  #30  
Old February 27th 12, 05:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.
--
Pitô.ônya
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere.
We kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her
house clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door
slides open and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I
will jus put diz stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett
jumps up on the table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just
before she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and
trudi is directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as
well as the food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in
his tracks. What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the
furnace and all those places in the floor along the wall is prime
real estate. Willow is standing over one of them and her hair is
blowing like in the out but it is warm air. Willow settles down
for a short nap.




 




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