Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:20:45 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's nimble, little
paws typed:



has jocko's klam baik started yet? i neffer eeted a clam.
beauty

You neffur had a clammie? Yur in fur a treet! Las yeer we had a
claambake where Jocko liffs, on Catalina island. Dis will be furry,
furry gud, an he makes lotsa seefuds!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/12/2007 10:07:16 AM

On Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:20:45 +0000, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

has jocko's klam baik started yet? i neffer eeted a clam.
beauty

It's just about the perfect time! All da goodies ought to be jus about
done now. I sure glad somekitty reminded me!

[Jocko races over to the steam pit and fetches a large long-handled rake.
He's joined by a couple of staff kitties, who help him pull the seaweed
back from over the goodies.]

Here we go - on top, we'z gots some steamed fishies of various types.
We'll stack them over here (piling them on platters on a nearby serving
tables). Next layer down is lopsters. Oh, kitty, they smell good! Here's
enough steamed lopster to feed a small city.

[They now pile up another set of platters with steamed lobsters.]

And finally, da clams.

[They now rake out many pounds of steamed clams. The steam rising off the
pit smells richly of fish, lobster, clams, seaweed, and salt water.]

Da clams will need a few minutes to cool off, but efurryfing is ready -
the clambake is served!

Clams and lopster go quite nicely wif toona, too.

Jocko

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:28:26 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat
wrote:

On Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:20:45 +0000, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

has jocko's klam baik started yet? i neffer eeted a clam.
beauty

It's just about the perfect time! All da goodies ought to be jus about
done now. I sure glad somekitty reminded me!

[Jocko races over to the steam pit and fetches a large long-handled rake.
He's joined by a couple of staff kitties, who help him pull the seaweed
back from over the goodies.]

Here we go - on top, we'z gots some steamed fishies of various types.
We'll stack them over here (piling them on platters on a nearby serving
tables). Next layer down is lopsters. Oh, kitty, they smell good! Here's
enough steamed lopster to feed a small city.

[They now pile up another set of platters with steamed lobsters.]

And finally, da clams.

[They now rake out many pounds of steamed clams. The steam rising off the
pit smells richly of fish, lobster, clams, seaweed, and salt water.]

Da clams will need a few minutes to cool off, but efurryfing is ready -
the clambake is served!

Clams and lopster go quite nicely wif toona, too.

Jocko

i like it when new fudz go together with old fudz!! i have a
kwestion--how did you become a divink cat? i'm afraid of
watermonsters....
beauty

MMMMM lobster, I willz eat one of doze whilez da klamz iz kulin, Tiger,
effecint eater
Jocko the Diving Cat wrote in message
news
On Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:20:45 +0000, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

has jocko's klam baik started yet? i neffer eeted a clam.
beauty

It's just about the perfect time! All da goodies ought to be jus about
done now. I sure glad somekitty reminded me!

[Jocko races over to the steam pit and fetches a large long-handled rake.
He's joined by a couple of staff kitties, who help him pull the seaweed
back from over the goodies.]

Here we go - on top, we'z gots some steamed fishies of various types.
We'll stack them over here (piling them on platters on a nearby serving
tables). Next layer down is lopsters. Oh, kitty, they smell good! Here's
enough steamed lopster to feed a small city.

[They now pile up another set of platters with steamed lobsters.]

And finally, da clams.

[They now rake out many pounds of steamed clams. The steam rising off the
pit smells richly of fish, lobster, clams, seaweed, and salt water.]

Da clams will need a few minutes to cool off, but efurryfing is ready -
the clambake is served!

Clams and lopster go quite nicely wif toona, too.

Jocko

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:38:25 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed:

MMMMM lobster, I willz eat one of doze whilez da klamz iz kulin, Tiger,
effecint eater

Mmmmmm, yes, M. Tiger, zey do luk delicious! [fills plate with clams,
takes a lobster]

I finks zat a nice chilled nip-riesling would go furry well wif zis!
[chats with the sommelier, who appears, moments later with assistants
carrying many bottles and pouring nip-wine into glasses, passing them
out to everykitty]

[lifts his glass in a toast] Ahhh, zees eez wunnerfull: gud frendz,
gud fudz, awl in a relaksink tropikal paradise!

Á votre santé, kitties!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques

Tiger raises hiz glazz and startz onna lobster... I kant agree more... Tiger
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
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On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:38:25 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed:

MMMMM lobster, I willz eat one of doze whilez da klamz iz kulin, Tiger,
effecint eater

Mmmmmm, yes, M. Tiger, zey do luk delicious! [fills plate with clams,
takes a lobster]

I finks zat a nice chilled nip-riesling would go furry well wif zis!
[chats with the sommelier, who appears, moments later with assistants
carrying many bottles and pouring nip-wine into glasses, passing them
out to everykitty]

[lifts his glass in a toast] Ahhh, zees eez wunnerfull: gud frendz,
gud fudz, awl in a relaksink tropikal paradise!

