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Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a
venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I din bothur him butted I wen out da winnow, like I do sumtimz. An I wented by mine barn, wich wuz mine firss hom, an I paid mine respeks to da barn-cat spirit dat is still dere. An I caughted a little mousie dat wuz kareless about being in da open. An I eated him, after thanking him for da meel. I had eeted mine kibble befour butted wun neber gnos wer wuns nex meel is coming frum. An mousies are sew tasty an it wood be a waists to kill wun an not eet him. An I THOT dat after dat I wud gew bak in da hous an seep. Butted I wuz still resless. Sew I wen down to da da streem an crossd it wer da roks will tak yoo cross wiffout wetting yoorown hoofies. An I ALMOSS cot a froggy but he jumpt aweigh. An den I wuz in da little woods. I moffd reel, reel careful throo da woods, beclaws yoons haff to be careful ob fings dat mite CATSH yoo. I saw a fox butted hee gnu not to mess wiff me. I herd sum coyotes, sew I spen sum tim in a tree and dey wen aweigh. I cot a tastee bug an it tikld a littl going down but it hitted da spot. I saw a big bunny but he was tootoo kwik wen he herd me he jumpt aweigh. Wen I wuz crossing diss big feeld I gnow furry well, I noticed dat der was a nu tractor an wen ober an inBESTigated itseff. It had a furry shiny smell and it wuz kwiet an minin its own busness. I wiked it sew mutsh dat I markd it as mine own. I am shoor da man hoo rode it da nex deigh squeeld wiff delit at da honor I bestowed upon him an his masheen. I din't cross da nex feeld but wen intoo a nuther stretsh ob woods. I wike woods and der was diss doggy in dat feeld hoo chasd cats aweigh. He didn try to hurted cats, just made dem leev his sheeps alon. Wut wud I dew wiff a sheeps? By da tim I got out ob doz woods it was don. An I seed another doggy in his own yard but DISS doggy is a fren ub min and Hethurs, sew I bisited him an wee had a gneiss tok. Den I wen too bisit sum cow-ladees hoo ar mine frenz. On da weigh I cotted a chipmunk an he bited mee while I cottem him but he tasted gud. An I din' mind him bitin me. He wasn' SUPPOSD to jess giff up. Den I mard sum ob da planz aroun der to shew efferywun diss is mine hunting groun. Den I gotted too da cow-ladeez. Dey ar furry peesfull an frenly, an tootoo big too eet, sew we hung aroun and dey tol me about der day an I tokd about fings and den I tookd a nap on der hey. Rite affer mine nap, a lady lion ast mee to hep her wiff a wilderbeest beclaws shee had kitties to feed. I am not as big as her kittees butted all I had to dew wuz jump out of sum bushes an SKARE da wilderbeest, sew it ran to da lion. And dat al wurkd out fine. An shee let me eet a pees of da tung. and then you woke up Be KWIET Uncl Bill, diss is MINE storee. Sew den I wen to a hous along da rode, were too cat-frenz ub mine, Starface and Mac, liv. An dey let me drink frum der wadderbowl an offered me sum kibble. Butted I din't need kibble and we jus bisited for awile. An I tol dem sum mor ob a storee I bin tellin dem. It is calld Tailchaser's Song and Uncl Bill has been tellin it to usses. And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. -- Wascal |
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Ohhh Wazcal dat wuz a wonnerful venture and u wuz rite not ta let Unkle Bill
rupp u while you was talkink. Fangu for sharing wiff uzez. Pitlett proud of her friend. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I din bothur him butted I wen out da winnow, like I do sumtimz. An I wented by mine barn, wich wuz mine firss hom, an I paid mine respeks to da barn-cat spirit dat is still dere. An I caughted a little mousie dat wuz kareless about being in da open. An I eated him, after thanking him for da meel. I had eeted mine kibble befour butted wun neber gnos wer wuns nex meel is coming frum. An mousies are sew tasty an it wood be a waists to kill wun an not eet him. An I THOT dat after dat I wud gew bak in da hous an seep. Butted I wuz still resless. Sew I wen down to da da streem an crossd it wer da roks will tak yoo cross wiffout wetting yoorown hoofies. An I ALMOSS cot a froggy but he jumpt aweigh. An den I wuz in da little woods. I moffd reel, reel careful throo da woods, beclaws yoons haff to be careful ob fings dat mite CATSH yoo. I saw a fox butted hee gnu not to mess wiff me. I herd sum coyotes, sew I spen sum tim in a tree and dey wen aweigh. I cot a tastee bug an it tikld a littl going down but it hitted da spot. I