OT VENTING

I am so un-amused right now
My wife who is in great shape for her age has decide that she needs to loose
weight starting today, right now and the whole household has to join her.
I said Thanksgiving is this week I have already got food prepared and food
that will be delivered. She told me to throw it away and cancel the
deliveries. We have 70 people invited this year. I told her no we have a
party if she wants something dietary I will gladly make it or buy it for
her. Oh no it all has to be dietary of her choice for everyone including
the party people. She started taking the food out and getting ready to
throw it out.
My words were you want to diet go right on ahead and diet. WE WILL NOT BE
JOINING YOU. Well she is ****ed and not talking to me good thing or bad
thing I don't know right now I locked the food storage and took the keys.

I sorry to vent if I start screaming and yelling she knows where my guns are
and I taught her to shoot stupid me

I don't know who is worse woman or cats. She can't blame menopause she went
thru that already I got the scars to prove it.

On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 19:10:23 +0000, No More Retail wrote:

I am so un-amused right now
My wife who is in great shape for her age has decide that she needs to
loose weight starting today, right now and the whole household has to
join her. I said Thanksgiving is this week I have already got food
prepared and food that will be delivered. She told me to throw it away
and cancel the deliveries. We have 70 people invited this year. I told
her no we have a party if she wants something dietary I will gladly make
it or buy it for her. Oh no it all has to be dietary of her choice for
everyone including the party people. She started taking the food out and
getting ready to throw it out.
My words were you want to diet go right on ahead and diet. WE WILL NOT
BE
JOINING YOU. Well she is ****ed and not talking to me good thing or
bad thing I don't know right now I locked the food storage and took the
keys.

I sorry to vent if I start screaming and yelling she knows where my guns
are and I taught her to shoot stupid me

I don't know who is worse woman or cats. She can't blame menopause she
went thru that already I got the scars to prove it.



Suggeston: Medical checkup needed!!!

On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 19:10:23 GMT, "No More Retail"
wrote:

I am so un-amused right now
My wife who is in great shape for her age has decide that she needs to loose
weight starting today, right now and the whole household has to join her.
I said Thanksgiving is this week I have already got food prepared and food
that will be delivered. She told me to throw it away and cancel the
deliveries. We have 70 people invited this year. I told her no we have a
party if she wants something dietary I will gladly make it or buy it for
her. Oh no it all has to be dietary of her choice for everyone including
the party people. She started taking the food out and getting ready to
throw it out.
My words were you want to diet go right on ahead and diet. WE WILL NOT BE
JOINING YOU. Well she is ****ed and not talking to me good thing or bad
thing I don't know right now I locked the food storage and took the keys.

I sorry to vent if I start screaming and yelling she knows where my guns are
and I taught her to shoot stupid me

I don't know who is worse woman or cats. She can't blame menopause she went
thru that already I got the scars to prove it.

I think it is time to get her in for a medical check-up ASAP unless
irrational behavior is normal for her, and even if it is, a check-up
wouldn't hurt.

P.S. 70 guests for Thanksgiving would make me irrational, too.

Purrs and Hugs,

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.

I do the planning, the cooking, the cleaning, the shopping and everything
else for the guest that are coming to the party anything she has to worry
about is what not to wear. It is the same 70 people who have been coming
for years all our family, friends and some trusted employees.
that is it you woman have mental breakdowns because of what not to wear. I
should have realized that since 8th grade; don't ask :-)

I love my wife please don't get me wrong but years ago after our ( hers'
from first marriage ) oldest kid was in college she asked me if she could
quit her job, the household and dedicated her life to being a volunteer and
worker at the cat society. I told her follow her dreams I would make sure
she never had to worry about anything again. She is not a kept woman; she
went back to school got her 2 nd masters, works full time at the shelter and
dedicated her life to the firballs. Yes she loves me and all the kids 4
legged included no family problems. She usually tells me if anything is
wrong ( pss secret for you guys listen to them they love that it let's them
know you love them)

Sometimes she gets on these kicks and it is her way or the highway whether
she is right or wrong. ( 2 of a kind guess we are but I admit when I am
wrong ) I think one of hers sisters told her she looked fat in one of her
dresses from what I can gather so far. If it is true I am going to bury the
B@TCH under the biggest sh@t pile I can find. And if it is true she is
going to have the most horrible experience she ever will have in her life
this Thanksgiving. I got some chocolate flavored laxative and some d9 which
is used to clean the colon out


PS what woman is not irrational ;-)

