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Old April 3rd 04, 12:28 AM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Default Silly hoomin!

I can't beleeve how silly mineown Paw is! Him decided it waz too much
trouble to scrape da fur off his face when him showered, so him is
letting it grow. Now dere is two of us in da truck wif red furs!

Of course mineown fur is much longer and softer and purtier. And I'z
fink Meowmie will make him scrape off his furs when he gets home. It
doez look furry funny!

Sammy Kitten

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Old April 3rd 04, 03:08 AM
Dan M
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I haz furz on mineown face, Sammy. I gotz no girlhoomin tu tellz
mineownself tu skrayp off da furz, dough.

--- Unca Cory


On some hoomins face furs look purty gud. But on mineown Paw dey looks
silly. 'specially since dey is more grey dan red. But at least dey *is*
red, like mineown furs.

Sammy Kitten

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Old April 3rd 04, 03:08 AM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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I haz furz on mineown face, Sammy. I gotz no girlhoomin tu tellz
mineownself tu skrayp off da furz, dough.

--- Unca Cory



On some hoomins face furs look purty gud. But on mineown Paw dey looks
silly. 'specially since dey is more grey dan red. But at least dey *is*
red, like mineown furs.

Sammy Kitten

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Old April 3rd 04, 11:56 AM
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"Cory" wrote in message
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In article , Sammy da
'Venture Kitten wrote:

I can't beleeve how silly mineown Paw is! Him decided it waz too much
trouble to scrape da fur off his face when him showered, so him is
letting it grow. Now dere is two of us in da truck wif red furs!

Of course mineown fur is much longer and softer and purtier. And I'z
fink Meowmie will make him scrape off his furs when he gets home. It
doez look furry funny!

Sammy Kitten


Oh Sammy!! Datz shokkin! Ize howpin mineown Meowmie duzzunt deeside tu grow
da furz on her own fase tu!!

Clarence


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Old April 3rd 04, 12:11 PM
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furry hasa red furz onna hisown face, butted itsef alzo hasa grey innit.
Soft hasa a likin fur itsef, Trudi, waving and winking at lillith
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
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I can't beleeve how silly mineown Paw is! Him decided it waz too much
trouble to scrape da fur off his face when him showered, so him is
letting it grow. Now dere is two of us in da truck wif red furs!

Of course mineown fur is much longer and softer and purtier. And I'z
fink Meowmie will make him scrape off his furs when he gets home. It
doez look furry funny!

Sammy Kitten



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Old April 3rd 04, 03:47 PM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Oh Sammy!! Datz shokkin! Ize howpin mineown Meowmie duzzunt deeside tu grow
da furz on her own fase tu!!

Clarence


I'z hope not too, Clarence. Deze hoomins need to learn dat only kitties
ought to wear furs.

A meowmie wif face furs - snork!

Sammy Kitten

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Old April 3rd 04, 04:05 PM
Miss Violette
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I think furry wuuld obet ta dat, Tiger, knowingly
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
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Oh Sammy!! Datz shokkin! Ize howpin mineown Meowmie duzzunt deeside tu

grow
da furz on her own fase tu!!

Clarence


I'z hope not too, Clarence. Deze hoomins need to learn dat only kitties
ought to wear furs.

A meowmie wif face furs - snork!

Sammy Kitten



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Old April 3rd 04, 05:50 PM
The Furrsome (again)Foursome
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Ower BigLoud him-humin hazza sum face furs, whut he keeps trimmed.
Meowmie's ov mixed feelin's. She sez he luks gud wif dem but she
duzzent like pricklies if he smurgles. Dat's OK wif me, cuz I like'em
an' de scratches mineown whiskers so I'ze smurgle da him-humin's face furs.

Blue, sharin' whiskers

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
I can't beleeve how silly mineown Paw is! Him decided it waz too much
trouble to scrape da fur off his face when him showered, so him is
letting it grow. Now dere is two of us in da truck wif red furs!

Of course mineown fur is much longer and softer and purtier. And I'z
fink Meowmie will make him scrape off his furs when he gets home. It
doez look furry funny!

Sammy Kitten


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Old April 3rd 04, 08:06 PM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Ower BigLoud him-humin hazza sum face furs, whut he keeps trimmed.
Meowmie's ov mixed feelin's. She sez he luks gud wif dem but she
duzzent like pricklies if he smurgles. Dat's OK wif me, cuz I like'em
an' de scratches mineown whiskers so I'ze smurgle da him-humin's face furs.

Blue, sharin' whiskers


I'z kinda like for Paw to hab dem. I usually groom his lip-furs (what
him calls a "mustache") when I curl up on hims chest, usually by pulling
out dat krinkled ones. When him has face fur on hims chin, I can pull on
dem wif my teef too. Him likes dat - I can tell by the happy noises him
makes!

Sammy Kitten

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Old April 3rd 04, 10:25 PM
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"Sammy da 'Venture Kitten" wrote in message
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Oh Sammy!! Datz shokkin! Ize howpin mineown Meowmie duzzunt deeside tu

grow
da furz on her own fase tu!!

Clarence


I'z hope not too, Clarence. Deze hoomins need to learn dat only kitties
ought to wear furs.

A meowmie wif face furs - snork!

Sammy Kitten


Teeheehee **snicker** wuddunt it be SEW funny? Fase furziz luffurlee on
laydee kitteez...but on hoomin Meowmeez.....teeheehee )

Clarence


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