Update: kitchen rug greebling, by Boyfriend

Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was, and it
woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling. I
got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat dey
can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing it to her
attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very proud of
myself.

Luv
BF

Christina Websell wrote:
Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was,
and it woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling.
I got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat
dey can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing
it to her attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very
proud of myself.

Luv
BF

Yay for my boyfrend, Borfriend! He da good hows-savin hunter! Mommy say I
picked a good boyfriend!

Mimi

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was, and
it
woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling. I
got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat dey
can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing it to her
attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very proud of
myself.

Luv
BF


Good work boyfreind!!!! I can't imagine what would happen if the matchstick
greeblings signed a treaty with the toilet paper greeblings....*shudder*
--
Mathew
Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat
En Vino Veritas

Good Job, Boyfriend!!

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was, and
it
woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling. I
got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat dey
can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing it to her
attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very proud of
myself.

Luv
BF

"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message
news:PZW4e.17607$Vx1.4038@attbi_s01...
Christina Websell wrote:
Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was,
and it woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling.
I got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat
dey can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing
it to her attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very
proud of myself.

Luv
BF

Yay for my boyfrend, Borfriend! He da good hows-savin hunter! Mommy say
I picked a good boyfriend!

Mimi

blush
It woz a real matchstick, Mimi. Wiv a pink bit on der end. I new it cud've
burst into flames at any time wile I was killing it, but I did it anyway.
Meowmie picked up der ded body of der matchstick and frew it away. She say
we all safe now, fanks to me.
I fink you made der rite choice too, everyone say I a nice kind boy. And I
brave too. Unless de Enemy comes, den I want Kitty. He very, very afraid of
my little Kitty FC.

Boyfriend



Boyfriend

BF

Wow, Boyfrend!

I'm awed by yore hunting powers! Good for yoo for killing dat dangerous
matchstick greebling, and saving yore meowmie's howse! (An' some
hoomins say we just ly arownd and sleep all day! What do DEY know?!)
Hoomins wood be in big danjer without us!

I nuzzle yore noze in tribute to grate hunting, Boyfrend.
(Mimi will just have to unnerstand.)

Nina

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was, and
it woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling. I
got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat dey
can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing it to her
attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very proud of
myself.

Luv
BF

Wow, Boyfriend, you *are* a hero - that matchstick could have caused serious
damage to your home and *burned* you, KFC, and your meowmie (Bandit can tell
you how badly burns hurt!). Congratulations on doing such a good job of
protecting your home from that insidious greebling!

Hugs,

CatNipped

"Mathew Kagis" wrote in message
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was, and
it
woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling. I
got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat dey
can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing it to her
attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very proud
of
myself.

Luv
BF


Good work boyfreind!!!! I can't imagine what would happen if the
matchstick
greeblings signed a treaty with the toilet paper greeblings....*shudder*
--
Mathew
Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat
En Vino Veritas




I not allowed in der bafroom unsupervised. I carnt get the TP. I not really
allowed upstairs at all, but sometimes Meowmie lets me go into the spare
bedroom and sleep on the bed in peace if Kitty FC is being nasty to me. She
shut der bafroom door now since she saw my muddy futprints all over der baf
two weeks ago.
I fort I would get away wiv it if I sed it was Kitty. I nearly got a smack
for dat, Meowmie nood I told a lie. It was der first time I told one and
der last. blush, blush
I don't no wot came over me.

Boyfriend

On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 21:27:00 +0100, "Christina Websell"
yodeled:


"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message
news:PZW4e.17607$Vx1.4038@attbi_s01...
Christina Websell wrote:
Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was,
and it woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling.
I got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat
dey can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing
it to her attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very
proud of myself.

Luv
BF

Yay for my boyfrend, Borfriend! He da good hows-savin hunter! Mommy say
I picked a good boyfriend!

Mimi

blush
It woz a real matchstick, Mimi. Wiv a pink bit on der end. I new it cud've
burst into flames at any time wile I was killing it, but I did it anyway.
Meowmie picked up der ded body of der matchstick and frew it away. She say
we all safe now, fanks to me.
I fink you made der rite choice too, everyone say I a nice kind boy. And I
brave too. Unless de Enemy comes, den I want Kitty. He very, very afraid of
my little Kitty FC.

Boyfriend


Dear BF,
Just please don't eat that pink bit. The idea worries me.
Love,
Theresa


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
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On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 21:27:00 +0100, "Christina Websell"
yodeled:


"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message
news:PZW4e.17607$Vx1.4038@attbi_s01...
Christina Websell wrote:
Hey, folks and kitties, guess what?

I tole you dere was a greebling under der kitchen rug. And dere was,
and it woz a very dangrus one.
I got all der rug up dis afternoon and it was a MATCHSTICK greebling.
I got it out and batted it all round til it was ded.
Meowmie says der matchstick greeblings are some of der worst, and dat
dey can BURN DER HOUSE DOWN!! She very pleased wiv me for bringing
it to her attention.
She giv me some turkey for a reward for saving der house. I very
proud of myself.

Luv
BF

Yay for my boyfrend, Borfriend! He da good hows-savin hunter! Mommy
say
I picked a good boyfriend!

Mimi

blush
It woz a real matchstick, Mimi. Wiv a pink bit on der end. I new it
cud've
burst into flames at any time wile I was killing it, but I did it anyway.
Meowmie picked up der ded body of der matchstick and frew it away. She
say
we all safe now, fanks to me.
I fink you made der rite choice too, everyone say I a nice kind boy. And
I
brave too. Unless de Enemy comes, den I want Kitty. He very, very afraid
of
my little Kitty FC.

Boyfriend


Dear BF,
Just please don't eat that pink bit. The idea worries me.
Love,
Theresa

I dint, Theresa. I killed it all up and showed my mommy and she frowed it
in der bin wiv der pink bit stillonit. We are all safe now, fanks for
worrying bout me.

luv
BF