[REPOST] Not The Mothership

I promised an anecdote a day

Here's one on my favouites, originally posted on March 12, 2000

There were aliens outside my bedroom window on Tuesday morning, but they
didn't stay long.
As you know, I've not been sleeping that well. I can't put it down to
anything in particular, but it is consistent. Somewhere between 5:30 and
7:30 am, I always wake up with a start, after tossing and turning for most
of the night. I suspected that the early morning wake up might be due to our
neighbour leaving for work. He's an electrician who works contract and can
be out at bizarre hours. Their driveway would be no more than 10 metres from
my bedroom window, so it wouldn't surprise me. I also figured that I must
wake up as the car is leaving so that by the time I've gathered my senses,
the car is well out of hearing range because I'm not aware of any noise that
has woken me up. This theory may be right or wrong, I don't know, but it did
seem at least plausible.

But on Tuesday morning, at 5:34am, I woke up, yet again, with a start - wide
eyed awake. There was a *very* bright flickering red-white light streaming
through the gaps in the blinds.

I thought that I'd pegged it then - obviously had to be headlights to be
that bright, they were flickering because the engine was running and
therefore they were wobbling, and the red tone was the *back* lights as he
reversed out of the.....

Hang on! As my brain woke up some more, I realised that there was *no way*
that headlights could be shining directly into my window - my fence is only
2 metres away directly parallel to the window, and any car in any plausible
spot would either have the lights entirely blocked out, or would be coming
in at a very tight angle. *No Way* could headlights be shining *directly*
in.

Headlights also didn't explain why there was an occasional red tinge, and as
I laid there watching, it dawned on me that even the bumpiest engine could
not make headlights flicker that much, and besides, man-made engines make
*noise*. There was nothing but stony silence (and Shmogg's blissfully
ignorant snoring).

The only other conclusion that my sleep deprived brain could make, which, as
far as I'm concerned, quite reasonable under the circumstances, was that the
incredibly bright, flickering red and white light could obviously come from
nothing other than alien craft.

I lay there in abject terror.

Nothing happened.

No little green men, no bizarre operations, not even a decent human-alien
sex romp.

Nothing.

My rational mind slowly returned to me. Once my head had emerged from the
covers (note to self: if a superior species has the technology to fly the
distance of space, they will also have sufficient technology to break
through the security of the doona, even a particularly warm and comforting
one), I saw that the light was not changing much in intensity, and the
flickering, although random, wasn't increasing or decreasing in frequency.

Curiosity finally overcame my fear. (That and my yells of "Joel! Joel!" went
unanswered)

I went to the window and gingerly peered out.

The red-white flickering light was coming from *under* my neighbour's house
and was so bright, you could read a book.

I shut the blinds again and had another completely useless session of panic
and then calmed down enough to continue some more futile worrying. Clearly,
it could be nothing else *but* aliens.

The light continued to flicker through my blinds while I um-ed and ah-ed
about whether to get a better look or go back to bed and play dead. I
figured if aliens had wanted to do something to me or with me, they would
have done it by now, or it was already all over bar the shouting.

Since I was now good and awake, I opened my blinds further and had a really
good look - I even stretched up as high as I could to get the best view. On
tip-toe I could just see a metal bucket with flames leaping out of it. It
was a citronella candle bucket that they had placed near their back door to
keep the mozzies out while they slept. It was hot night, and we only had the
security screens locked too.

It had obviously burnt its way down over the course of the night, and at
about 5:30am there must have been nothing left but a thin layer of molten
wax. Since there was nothing to support the wick, it must have fallen in and
instead of going out, it must have lit the whole surface of the wax
(occasionally I've seen "tealight" candles do the same). The light was very
bright to my night-dilated eyes, and the bright orange white light
flickered - occasionally more red, occasionally a bit whiter. It looked like
it was underneath the house because people aren't used to judging shadow
angles that go up, and I couldn't see the source of the flames unless on
tip-toe because of the fence. Mystery solved.

I kept an eye on until it died down 10 or so minutes later to make sure
nothing caught fire and then went back to bed. Although I was definitely
relieved that the strange flickering silent light had a perfectly rational
and plausible explanation, I was just a tad disappointed that it was
something so mundane as a candle going out. I should have known it wasn't an
alien all along, though, because Shmogg slept the whole way through it. No
self-respecting cat ever ignores the mothership.

Yowie

just keep your tinfoil hat on - they might come for you yet! =)

--
lewe
lewemi at yahoo dot se | cats' pics: photos.yahoo.com/lewemi
"Yowie" wrote in message
...
I promised an anecdote a day

Here's one on my favouites, originally posted on March 12, 2000

There were aliens outside my bedroom window on Tuesday morning, but they
didn't stay long.
As you know, I've not been sleeping that well. I can't put it down to
anything in particular, but it is consistent. Somewhere between 5:30 and
7:30 am, I always wake up with a start, after tossing and turning for most
of the night. I suspected that the early morning wake up might be due to
our neighbour leaving for work. He's an electrician who works contract and
can be out at bizarre hours. Their driveway would be no more than 10
metres from my bedroom window, so it wouldn't surprise me. I also figured
that I must wake up as the car is leaving so that by the time I've
gathered my senses, the car is well out of hearing range because I'm not
aware of any noise that has woken me up. This theory may be right or
wrong, I don't know, but it did seem at least plausible.

