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Philip wrote: Your socialization concept is one that is foreign to the toxically compassionate owner. I believe socializing a cat to your home from the beginning results in a happier cat in the long run. Otherwise what to you have? An unhappy human chasing around cleaning up transgressions and screaming. The inmate running the asylum. Maybe you should add a copyright tag to some of this. |
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On Thu, 05 May 2005 15:43:26 GMT, "Philip"
wrote: bigbadbarry wrote: Philip wrote: bigbadbarry wrote: walked around and there was KitKat chewing on the monitor cable. Not sure what to do. roll up a single leaf of newspaper...and give a cat size spanking...one tap...and the cat is out of there... chewing on his life?..an electrical chord? maybe youi could get 2 taps in before he gets away. How about one of those handheld CO2 bottle powered air horns? LOL ha! (maybe they make one that barks like a big dog) Now that you mention it, how about just compressed air and a nozzle? Makes a LOUD "Hiss" sound too! Hey, you may be onto sumthin' !! Those little inexpensive spray bottles with water I understand work great and the best part is that you can have a half dozen of them spread throughout the house so one is always nearby to hopefully catch em in the act..... Brad LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL-PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING... " HOLY @#$%... WHAT A RIDE!" |
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Brad wrote: LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL-PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING... " HOLY @#$%... WHAT A RIDE!" Ride it till the wheels fall off |
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Brad wrote:
On Thu, 05 May 2005 15:43:26 GMT, "Philip" wrote: bigbadbarry wrote: Philip wrote: bigbadbarry wrote: walked around and there was KitKat chewing on the monitor cable. Not sure what to do. roll up a single leaf of newspaper...and give a cat size spanking...one tap...and the cat is out of there... chewing on his life?..an electrical chord? maybe youi could get 2 taps in before he gets away. How about one of those handheld CO2 bottle powered air horns? LOL ha! (maybe they make one that barks like a big dog) Now that you mention it, how about just compressed air and a nozzle? Makes a LOUD "Hiss" sound too! Hey, you may be onto sumthin' !! Those little inexpensive spray bottles with water I understand work great and the best part is that you can have a half dozen of them spread throughout the house so one is always nearby to hopefully catch em in the act..... Brad You miss the point. Compressed air/gas makes a HISSSSSSSSS sound. We were talking about alternative behavior corrections ... not watering a house plant. ;^) And personally, my aim ain't that good ... even when I pee. (joke for the womenfolk) |
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Philip wrote: And personally, my aim ain't that good ... even when I pee. (joke for the womenfolk) What about water balloons, hmmm shhplaaatt! riiieeeeooowwwwrrrrrrr er er er er er er @#$@#$ er |
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On Tue, 10 May 2005 15:10:18 GMT, "Philip"
wrote: You miss the point. Compressed air/gas makes a HISSSSSSSSS sound. We were talking about alternative behavior corrections ... not watering a house plant. ;^) And personally, my aim ain't that good ... even when I pee. (joke for the womenfolk) Aren't you the precious one fillup go ahead and use the air the warning that says don't spray into a persons eyes make it OK to risk your cats vision with it you idiot.....and don't answer another one of my posts with your sickening little jokes.......I bet the womenfolk are so thankful for your little joke....... Brad LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL-PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING... " HOLY @#$%... WHAT A RIDE!" |
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bigbadbarry wrote:
Philip wrote: And personally, my aim ain't that good ... even when I pee. (joke for the womenfolk) What about water balloons, hmmm shhplaaatt! riiieeeeooowwwwrrrrrrr er er er er How about a paint gun (firing water filled "bullets") with a laser pointer. Lots of cats will chase a laser dot so .... (objective #1) get the cat's attention and then (objective #2) fire the water bulltet with ACCURACY! |
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Brad wrote:
On Tue, 10 May 2005 15:10:18 GMT, "Philip" wrote: You miss the point. Compressed air/gas makes a HISSSSSSSSS sound. We were talking about alternative behavior corrections ... not watering a house plant. ;^) And personally, my aim ain't that good ... even when I pee. (joke for the womenfolk) Aren't you the precious one fillup go ahead and use the air the warning that says don't spray into a persons eyes make it OK to risk your cats vision with it you idiot Bradley, the HISSSSS from a can of compressed air need not be in the cat's ear to be heard. Seems you don't know that. Now you do. But in your case, your the kind of fella who squirts Binaca in the air and then tries to catch some on your frog-like tongue. (another joke for the ladies). .....and don't answer another one of my posts with your sickening little jokes.......I bet the womenfolk are so thankful for your little joke....... Brad Too late. LOL |
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Bradley, the HISSSSS from a can of compressed air need not be in the
cat's ear to be heard. Aerosols are very effective with Sarrasine- don't ask me why, we have never sprayed her with anything or even anywhere near her but she hates the noise they make. It works a lot better than a squirt bottle which I'd be vary of using when she's hiding behind electrical equipment and anyway when I did try a squirt bottle she drank the water! But now just shaking an aerosol can usually stop her (unless what she is doing is very enjoyable!). Redunzel however hates the squirt bottle. Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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Lesley wrote:
Philip wrote: Bradley, the HISSSSS from a can of compressed air need not be in the cat's ear to be heard. Aerosols are very effective with Sarrasine- don't ask me why, we have never sprayed her with anything or even anywhere near her but she hates the noise they make. It works a lot better than a squirt bottle which I'd be vary of using when she's hiding behind electrical equipment and anyway when I did try a squirt bottle she drank the water! But now just shaking an aerosol can usually stop her (unless what she is doing is very enjoyable!). Redunzel however hates the squirt bottle. Lesley Thank you Lesley. Have you never heard a cat hiss or spit? Surely you've heard the Haaaaaaah! with ears laid back and teeth bared. It's one of those universal feline expressions! |
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