saw a big bunny but he was tootoo kwik wen he herd me he jumpt aweigh. Wen I wuz crossing diss big feeld I gnow furry well, I noticed dat der was a nu tractor an wen ober an inBESTigated itseff. It had a furry shiny smell and it wuz kwiet an minin its own busness. I wiked it sew mutsh dat I markd it as mine own. I am shoor da man hoo rode it da nex deigh squeeld wiff delit at da honor I bestowed upon him an his masheen. I din't cross da nex feeld but wen intoo a nuther stretsh ob woods. I wike woods and der was diss doggy in dat feeld hoo chasd cats aweigh. He didn try to hurted cats, just made dem leev his sheeps alon. Wut wud I dew wiff a sheeps? By da tim I got out ob doz woods it was don. An I seed another doggy in his own yard but DISS doggy is a fren ub min and Hethurs, sew I bisited him an wee had a gneiss tok. Den I wen too bisit sum cow-ladees hoo ar mine frenz. On da weigh I cotted a chipmunk an he bited mee while I cottem him but he tasted gud. An I din' mind him bitin me. He wasn' SUPPOSD to jess giff up. Den I mard sum ob da planz aroun der to shew efferywun diss is mine hunting groun. Den I gotted too da cow-ladeez. Dey ar furry peesfull an frenly, an tootoo big too eet, sew we hung aroun and dey tol me about der day an I tokd about fings and den I tookd a nap on der hey. Rite affer mine nap, a lady lion ast mee to hep her wiff a wilderbeest beclaws shee had kitties to feed. I am not as big as her kittees butted all I had to dew wuz jump out of sum bushes an SKARE da wilderbeest, sew it ran to da lion. And dat al wurkd out fine. An shee let me eet a pees of da tung. and then you woke up Be KWIET Uncl Bill, diss is MINE storee. Sew den I wen to a hous along da rode, were too cat-frenz ub mine, Starface and Mac, liv. An dey let me drink frum der wadderbowl an offered me sum kibble. Butted I din't need kibble and we jus bisited for awile. An I tol dem sum mor ob a storee I bin tellin dem. It is calld Tailchaser's Song and Uncl Bill has been tellin it to usses. And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. -- Wascal |
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On Jul 29, 11:16*am, Will in New Haven
wrote: Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I din bothur him butted I wen out da winnow, like I do sumtimz. An I wented by mine barn, wich wuz mine firss hom, an I paid mine respeks to da barn-cat spirit dat is still dere. An I caughted a little mousie dat wuz kareless about being in da open. An I eated him, after thanking him for da meel. I had eeted mine kibble befour butted wun neber gnos wer wuns nex meel is coming frum. An mousies are sew tasty an it wood be a waists to kill wun an not eet him. An I THOT dat after dat I wud gew bak in da hous an seep. Butted I wuz still resless. Sew I wen down to da da streem an crossd it wer da roks will tak yoo cross wiffout wetting yoorown hoofies. An I ALMOSS cot a froggy but he jumpt aweigh. An den I wuz in da little woods. I moffd reel, reel careful throo da woods, beclaws yoons haff to be careful ob fings dat mite CATSH yoo. I saw a fox butted hee gnu not to mess wiff me. I herd sum coyotes, sew I spen sum tim in a tree and dey wen aweigh. I cot a tastee bug an it tikld a littl going down but it hitted da spot. I saw a big bunny but he was tootoo kwik wen he herd me he jumpt aweigh. Wen I wuz crossing diss big feeld I gnow furry well, I noticed dat der was a nu tractor an wen ober an inBESTigated itseff. It had a furry shiny smell and it wuz kwiet an minin its own busness. I wiked it sew mutsh dat I markd it as mine own. I am shoor da man hoo rode it da nex deigh squeeld wiff delit at da honor I bestowed upon him an his masheen. I din't cross da nex feeld but wen intoo a nuther stretsh ob woods. I wike woods and der was diss doggy in dat feeld hoo chasd cats aweigh. He didn try to hurted cats, just made dem leev his sheeps alon. Wut wud I dew wiff a sheeps? By da tim I got out ob doz woods it was don. An I seed another doggy in his own yard but DISS doggy is a fren ub min and Hethurs, sew I bisited him an wee had a gneiss tok. Den I wen too bisit sum cow-ladees hoo ar mine frenz. On da weigh I cotted a chipmunk an he bited mee while I cottem him but he tasted gud. An I din' mind him bitin me. He wasn' SUPPOSD to jess giff up. Den I mard sum ob da planz aroun der to shew efferywun diss is mine hunting groun. Den I gotted too da cow-ladeez. Dey ar furry peesfull an frenly, an tootoo big too eet, sew we hung aroun and dey tol me about der day an I tokd about fings and den I tookd a nap on der hey. Rite