You are right I will make a call to her doctor before he comes to the party
and let him know what is up. She is over the hill just like me

Thanks for listening everyone I know if I blow up it will make the situation
a lot worse than it is. Oh but some cruel thoughts have enter the mind
like getting a big bowl of ice cream and eating it right in front of here or
getting some McDonalds yuck :-o

"No More Retail" wrote in message
.. .
I am so un-amused right now
My wife who is in great shape for her age has decide that she needs to
loose
weight starting today, right now and the whole household has to join her.
I said Thanksgiving is this week I have already got food prepared and food
that will be delivered. She told me to throw it away and cancel the
deliveries. We have 70 people invited this year. I told her no we have a
party if she wants something dietary I will gladly make it or buy it for
her. Oh no it all has to be dietary of her choice for everyone including
the party people. She started taking the food out and getting ready to
throw it out.
My words were you want to diet go right on ahead and diet. WE WILL NOT
BE
JOINING YOU. Well she is ****ed and not talking to me good thing or
bad
thing I don't know right now I locked the food storage and took the
keys.

I sorry to vent if I start screaming and yelling she knows where my guns
are
and I taught her to shoot stupid me

I don't know who is worse woman or cats. She can't blame menopause she
went
thru that already I got the scars to prove it.



lol!

On 2005-11-19 13:10:23 -0600, "No More Retail" said:

I am so un-amused right now
My wife who is in great shape for her age has decide that she needs to
loose weight starting today, right now and the whole household has to
join her. I said Thanksgiving is this week I have already got food
prepared and food that will be delivered. She told me to throw it away
and cancel the deliveries. We have 70 people invited this year. I
told her no we have a party if she wants something dietary I will
gladly make it or buy it for her. Oh no it all has to be dietary of
her choice for everyone including the party people. She started taking
the food out and getting ready to throw it out.
My words were you want to diet go right on ahead and diet. WE WILL
NOT BE JOINING YOU. Well she is ****ed and not talking to me good
thing or bad thing I don't know right now I locked the food storage
and took the keys.

I sorry to vent if I start screaming and yelling she knows where my
guns are and I taught her to shoot stupid me

I don't know who is worse woman or cats. She can't blame menopause she
went thru that already I got the scars to prove it.

Wow. That's a rather odd decision on this week of all weeks and with
food bought and prepared. I wonder if there is more bothering her than
that.

No More Retail wrote:

Heh. It's not the diet. It's not the food. Something else is bugging
her.

It's your job to find out what it is.

Sherry

I posted something else above
Our daughter called and told me what is going on her dumb sister told her
she looked fat in her dress at her birthday party yesterday. She is 5'7
and 125 lbs ( yes I sneaked a peak before) and very firm she is far from
fat. Her sister is 5'4 and 170 + lbs.
I know what I am getting her dumb ass sister for Christmas a membership to
Jenny Craig and a stomach pump plus my 12 inch boot straight up her ass side
ways for at least 6 months.

I am going to let my wife be let her work this out till she is ready to deal
with her sister. I called the doctor he is going to mention her annaual
visit at the party.

What are you laughing at every man who has been thru his wife's menopause
bears either emotional scars or physical ones :-)

Most off when it is happening learn to sleep with one eye open, peak
around corners, keep our mouths shut and learn to duck at the slightest
noise

"No More Retail" wrote in message
.. .
I am so un-amused right now
My wife who is in great shape for her age has decide that she needs to
loose
weight starting today, right now and the whole household has to join her.
I said Thanksgiving is this week I have already got food prepared and food
that will be delivered. She told me to throw it away and cancel the
deliveries. We have 70 people invited this year. I told her no we have a
party if she wants something dietary I will gladly make it or buy it for
her. Oh no it all has to be dietary of her choice for everyone including
the party people. She started taking the food out and getting ready to
throw it out.
My words were you want to diet go right on ahead and diet. WE WILL NOT
BE
JOINING YOU. Well she is ****ed and not talking to me good thing or
bad
thing I don't know right now I locked the food storage and took the
keys.

I sorry to vent if I start screaming and yelling she knows where my guns
are
and I taught her to shoot stupid me

I don't know who is worse woman or cats. She can't blame menopause she
went
thru that already I got the scars to prove it.

I can tell you what it probably is - she's looking for something to wear for
the holidays for all your guests (either in her closet or out shopping).
For me shopping (either in my closet or in a store) for the perfect thing to
wear for people I haven't seen in a while can be very nerve-wracking and
depressing. I'm sorry you're getting the fall-out! ;

Hugs,

CatNipped