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Purring fur mine pitiful wink



 
 
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Old May 14th 11, 10:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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"Mosey =^..^="




Mine poor upsetted wink Mosey iss tew be taykin fwum hiss gnice hoam
an plooped in TEDs playse an TED wil kleen his teef. He furry
gnothappy bout dis.
I purring fur yoo tew feel gud, mine wuff.
MeOwy, (gnaow mine meowmie tokking bout doin dis tew ME, sew we beddur
gnot bwing it up ennymor)




Oh MeOwy, mai bootiful wink,
ai gotted nokked owt n den dey kleened mai teef n ai sleeped dere fur
uhwile den Paw kame n gotted meh n brotted meh hoam n ai wuz vuey wobbly
cuz uff da Ani Seteic dey gabe meh n dey sed ai coodnt hab INNY fudz until
diz murning,
Wull, ai wuz tew tyred n owt uff et tew eet innywai, sew ai jest sleeped
u lawt n dramk sum wadder n hurked dat up. siiiiiii, den meomie petted meh
n taked AWL wadder dishes n putted dem in da dishwarsher tew get kleen n
den dey wint tew bed, ai sleeped wif Pa, n den ubaowt 8 o klok diz
murning, , Sqweex wint intew da bedroom n sqweeked n waked meowmie up n
dat mayde meomie waff cuz Sqweex iz sew kyoot wen hur tawkz wike dat...n
den meoemie gotted usses awl sum gud wadder n putted owt sum chikkm gooshy
fud fur usses n ai ate jezt uh liddle bit, nu ai wuz styl kinda wobbly,
sew hur kalled ted n telled hym n hym sed dat wuz normal wiff older cats,
mrrrrrrrrrt ai m unly 9 yeerz old n NOT dat old, but ai gezz da ani setic
taykez longer tew ware off n ai feal mutch bedder gnow. Sew dunt yew
wurry ubaowt meh, mai luff, ai am fyne n ai m gitting lotza sun n fresh
air cuz et iz nise owt n meomie opuned da gwass doar n wee kan git da air
fru da skreen. Da unly bad fin was PookyKat growled at meh wen ai wint
tew eet mai fud n meomie yelled STOPPIT at hym, n he did. Hym kan beh
sutch uh snot sumtymez, but hym iz niser tew meh gnow.
ai luffs yew mai sweet wink, n ai fank yew fur diz pozt n yer catsurn fur
meh. n yer purrs, dey wurked. N dey dint tayke mai fang owt
eethur..yaaaaaaay..
N dunt yew wurry ubaowt habbing yerown teef kleened either,
Et iz impuuurtint cuz bad teef kan kauz kidney trubblz.
*Nosepoink*
ai luffs yew
Mosey--wiff kleen teef see? {smiles big sew yoo kan see dem ]


Oh, Mosey, wat kween teef yoo haff! Wuffs an nosepoink, MeOwy


Fank yew mai luff. ai feal bedder tew.
Wuffs an nosepoink tew yew tew
Mosey




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Old May 14th 11, 10:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Purring fur mine pitiful wink



Mine poor upsetted wink Mosey iss tew be taykin fwum hiss gnice hoam
an plooped in TEDs playse an TED wil kleen his teef. He furry
gnothappy bout dis.
I purring fur yoo tew feel gud, mine wuff.
MeOwy, (gnaow mine meowmie tokking bout doin dis tew ME, sew we beddur
gnot bwing it up ennymor)


Yu need tu moof offur heer! Myne TED ses dat mees tutu old tu get
knoked owt n scwaped onna teef! I wood make rhum fur yu n yurs wuff (a
speshal fisitor lidder tway n gest bwankies - oh n wots n wotsa fuds!
Jack wiffa stinky breff.


