Strangest Warning Clause Ever

I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which
was great before the cat came.
Things I've had to add obviously include now a

Can't be allergic to cats
May be required to feed cat occasionally

However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add:

No bare legs after showers should be exposed.

The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without
breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's
cat does this?

Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are
tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best
seller"

Tigger loves to rub against my legs when I get out of the shower. It's the
only time she does it.

Jason wrote:
I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which
was great before the cat came.
Things I've had to add obviously include now a

Can't be allergic to cats
May be required to feed cat occasionally

However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add:

No bare legs after showers should be exposed.

The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without
breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's
cat does this?

Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are
tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best
seller"

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On 29 Nov 2006 01:26:25 -0800, "Jason" yodeled:

I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which
was great before the cat came.
Things I've had to add obviously include now a

Can't be allergic to cats
May be required to feed cat occasionally

However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add:

No bare legs after showers should be exposed.

The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without
breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's
cat does this?

Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are
tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best
seller"


Well, Stinky has always come up and rubbed against my wet legs when I
get out of the shower, leaving a nice layer of black fur sticking to
my shins.


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War

Jason wrote:

Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are
tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best
seller"

LOL! Sounds like you found the perfect lodger.

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Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Could be worse. Our first cat Sam, would sit on the sink as close as
possible every morning while Charlie shaved. Once he was done, Sam would
try to take a bite out of his face. That cat just loved things like shaving
cream and after shave and bubble bath and baby powder, etc. Perfume sent
him to heaven.

Jo


"Jason" wrote in message
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I'm changing lodgers soonish so took a quick review of the advert which
was great before the cat came.
Things I've had to add obviously include now a

Can't be allergic to cats
May be required to feed cat occasionally

However most recently, I've now discovered that I've had to add:

No bare legs after showers should be exposed.

The reason? Well Ada likes to erm...sniff, paw, hug and nip (without
breaking skin) bare legs if they've just been cleaned. Anyone else's
cat does this?

Fortunately the guy whose taking the room said: "Ah yes, humans are
tasty to cats. If they could make human flavour catfood it'd be a best
seller"