Á votre santé, kitties!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:31:52 +0000, John Ross Mc Master wrote:

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:28:26 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat
wrote:
i like it when new fudz go together with old fudz!! i have a
kwestion--how did you become a divink cat? i'm afraid of
watermonsters....
beauty

It was an accident, really. When I was a liddle kitten I was exploring the
long pier on Catalina Island, and I got just a liddle too enthusiastic
(who ever heard of enthusiastic kittens, huh?). I fell off the pier into
the water, an I went under the water! It was furry scary. But while I was
under the water I saw some hoomins under the water with air tanks on their
backs and masks on their faces. One of them saw me fall, and he swam over
and carried me back to the surface and helped me find a wooden piling I
could climb up. I purred for him and gave him a kiss on the nose, and
after I got dry again I started watching for other hoomins with those air
tank thingies. I watched them and figured out that the tanks and stuff let
them breathe under the watermonsters.

I figgered that if they could it, I could too. After all, anything a
hoomin can do, a cat can do better. So I did a lot of looking around, and
talked to the big cats who lived in town, and found a cat who could get
cat-sized air tanks filled. It took me a couple weeks, but I managed to
put together a cat-sized dive mask, and I decided to give it a try - I
walked into the water with my mask and air tanks!

Boy, talk about surprised fishies! You should have seen the looks on their
faces when they saw a kitty swimming under the water with them. Once I got
over the initial scare of realizing that I was IN the water, I realized
that swimming with the SCUBA gear was actually a lot of fun. Then I
discovered abalones, and lopsters, and all the other yummy things that you
can find in the ocean. From that day on, I've tried to spend a little time
diving just about every day.

Jocko

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:16:00 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat's nimble,
little paws typed:


It was an accident, really. When I was a liddle kitten I was exploring the
long pier on Catalina Island, and I got just a liddle too enthusiastic
(who ever heard of enthusiastic kittens, huh?). I fell off the pier into
the water, an I went under the water! It was furry scary. But while I was
under the water I saw some hoomins under the water with air tanks on their
backs and masks on their faces. One of them saw me fall, and he swam over
and carried me back to the surface and helped me find a wooden piling I
could climb up. I purred for him and gave him a kiss on the nose, and
after I got dry again I started watching for other hoomins with those air
tank thingies. I watched them and figured out that the tanks and stuff let
them breathe under the watermonsters.

I figgered that if they could it, I could too. After all, anything a
hoomin can do, a cat can do better. So I did a lot of looking around, and
talked to the big cats who lived in town, and found a cat who could get
cat-sized air tanks filled. It took me a couple weeks, but I managed to
put together a cat-sized dive mask, and I decided to give it a try - I
walked into the water with my mask and air tanks!

Boy, talk about surprised fishies! You should have seen the looks on their
faces when they saw a kitty swimming under the water with them. Once I got
over the initial scare of realizing that I was IN the water, I realized
that swimming with the SCUBA gear was actually a lot of fun. Then I
discovered abalones, and lopsters, and all the other yummy things that you
can find in the ocean. From that day on, I've tried to spend a little time
diving just about every day.

Jocko

Wow, Jocko, datz a grate story! [dips clam into nip butter and
delicately eats it]

Y'kno, Ize nottid afuraid of da waddermonsterz - I getz a munfly
baff. Cud you teech me to SCUBA dife? You woodn't mind, wood you
Tiger?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/13/2007 12:01:26 PM

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:25:50 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Tiger raises hiz glazz and startz onna lobster... I kant agree more... Tiger

[smoochie on Tiger's head] Á votre santé, my luf!


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/13/2007 3:57:40 PM

[an elderly Himmy, with red and white neck and tail ribbons joins the
kitties at Jocko's clambake]

Miao an Hihi efurrykitty!

Happy Valleytimez day to efurrykitty! [hedbutts to all]

Itz so nice to see yung (and no so yung) luff blooming heer! [small
tear comes to her eye] I rembfur when da Count wood giff me prezzies
on Valleytimez day, buttid now hez at da Bridj....

[more cheerfully] Well, dis cawlz fur a toast, so I hadz mine staff
teleport to Reims and pick up a few kases of Veuve Clicquotan 'port
dem heer fur usses to haff later. After awl, whatz Valleytimez day
wifowt a toast to luff?

Now, M. Jocko, may I haff won of doze lopsterz wif drawn nip-butter
pleeze, an a few of doze steemer klamz wood be luffly too!
--
All ov mine Purrs,

Countess Persia Katzenplatzen
2/14/2007 1:09:11 PM