Dat saownz furry intweeging..ai wud wuff tew snif yoor breff!
Shal we pakk up tew go offur dere, Mosey mine wuff?
MeOwy


Hmm, mai luv, ai fink wee shud vizzit dere furzt wiff da bitties..ai got mai
bagpipes
n we awl gotz kiltz..[waffs at da liddle bitty kilts]
Fank yew Jack..ai hab sum nise mintz fur cats wif stinky breff dat ai wyl
bring wiff usses.
Mosey

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Old May 14th 11, 11:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Re Toof Update : Purring fur mine pitiful wink

it kan be sefural dayz, tell urmom ta taksa hand towel or faze clof anna rub
itsef all ofur urown furz to da purnt dat urown furz iz ruffled up... den
tell hersta uza same clof anna do diz to himz... ifin dat duzint wurk tell
urmom ta putsa drop of vanilla atta baze of urown tail anna in between
urhead tops by urz earz anna do da same to himz, bof of deze uzulee fizes da
ted stink... soft thinkz itsa stuffz on urz furz where dey putz inna needalz
in, rubbin alcholol or astringint, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Fank yew OEJ, but haow long duz dat stink sat dere..hym is styl growling
at meh n et haz been 2 daiz gnow. Mrrrrrrt Mosey

dat ofur kittee wuzing growilnin at ursef justa TED stink dat wuz on urown
furz, OEJ whu knowz

"Mosey =^..^=




Mine poor upsetted wink Mosey iss tew be taykin fwum hiss gnice hoam
an plooped in TEDs playse an TED wil kleen his teef. He furry
gnothappy bout dis.
I purring fur yoo tew feel gud, mine wuff.
MeOwy, (gnaow mine meowmie tokking bout doin dis tew ME, sew we beddur
gnot bwing it up ennymor)




Oh MeOwy, mai bootiful wink,
ai gotted nokked owt n den dey kleened mai teef n ai sleeped dere fur
uhwile den Paw kame n gotted meh n brotted meh hoam n ai wuz vuey wobbly
cuz uff da Ani Seteic dey gabe meh n dey sed ai coodnt hab INNY fudz
until diz murning,
Wull, ai wuz tew tyred n owt uff et tew eet innywai, sew ai jest sleeped
u lawt n dramk sum wadder n hurked dat up. siiiiiii, den meomie petted
meh n taked AWL wadder dishes n putted dem in da dishwarsher tew get
kleen n den dey wint tew bed, ai sleeped wif Pa, n den ubaowt 8 o klok
diz murning, , Sqweex wint intew da bedroom n sqweeked n waked meowmie up
n dat mayde meomie waff cuz Sqweex iz sew kyoot wen hur tawkz wike
dat...n den meoemie gotted usses awl sum gud wadder n putted owt sum
chikkm gooshy fud fur usses n ai ate jezt uh liddle bit, nu ai wuz styl
kinda wobbly, sew hur kalled ted n telled hym n hym sed dat wuz normal
wiff older cats, mrrrrrrrrrt ai m unly 9 yeerz old n NOT dat old, but ai
gezz da ani setic taykez longer tew ware off n ai feal mutch bedder
gnow. Sew dunt yew wurry ubaowt meh, mai luff, ai am fyne n ai m gitting
lotza sun n fresh air cuz et iz nise owt n meomie opuned da gwass doar n
wee kan git da air fru da skreen. Da unly bad fin was PookyKat growled
at meh wen ai wint tew eet mai fud n meomie yelled STOPPIT at hym, n he
did. Hym kan beh sutch uh snot sumtymez, but hym iz niser tew meh gnow.
ai luffs yew mai sweet wink, n ai fank yew fur diz pozt n yer catsurn fur
meh. n yer purrs, dey wurked. N dey dint tayke mai fang owt
eethur..yaaaaaaay..
N dunt yew wurry ubaowt habbing yerown teef kleened either,
Et iz impuuurtint cuz bad teef kan kauz kidney trubblz.
*Nosepoink*
ai luffs yew
Mosey--wiff kleen teef see? {smiles big sew yoo kan see dem ]

[hoomin notes]
Sending purrs for Mosey's dental to go well.
"Gandalf

Thank you Gandalf, He didn't need any antibiotics and is fine now
He's more awake and moving around better.
The purrs you sent worked
Aunti Kyla




 




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