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Old March 12th 05, 02:13 AM
ChildFree23
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Default I Did It Again!

Hi, efurrykitty! This is Kitty Schottland VC, winkwink of
Boogie the Harpurr Cat. Last night I had mineownselves a great
adventure.

The PawPaw came home from earning toonas and GranMeowmie was
sleeping. When he comed in the front door, I wented right out.
I was in the Out for around ten minutes, sniffing all the
bushes. Oh, what wunnerful smells I was smelling!

All of a sudden, Auntie Becky comes into the Out with a big
light in her hand. She picked me up and said "you naughty
cat!" I hissed and spit at her, but she brang me in the house.

By that time, GranMeowmie was awake, and she was furry upset
with me, so I laid down onna bed and acted cute! Efurryone
forgave mineownselves. Hmmmm, maybe I can try to escape again
....

Respectfully Meowed,
Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Winkwink of Boogie the Harpurr Cat


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Old March 12th 05, 02:19 AM
Rebecca
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Wow, dat sowns skary! Whut a wunnerful avenchur!
--
Rebecca, who would never be that brave

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
.net...
Hi, efurrykitty! This is Kitty Schottland VC, winkwink of Boogie the
Harpurr Cat. Last night I had mineownselves a great adventure.

The PawPaw came home from earning toonas and GranMeowmie was sleeping.
When he comed in the front door, I wented right out. I was in the Out for
around ten minutes, sniffing all the bushes. Oh, what wunnerful smells I
was smelling!

All of a sudden, Auntie Becky comes into the Out with a big light in her
hand. She picked me up and said "you naughty cat!" I hissed and spit at
her, but she brang me in the house.

By that time, GranMeowmie was awake, and she was furry upset with me, so I
laid down onna bed and acted cute! Efurryone forgave mineownselves. Hmmmm,
maybe I can try to escape again ...

Respectfully Meowed,
Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Winkwink of Boogie the Harpurr Cat




  #3  
Old March 12th 05, 02:37 AM
ChildFree23
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It's furry easy to take cat-vantage of GranMeowmie late at
night. She likes to go to sleep instead of coming out to
play. And I can't scratch on the bed to make her get up and
play with me, because I have no front claws.

Does anykitty know of a cosmetic TED who does claw implants?
Purresident Clarence said it's covered in full -- no
deductible or copay -- under the Catmerica National
Cat-surance program.

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Escape Artiste Extraordinaire

"Rebecca" wrote in message
. com...
Wow, dat sowns skary! Whut a wunnerful avenchur!
--
Rebecca, who would never be that brave

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
.net...
Hi, efurrykitty! This is Kitty Schottland VC, winkwink of
Boogie the Harpurr Cat. Last night I had mineownselves a
great adventure.

The PawPaw came home from earning toonas and GranMeowmie
was sleeping. When he comed in the front door, I wented
right out. I was in the Out for around ten minutes,
sniffing all the bushes. Oh, what wunnerful smells I was
smelling!

All of a sudden, Auntie Becky comes into the Out with a big
light in her hand. She picked me up and said "you naughty
cat!" I hissed and spit at her, but she brang me in the
house.

By that time, GranMeowmie was awake, and she was furry
upset with me, so I laid down onna bed and acted cute!
Efurryone forgave mineownselves. Hmmmm, maybe I can try to
escape again ...

Respectfully Meowed,
Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Winkwink of Boogie the Harpurr Cat






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Old March 12th 05, 01:23 PM
Miss Violette
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Itza mines job to 'scape when i kan to bring back repurrtz to the rest of
the family, Tiger, very impurressed
ChildFree23 wrote in message
.net...
Hi, efurrykitty! This is Kitty Schottland VC, winkwink of
Boogie the Harpurr Cat. Last night I had mineownselves a great
adventure.

The PawPaw came home from earning toonas and GranMeowmie was
sleeping. When he comed in the front door, I wented right out.
I was in the Out for around ten minutes, sniffing all the
bushes. Oh, what wunnerful smells I was smelling!