affer mine nap, a lady lion ast mee to hep her wiff a wilderbeest beclaws shee had kitties to feed. I am not as big as her kittees butted all I had to dew wuz jump out of sum bushes an SKARE da wilderbeest, sew it ran to da lion. And dat al wurkd out fine. An shee let me eet a pees of da tung. and then you woke up Be KWIET Uncl Bill, diss is MINE storee. Sew den I wen to a hous along da rode, were too cat-frenz ub mine, Starface and Mac, liv. An dey let me drink frum der wadderbowl an offered me sum kibble. Butted I din't need kibble and we jus bisited for awile. An I tol dem sum mor ob a storee I bin tellin dem. It is calld Tailchaser's Song and Uncl Bill has been tellin it to usses. And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. -- Wascal Huzzah! Huzzah! S'well dunned. MeOwy |
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And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an
eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. That sounds like it was a very exciting adventure. Amelia |
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waow Wascal, dat is sum udbenshure, but pweeze dunt wanner off ugin sune
cuz yew r gunna be une uff mine GroomsKitties at mine n MeO*wys winking..ya gnow? Fank yerownself fur shayerin yer udbenshure wiff usses n we r gwad yew r hoam sayfe, Heddbumps Mosey Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I din bothur him butted I wen out da winnow, like I do sumtimz. An I wented by mine barn, wich wuz mine firss hom, an I paid mine respeks to da barn-cat spirit dat is still dere. An I caughted a little mousie dat wuz kareless about being in da open. An I eated him, after thanking him for da meel. I had eeted mine kibble befour butted wun neber gnos wer wuns nex meel is coming frum. An mousies are sew tasty an it wood be a waists to kill wun an not eet him. An I THOT dat after dat I wud gew bak in da hous an seep. Butted I wuz still resless. Sew I wen down to da da streem an crossd it wer da roks will tak yoo cross wiffout wetting yoorown hoofies. An I ALMOSS cot a froggy but he jumpt aweigh. An den I wuz in da little woods. I moffd reel, reel careful throo da woods, beclaws yoons haff to be careful ob fings dat mite CATSH yoo. I saw a fox butted hee gnu not to mess wiff me. I herd sum coyotes, sew I spen sum tim in a tree and dey wen aweigh. I cot a tastee bug an it tikld a littl going down but it hitted da spot. I saw a big bunny but he was tootoo kwik wen he herd me he jumpt aweigh. Wen I wuz crossing diss big feeld I gnow furry well, I noticed dat der was a nu tractor an wen ober an inBESTigated itseff. It had a furry shiny smell and it wuz kwiet an minin its own busness. I wiked it sew mutsh dat I markd it as mine own. I am shoor da man hoo rode it da nex deigh squeeld wiff delit at da honor I bestowed upon him an his masheen. I din't cross da nex feeld but wen intoo a nuther stretsh ob woods. I wike woods and der was diss doggy in dat feeld hoo chasd cats aweigh. He didn try to hurted cats, just made dem leev his sheeps alon. Wut wud I dew wiff a sheeps? By da tim I got out ob doz woods it was don. An I seed another doggy in his own yard but DISS doggy is a fren ub min and Hethurs, sew I bisited him an wee had a gneiss tok. Den I wen too bisit sum cow-ladees hoo ar mine frenz. On da weigh I cotted a chipmunk an he bited mee while I cottem him but he tasted gud. An I din' mind him bitin me. He wasn' SUPPOSD to jess giff up. Den I mard sum ob da planz aroun der to shew efferywun diss is mine hunting groun. Den I gotted too da cow-ladeez. Dey ar furry peesfull an frenly, an tootoo big too eet, sew we hung aroun and dey tol me about der day an I tokd about fings and den I tookd a nap on der hey. Rite affer mine nap, a lady lion ast mee to hep her wiff a wilderbeest beclaws shee had kitties to feed. I am not as big as her kittees butted all I had to dew wuz jump out of sum bushes an SKARE da wilderbeest, sew it ran to da lion. And dat al wurkd out fine. An shee let me eet a pees of da tung. and then you woke up Be KWIET Uncl Bill, diss is MINE storee. Sew den I wen to a hous along da rode, were too cat-frenz ub mine, Starface and Mac, liv. An dey let me drink frum der wadderbowl an offered me sum kibble. Butted I din't need kibble and we jus bisited for awile. An I tol dem sum mor ob a storee I bin tellin dem. It is calld Tailchaser's Song and Uncl Bill has been tellin it to usses. And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. -- Wascal |
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Oh mine towz!