But on Tuesday morning, at 5:34am, I woke up, yet again, with a start -
wide eyed awake. There was a *very* bright flickering red-white light
streaming through the gaps in the blinds.

I thought that I'd pegged it then - obviously had to be headlights to be
that bright, they were flickering because the engine was running and
therefore they were wobbling, and the red tone was the *back* lights as he
reversed out of the.....

Hang on! As my brain woke up some more, I realised that there was *no way*
that headlights could be shining directly into my window - my fence is
only 2 metres away directly parallel to the window, and any car in any
plausible spot would either have the lights entirely blocked out, or would
be coming in at a very tight angle. *No Way* could headlights be shining
*directly* in.

Headlights also didn't explain why there was an occasional red tinge, and
as I laid there watching, it dawned on me that even the bumpiest engine
could not make headlights flicker that much, and besides, man-made engines
make *noise*. There was nothing but stony silence (and Shmogg's blissfully
ignorant snoring).

The only other conclusion that my sleep deprived brain could make, which,
as far as I'm concerned, quite reasonable under the circumstances, was
that the incredibly bright, flickering red and white light could obviously
come from nothing other than alien craft.

I lay there in abject terror.

Nothing happened.

No little green men, no bizarre operations, not even a decent human-alien
sex romp.

Nothing.

My rational mind slowly returned to me. Once my head had emerged from the
covers (note to self: if a superior species has the technology to fly the
distance of space, they will also have sufficient technology to break
through the security of the doona, even a particularly warm and comforting
one), I saw that the light was not changing much in intensity, and the
flickering, although random, wasn't increasing or decreasing in frequency.

Curiosity finally overcame my fear. (That and my yells of "Joel! Joel!"
went unanswered)

I went to the window and gingerly peered out.

The red-white flickering light was coming from *under* my neighbour's
house and was so bright, you could read a book.

I shut the blinds again and had another completely useless session of
panic and then calmed down enough to continue some more futile worrying.
Clearly, it could be nothing else *but* aliens.

The light continued to flicker through my blinds while I um-ed and ah-ed
about whether to get a better look or go back to bed and play dead. I
figured if aliens had wanted to do something to me or with me, they would
have done it by now, or it was already all over bar the shouting.

Since I was now good and awake, I opened my blinds further and had a
really good look - I even stretched up as high as I could to get the best
view. On tip-toe I could just see a metal bucket with flames leaping out
of it. It was a citronella candle bucket that they had placed near their
back door to keep the mozzies out while they slept. It was hot night, and
we only had the security screens locked too.

It had obviously burnt its way down over the course of the night, and at
about 5:30am there must have been nothing left but a thin layer of molten
wax. Since there was nothing to support the wick, it must have fallen in
and instead of going out, it must have lit the whole surface of the wax
(occasionally I've seen "tealight" candles do the same). The light was
very bright to my night-dilated eyes, and the bright orange white light
flickered - occasionally more red, occasionally a bit whiter. It looked
like it was underneath the house because people aren't used to judging
shadow angles that go up, and I couldn't see the source of the flames
unless on tip-toe because of the fence. Mystery solved.

I kept an eye on until it died down 10 or so minutes later to make sure
nothing caught fire and then went back to bed. Although I was definitely
relieved that the strange flickering silent light had a perfectly rational
and plausible explanation, I was just a tad disappointed that it was
something so mundane as a candle going out. I should have known it wasn't
an alien all along, though, because Shmogg slept the whole way through it.
No self-respecting cat ever ignores the mothership.

Yowie

Yowie wrote in message
...
I promised an anecdote a day

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.. No
self-respecting cat ever ignores the mothership.

Yowie

Brilliant

Jeanette

"Yowie" wrote in message
...
I promised an anecdote a day

Here's one on my favouites, originally posted on March 12, 2000

There were aliens outside my bedroom window on Tuesday morning, but they
didn't stay long.
As you know, I've not been sleeping that well. I can't put it down to
anything in particular, but it is consistent. Somewhere between 5:30 and
7:30 am, I always wake up with a start, after tossing and turning for most
of the night. I suspected that the early morning wake up might be due to
our neighbour leaving for work. He's an electrician who works contract and
can be out at bizarre hours. Their driveway would be no more than 10
metres from my bedroom window, so it wouldn't surprise me. I also figured
that I must wake up as the car is leaving so that by the time I've
gathered my senses, the car is well out of hearing range because I'm not
aware of any noise that has woken me up. This theory may be right or
wrong, I don't know, but it did seem at least plausible.

But on Tuesday morning, at 5:34am, I woke up, yet again, with a start -
wide eyed awake. There was a *very* bright flickering red-white light
streaming through the gaps in the blinds.

I thought that I'd pegged it then - obviously had to be headlights to be
that bright, they were flickering because the engine was running and
therefore they were wobbling, and the red tone was the *back* lights as he
reversed out of the.....

