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Da Pawty Beginz!
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed: about the time that his wife kittee putz away da prezzie Tiger enters and beginz wunnerin whut da gud smellz iz... he goez to da bar kittee orderz a double of anithin takez it anna drinkz it straight away... Mine luff! Whut did dey do to yoo! [smooths his fur and smooches him] Happy birfday an annifursary! [hands him a small leather box] Dis iz fur mine onetroo luff! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/5/2009 11:06:47 PM |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
little, agile paws typed: Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse! Well Happy Purrday, mine friend! [Pulls out a swiss army knife with an oyster shucker, and on a plate opens half a dozen oysters in a wink] Heer, haff a taste! -- à bientôt, Jacques |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
On Thu, 4 Jun 2009 20:13:57 -0700, Pi2nya AKA
Sweetee's nimble, little paws typed: Hapy Purrday, Anais... Pit2nya pawz Anais a long thin silver bockz in which is a silver necklace: 00000=====88888OOOO#### Wear it in gudgud healff, dear. Ooooh, itz Bootiful, Pitoonya! Fangu so mutch! You iz a gudgud freend! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/5/2009 11:10:24 PM |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed: Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse! Sundance Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box] Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/5/2009 11:11:29 PM |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee wrote:
sorri ta be late anna sucha mezz butted deze hoominz iz gettin owtta kontrol, dey hauled alla uses ta ted today... anna we iz juzt now bak...*behind hizown paw to hiz wife kittee... we showed dem, we costed dem more dan two howze paymintz today.. snikerz... so der... he orderz anofur drink... iz dat micey anna eggplant a apetizer or fur da dinner, he smoochees hiz wife kittee and bowz to electra, remfurin hiz mannerz at lazt, Tiger Ahhh, mine furrend, zee indignantiez ob da TED... Weel, eet eez ofur now, so let me wish yoo an M. Sundance a Happy Purrday, and yoo an Mme. Anaïs a Happy Anipurrsary! Zee mowsey an eggplantz and zee langostinoz are fur appytizers, az are zee oysterz! [Takes a platter from a waitkitty, gives one to Tiger and slurps one for himself] Ummmmmmmmm! Delicious! I finks zat zee Inspektor eez in zee kitchen wif zee chefs, and yoo can be sure zat we will eet and drink like royalty tonight! Lets celebrate! Hmmmm, haz anycat seen mine Rebecca? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
We kud tri butted hinselfz had a bad day and sumtimez he drinkz a bit too
muchez. Him duzn fite or anyfing, just goez ta sleepz. "Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message ... In article , "Granby" wrote: O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. We can do dat! An Sammy willz be glad to hepp ourownselves too. Dus you fink we could distract him wif some roasted turkeybird, or roasted gooseybird, or MiceCream? Mebbe some roasted beast wif nip sauce? I know dat mine sisfurs is easily distracted by yummy fudz. Ranger |
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Da Pawty Beginz! (was: Inbitatshun to a pardee!)
On Jun 5, 8:00*pm, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`"
wrote: A porter twinkles twinkles and lands and out step Mosey, Mimzy and Bob Qat. |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur
wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
it iz yucki anna too horribleta efin diskuzz... butted at leazt da ted wuz
respetiful enuf ta notted takez mine tempasure... i haz you a prezziee, err butted i kant remfur atta moment juzt where i putted it so i wuuldint furget. da gud newz iz i pazzed mine blood tezt... happi purr day anna anipursari to you az well, akordinto da ted rekordz i iz 13 yearz owlde so da owdezt i mite be iz 15... Tiger "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: about the time that his wife kittee putz away da prezzie Tiger enters and beginz wunnerin whut da gud smellz iz... he goez to da bar kittee orderz a double of anithin takez it anna drinkz it straight away... Mine luff! Whut did dey do to yoo! [smooths his fur and smooches him] Happy birfday an annifursary! [hands him a small leather box] Dis iz fur mine onetroo luff! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 6/5/2009 11:06:47 PM |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
yez itz ofur fur anofur year, or so i thinkz, cept for OEJ who mite hafta
get more blood steeled soon... deze iz wunnerful, anna i juzt yelled atta ted anna ted heper, MH growled her anna den wuz sweet to da ted heper, stormmee wuz so upsetted she efin hizzed furri which her nefur duz... i lofez ani seafudz,... thanky you, Tiger "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 18:45:39 -0500, Stormmee wrote: sorri ta be late anna sucha mezz butted deze hoominz iz gettin owtta kontrol, dey hauled alla uses ta ted today... anna we iz juzt now bak...*behind hizown paw to hiz wife kittee... we showed dem, we costed dem more dan two howze paymintz today.. snikerz... so der... he orderz anofur drink... iz dat micey anna eggplant a apetizer or fur da dinner, he smoochees hiz wife kittee and bowz to electra, remfurin hiz mannerz at lazt, Tiger Ahhh, mine furrend, zee indignantiez ob da TED... Weel, eet eez ofur now, so let me wish yoo an M. Sundance a Happy Purrday, and yoo an Mme. Anaïs a Happy Anipurrsary! Zee mowsey an eggplantz and zee langostinoz are fur appytizers, az are zee oysterz! [Takes a platter from a waitkitty, gives one to Tiger and slurps one for himself] Ummmmmmmmm! Delicious! I finks zat zee Inspektor eez in zee kitchen wif zee chefs, and yoo can be sure zat we will eet and drink like royalty tonight! Lets celebrate! Hmmmm, haz anycat seen mine Rebecca? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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