Dis sowndz furry, furry eggzotik! I haff neffur, neffur been in da owt, cept ifn I wuz in da liddle jail-boks. Yoo iz kwite da adbenturrer! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/29/2010 7:04:32 PM |
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I din bothur him butted I wen out da winnow, like I do sumtimz. An I wented by mine barn, wich wuz mine firss hom, an I paid mine respeks to da barn-cat spirit dat is still dere. An I caughted a little mousie dat wuz kareless about being in da open. An I eated him, after thanking him for da meel. I had eeted mine kibble befour butted wun neber gnos wer wuns nex meel is coming frum. An mousies are sew tasty an it wood be a waists to kill wun an not eet him. An I THOT dat after dat I wud gew bak in da hous an seep. Butted I wuz still resless. Sew I wen down to da da streem an crossd it wer da roks will tak yoo cross wiffout wetting yoorown hoofies. An I ALMOSS cot a froggy but he jumpt aweigh. An den I wuz in da little woods. I moffd reel, reel careful throo da woods, beclaws yoons haff to be careful ob fings dat mite CATSH yoo. I saw a fox butted hee gnu not to mess wiff me. I herd sum coyotes, sew I spen sum tim in a tree and dey wen aweigh. I cot a tastee bug an it tikld a littl going down but it hitted da spot. I saw a big bunny but he was tootoo kwik wen he herd me he jumpt aweigh. Wen I wuz crossing diss big feeld I gnow furry well, I noticed dat der was a nu tractor an wen ober an inBESTigated itseff. It had a furry shiny smell and it wuz kwiet an minin its own busness. I wiked it sew mutsh dat I markd it as mine own. I am shoor da man hoo rode it da nex deigh squeeld wiff delit at da honor I bestowed upon him an his masheen. I din't cross da nex feeld but wen intoo a nuther stretsh ob woods. I wike woods and der was diss doggy in dat feeld hoo chasd cats aweigh. He didn try to hurted cats, just made dem leev his sheeps alon. Wut wud I dew wiff a sheeps? By da tim I got out ob doz woods it was don. An I seed another doggy in his own yard but DISS doggy is a fren ub min and Hethurs, sew I bisited him an wee had a gneiss tok. Den I wen too bisit sum cow-ladees hoo ar mine frenz. On da weigh I cotted a chipmunk an he bited mee while I cottem him but he tasted gud. An I din' mind him bitin me. He wasn' SUPPOSD to jess giff up. Den I mard sum ob da planz aroun der to shew efferywun diss is mine hunting groun. Den I gotted too da cow-ladeez. Dey ar furry peesfull an frenly, an tootoo big too eet, sew we hung aroun and dey tol me about der day an I tokd about fings and den I tookd a nap on der hey. Rite affer mine nap, a lady lion ast mee to hep her wiff a wilderbeest beclaws shee had kitties to feed. I am not as big as her kittees butted all I had to dew wuz jump out of sum bushes an SKARE da wilderbeest, sew it ran to da lion. And dat al wurkd out fine. An shee let me eet a pees of da tung. and then you woke up Be KWIET Uncl Bill, diss is MINE storee. Sew den I wen to a hous along da rode, were too cat-frenz ub mine, Starface and Mac, liv. An dey let me drink frum der wadderbowl an offered me sum kibble. Butted I din't need kibble and we jus bisited for awile. An I tol dem sum mor ob a storee I bin tellin dem. It is calld Tailchaser's Song and Uncl Bill has been tellin it to usses. And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. -- Wascal Wowzee! Yu ar DA abvenshurerer! Negzt tyme yu ar owt, if yu ar nottid az hongree, purrleez bag me sum meezez ov azzortid kulurz firr Mousesikulz© an Micekreem© mine imbitoree iz gettin lo, an uh wedwinkink iz kummin up. Pitô.ônya |