All of a sudden, Auntie Becky comes into the Out with a big
light in her hand. She picked me up and said "you naughty
cat!" I hissed and spit at her, but she brang me in the house.

By that time, GranMeowmie was awake, and she was furry upset
with me, so I laid down onna bed and acted cute! Efurryone
forgave mineownselves. Hmmmm, maybe I can try to escape again
...

Respectfully Meowed,
Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Winkwink of Boogie the Harpurr Cat




  #5  
Old March 12th 05, 01:24 PM
Miss Violette
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if you duzint wanta get surgeri, den juz stik yourown nose in her ear or
noze, diz allatime wakez up soft, Tiger, who Knows
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
It's furry easy to take cat-vantage of GranMeowmie late at
night. She likes to go to sleep instead of coming out to
play. And I can't scratch on the bed to make her get up and
play with me, because I have no front claws.

Does anykitty know of a cosmetic TED who does claw implants?
Purresident Clarence said it's covered in full -- no
deductible or copay -- under the Catmerica National
Cat-surance program.

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Escape Artiste Extraordinaire

"Rebecca" wrote in message
. com...
Wow, dat sowns skary! Whut a wunnerful avenchur!
--
Rebecca, who would never be that brave

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
.net...
Hi, efurrykitty! This is Kitty Schottland VC, winkwink of
Boogie the Harpurr Cat. Last night I had mineownselves a
great adventure.

The PawPaw came home from earning toonas and GranMeowmie
was sleeping. When he comed in the front door, I wented
right out. I was in the Out for around ten minutes,
sniffing all the bushes. Oh, what wunnerful smells I was
smelling!

All of a sudden, Auntie Becky comes into the Out with a big
light in her hand. She picked me up and said "you naughty
cat!" I hissed and spit at her, but she brang me in the
house.

By that time, GranMeowmie was awake, and she was furry
upset with me, so I laid down onna bed and acted cute!
Efurryone forgave mineownselves. Hmmmm, maybe I can try to
escape again ...

Respectfully Meowed,
Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Winkwink of Boogie the Harpurr Cat








  #6  
Old March 12th 05, 06:51 PM
Boogie's Mom
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Mine darling wink, you have but to ask and I will teleport ofur and apply
sharpclaws where efur you want them applied! Dat's what winks iz fur, after
all.

Boogie, da HarpurrCat anna happy wink of KittySchottland

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
k.net...
It's furry easy to take cat-vantage of GranMeowmie late at
night. She likes to go to sleep instead of coming out to
play. And I can't scratch on the bed to make her get up and
play with me, because I have no front claws.

Does anykitty know of a cosmetic TED who does claw implants?
Purresident Clarence said it's covered in full -- no
deductible or copay -- under the Catmerica National
Cat-surance program.

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Escape Artiste Extraordinaire

"Rebecca" wrote in message
. com...
Wow, dat sowns skary! Whut a wunnerful avenchur!
--
Rebecca, who would never be that brave

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
.net...
Hi, efurrykitty! This is Kitty Schottland VC, winkwink of
Boogie the Harpurr Cat. Last night I had mineownselves a
great adventure.

The PawPaw came home from earning toonas and GranMeowmie
was sleeping. When he comed in the front door, I wented
right out. I was in the Out for around ten minutes,
sniffing all the bushes. Oh, what wunnerful smells I was
smelling!

All of a sudden, Auntie Becky comes into the Out with a big
light in her hand. She picked me up and said "you naughty
cat!" I hissed and spit at her, but she brang me in the
house.

By that time, GranMeowmie was awake, and she was furry
upset with me, so I laid down onna bed and acted cute!
Efurryone forgave mineownselves. Hmmmm, maybe I can try to
escape again ...

Respectfully Meowed,
Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Winkwink of Boogie the Harpurr Cat








 




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