Hang on! As my brain woke up some more, I realised that there was *no way*
that headlights could be shining directly into my window - my fence is
only 2 metres away directly parallel to the window, and any car in any
plausible spot would either have the lights entirely blocked out, or would
be coming in at a very tight angle. *No Way* could headlights be shining
*directly* in.

Headlights also didn't explain why there was an occasional red tinge, and
as I laid there watching, it dawned on me that even the bumpiest engine
could not make headlights flicker that much, and besides, man-made engines
make *noise*. There was nothing but stony silence (and Shmogg's blissfully
ignorant snoring).

The only other conclusion that my sleep deprived brain could make, which,
as far as I'm concerned, quite reasonable under the circumstances, was
that the incredibly bright, flickering red and white light could obviously
come from nothing other than alien craft.

I lay there in abject terror.

Nothing happened.

No little green men, no bizarre operations, not even a decent human-alien
sex romp.

Nothing.

My rational mind slowly returned to me. Once my head had emerged from the
covers (note to self: if a superior species has the technology to fly the
distance of space, they will also have sufficient technology to break
through the security of the doona, even a particularly warm and comforting
one), I saw that the light was not changing much in intensity, and the
flickering, although random, wasn't increasing or decreasing in frequency.

Curiosity finally overcame my fear. (That and my yells of "Joel! Joel!"
went unanswered)

I went to the window and gingerly peered out.

The red-white flickering light was coming from *under* my neighbour's
house and was so bright, you could read a book.

I shut the blinds again and had another completely useless session of
panic and then calmed down enough to continue some more futile worrying.
Clearly, it could be nothing else *but* aliens.

The light continued to flicker through my blinds while I um-ed and ah-ed
about whether to get a better look or go back to bed and play dead. I
figured if aliens had wanted to do something to me or with me, they would
have done it by now, or it was already all over bar the shouting.

Since I was now good and awake, I opened my blinds further and had a
really good look - I even stretched up as high as I could to get the best
view. On tip-toe I could just see a metal bucket with flames leaping out
of it. It was a citronella candle bucket that they had placed near their
back door to keep the mozzies out while they slept. It was hot night, and
we only had the security screens locked too.

It had obviously burnt its way down over the course of the night, and at
about 5:30am there must have been nothing left but a thin layer of molten
wax. Since there was nothing to support the wick, it must have fallen in
and instead of going out, it must have lit the whole surface of the wax
(occasionally I've seen "tealight" candles do the same). The light was
very bright to my night-dilated eyes, and the bright orange white light
flickered - occasionally more red, occasionally a bit whiter. It looked
like it was underneath the house because people aren't used to judging
shadow angles that go up, and I couldn't see the source of the flames
unless on tip-toe because of the fence. Mystery solved.

I kept an eye on until it died down 10 or so minutes later to make sure
nothing caught fire and then went back to bed. Although I was definitely
relieved that the strange flickering silent light had a perfectly rational
and plausible explanation, I was just a tad disappointed that it was
something so mundane as a candle going out. I should have known it wasn't
an alien all along, though, because Shmogg slept the whole way through it.
No self-respecting cat ever ignores the mothership.

Yowie



Quite an adventure. I managed to provide a similar one to the neighborhood
where I kept my office. I lit a small scented candle in a secure holder in
the afternoon. And set it on the metal medicine cabinet in front of the
mirror in the tiny bathroom. (Yes I know this was still stupid)

I got a call at 2AM from the local police patrol. My neighbors woke up and
saw what appeared to be leaping flames in the bathroom window. (Just the
reflection of one tiny candle flame, mirrored, on a very dark night.)

So had to get up, go unlock the office and get chewed out a bit by the
patrol. Served my right.

Jo

The only other conclusion that my sleep deprived brain could make, which,
as
far as I'm concerned, quite reasonable under the circumstances, was that
the
incredibly bright, flickering red and white light could obviously come
from
nothing other than alien craft.

I lay there in abject terror.

Nothing happened.

No little green men, no bizarre operations, not even a decent human-alien
sex romp.

LOL!! Well, I'm glad it wasn't a REAL War of the Worlds in the offing,
Yowie. You WERE only partially awake, and an unexplained bright light in
place where you weren't used to it, could be frightening. I'm glad it had a
rational, real world explanation. AND that the neighbor's house wasn't on
fire, or that the neighbors weren't being subjected to weird and painful
experiments by little green bug-eyed folks from outerspace who would be
coming over for you and yours when they got tired of the neighbors.

I remember one night when I was young, my brother and sister and I were
watching a vampire movie one night when my mother wasn't home. We started
the movie sprawled on pillows on the family room floor, but by the climax,
we were all huddled together in the corner farthest from the TV, using a
pillow as our shield. (It wasn't that the movie was so VERY scary, but we
were all enjoying freaking each other out.) THen my sister looks out the
window, and SCREAMS!! My brother and I looked where she was, and screamed,
too. Turned out to be our cat Mira, who had a white face.

AFter the movie was over, I stood at the bottom of the stairs, looking up at
the unlit upper hallway of the house thinking "Vampires like the dark....
don't they??" I ended up sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor of my
sister's room because I so didn't want to go up there by myself. =o)

Melissa