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On Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:16:56 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven
wrote: Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I din bothur him butted I wen out da winnow, like I do sumtimz. An I wented by mine barn, wich wuz mine firss hom, an I paid mine respeks to da barn-cat spirit dat is still dere. An I caughted a little mousie dat wuz kareless about being in da open. An I eated him, after thanking him for da meel. I had eeted mine kibble befour butted wun neber gnos wer wuns nex meel is coming frum. An mousies are sew tasty an it wood be a waists to kill wun an not eet him. An I THOT dat after dat I wud gew bak in da hous an seep. Butted I wuz still resless. Sew I wen down to da da streem an crossd it wer da roks will tak yoo cross wiffout wetting yoorown hoofies. An I ALMOSS cot a froggy but he jumpt aweigh. An den I wuz in da little woods. I moffd reel, reel careful throo da woods, beclaws yoons haff to be careful ob fings dat mite CATSH yoo. I saw a fox butted hee gnu not to mess wiff me. I herd sum coyotes, sew I spen sum tim in a tree and dey wen aweigh. I cot a tastee bug an it tikld a littl going down but it hitted da spot. I saw a big bunny but he was tootoo kwik wen he herd me he jumpt aweigh. Wen I wuz crossing diss big feeld I gnow furry well, I noticed dat der was a nu tractor an wen ober an inBESTigated itseff. It had a furry shiny smell and it wuz kwiet an minin its own busness. I wiked it sew mutsh dat I markd it as mine own. I am shoor da man hoo rode it da nex deigh squeeld wiff delit at da honor I bestowed upon him an his masheen. I din't cross da nex feeld but wen intoo a nuther stretsh ob woods. I wike woods and der was diss doggy in dat feeld hoo chasd cats aweigh. He didn try to hurted cats, just made dem leev his sheeps alon. Wut wud I dew wiff a sheeps? By da tim I got out ob doz woods it was don. An I seed another doggy in his own yard but DISS doggy is a fren ub min and Hethurs, sew I bisited him an wee had a gneiss tok. Den I wen too bisit sum cow-ladees hoo ar mine frenz. On da weigh I cotted a chipmunk an he bited mee while I cottem him but he tasted gud. An I din' mind him bitin me. He wasn' SUPPOSD to jess giff up. Den I mard sum ob da planz aroun der to shew efferywun diss is mine hunting groun. Den I gotted too da cow-ladeez. Dey ar furry peesfull an frenly, an tootoo big too eet, sew we hung aroun and dey tol me about der day an I tokd about fings and den I tookd a nap on der hey. Rite affer mine nap, a lady lion ast mee to hep her wiff a wilderbeest beclaws shee had kitties to feed. I am not as big as her kittees butted all I had to dew wuz jump out of sum bushes an SKARE da wilderbeest, sew it ran to da lion. And dat al wurkd out fine. An shee let me eet a pees of da tung. and then you woke up Be KWIET Uncl Bill, diss is MINE storee. Sew den I wen to a hous along da rode, were too cat-frenz ub mine, Starface and Mac, liv. An dey let me drink frum der wadderbowl an offered me sum kibble. Butted I din't need kibble and we jus bisited for awile. An I tol dem sum mor ob a storee I bin tellin dem. It is calld Tailchaser's Song and Uncl Bill has been tellin it to usses. And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. Yew are so brayf! I gotted into da bakk yard last yeer butted no longurr. Human is afraidd I'll git a flee or a fiv frum Tom Cat. Cinder |
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Mine Walk
Dat wuz a furry fine abvenchur, Wascal. Duz yoo hab deze abvenchurz offin?
Rebecca "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Granby sed dat I hadda venture. I din' fink ob moss ub it as a venture. I juss wented out for a wok. It wuz a warrum effening an I wuz ressless, sew I tride to get Hether-dog to com ouside an play butted shee wuz feelin lazee an it wuz tootoo hot for her, sew I wented alon. Daddy was in bed, so I din bothur him butted I wen out da winnow, like I do sumtimz. An I wented by mine barn, wich wuz mine firss hom, an I paid mine respeks to da barn-cat spirit dat is still dere. An I caughted a little mousie dat wuz kareless about being in da open. An I eated him, after thanking him for da meel. I had eeted mine kibble befour butted wun neber gnos wer wuns nex meel is coming frum. An mousies are sew tasty an it wood be a waists to kill wun an not eet him. An I THOT dat after dat I wud gew bak in da hous an seep. Butted I wuz still resless. Sew I wen down to da da streem an crossd it wer da roks will tak yoo cross wiffout wetting yoorown hoofies. An I ALMOSS cot a froggy but he jumpt aweigh. An den I wuz in da little woods. I moffd reel, reel careful throo da woods, beclaws yoons haff to be careful ob fings dat mite CATSH yoo. I saw a fox butted hee gnu not to mess wiff me. I herd sum coyotes, sew I spen sum tim in a tree and dey wen aweigh. I cot a tastee bug an it tikld a littl going down but it hitted da spot. I saw a big bunny but he was tootoo kwik wen he herd me he jumpt aweigh. Wen I wuz crossing diss big feeld I gnow furry well, I noticed dat der was a nu tractor an wen ober an inBESTigated itseff. It had a furry shiny smell and it wuz kwiet an minin its own busness. I wiked it sew mutsh dat I markd it as mine own. I am shoor da man hoo rode it da nex deigh squeeld wiff delit at da honor I bestowed upon him an his masheen. I din't cross da nex feeld but wen intoo a nuther stretsh ob woods. I wike woods and der was diss doggy in dat feeld hoo chasd cats aweigh. He didn try to hurted cats, just made dem leev his sheeps alon. Wut wud I dew wiff a sheeps? By da tim I got out ob doz woods it was don. An I seed another doggy in his own yard but DISS doggy is a fren ub min and Hethurs, sew I bisited him an wee had a gneiss tok. Den I wen too bisit sum cow-ladees hoo ar mine frenz. On da weigh I cotted a chipmunk an he bited mee while I cottem him but he tasted gud. An I din' mind him bitin me. He wasn' SUPPOSD to jess giff up. Den I mard sum ob da planz aroun der to shew efferywun diss is mine hunting groun. Den I gotted too da cow-ladeez. Dey ar furry peesfull an frenly, an tootoo big too eet, sew we hung aroun and dey tol me about der day an I tokd about fings and den I tookd a nap on der hey. Rite affer mine nap, a lady lion ast mee to hep her wiff a wilderbeest beclaws shee had kitties to feed. I am not as big as her kittees butted all I had to dew wuz jump out of sum bushes an SKARE da wilderbeest, sew it ran to da lion. And dat al wurkd out fine. An shee let me eet a pees of da tung. and then you woke up Be KWIET Uncl Bill, diss is MINE storee. Sew den I wen to a hous along da rode, were too cat-frenz ub mine, Starface and Mac, liv. An dey let me drink frum der wadderbowl an offered me sum kibble. Butted I din't need kibble and we jus bisited for awile. An I tol dem sum mor ob a storee I bin tellin dem. It is calld Tailchaser's Song and Uncl Bill has been tellin it to usses. And den I crossd one mor big feeld. An I cotted three feeld-mousies an eeted dem. An I was tired and gotted up on da hi fens to watch da whirld gew by and wut to I see butted Daddy. Sew I gotted a ride hom. -- Wascal |
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Mine Walk
On Jul 30, 11:51*am, "Rebecca" wrote:
Dat wuz a furry fine abvenchur, Wascal. Duz yoo hab deze abvenchurz offin? I yoosd two go Owt effery nite butted I dew luv mine hous an stay hom a lot. Mos ob mine woks arnt as long butted sumtimes I go about dat far. I yoosd too gnot go in da uther direcshun beclwas der wuz a big meen dog dat wunt let me cross herown yard. Butted I got Hethur to com haff a tok wiff dat dog an now dat dog stays on hisown portsh wen I wok by. -- Will in New Haven |
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