Dis is jus wrong

OKDOKY den, and he revz up and after MC and Dyna,
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
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Soundz gud to myownself, Tiger! Letz go fur it!

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Purrs,
Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
I iz ifin the ladycat wantz it? Tiger letting his girl decide
MouseCat wrote in message
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When we cross the Colorado River in a little bit, would you care
for a brief off-road adventure? I know a cool place I could show
you.

MCat

Same invitation to all the motorcycle kitties. The place I have in
mind is down a narrow trail, way to narrow for the Catillac or the
RV. Any of you kitties up for a short little side trip?

MCat

I wud luff tu, an I see dat menny ov owr frendz wud tuu!

Very good!

But Be-4 we roll'em, tho, I hab tu warn y'all, dat mine sekkerterry wyll be
uhway to I'ylAska startin Munday effnink furr tuu hole weekz, an maybe uh
kuppel daze moor. So Meowze Kat, ya gotta kno dat affurr diz liddle syde
trip,
I wyll be incatmeuwtacato furr uh long wyle,...I thot I'yd give yu uh
hedz-up on diz.
Ho Kay, Sweedy???

Dyna, holdin on tightlee

Oh my! I will miss you something awful, but I sure wouldn't want to
interfere with your human's trip. Ummmm, I think I need to ask you
something before you go away, but I'll do that in a different thread.

Ok, kitties, here we go - we just reached the Catifurnia/Arifurzona
state line. This bridge here takes us across the Colorado River - see
all that water down there? Now, we'll take the next offramp from the
freeway, then we turn right and take the frontage road back to the west...

Ok, here we are. Now let's stop here for a minute, at this dirt area at
the end of the street. We're going to take a narrow trail, just wide
enough for a motorcycle and sidecar. There are a few whoop-de-doos, too.
Just make sure that when you get to one of them, you hit the bump at the
same place that I do, keep your front wheel straight, and keep your paws
relaxed. And when we get to the part of the trail that drops down the
face of the cliff, keep tight to the left side. Otherwise you won't have
enough room to keep the sidecar on the trail.

Ok, let's roll! Miz Dyna, please hold on tight.

MouseCat guns his throttle and roars off across the desert. He follows
a narrow trail, originally a game trail. He comes upon a small rise,
hits it at speed, and sails about 10 feet before the cycle touches down
again. He is followed by Tiger and Mlle. Anais, who touch down at the
same spot MouseCat did. Next come ShortTail Tom and OEJ - STTom hits the
rise a little slower and wobbles just a little bit but still lands
securely, though landing a couple feet short of where the other kitties
did. Bringing up the rear are Samuel and Lilith Kitten. Sammy also keeps
control of his bike, and they land about midway between MouseCat's
landing spot and STTom's.

They then come to a sharp curve in the trail, where it starts to
switcbback down the face of a cliff about 30 feet tall. They proceed
slowly, being careful to keep on the trail.

They finally reach the bottom, then ride another 100 yards or so to the
south, stopping just a few feet from the river. 10 to 20 yards to the
east is a cliff, ranging from only 30 feet high to the north to over 150
feet high to the south. Similar cliffs rise on the opposite side of the
river as well.

Ok, kitties, here we are! This is the north end of the Topock Gorge.
This area of big cliffs and caves was cut into the rock over many
thousands of years. A very long time ago a bunch of humans lived here,
and they made cave paintings and rock paintings called petroglyphs. You
can see some of them from here. Take a look up there points up to the
cliffs - see, that patch just below the edge? Then about 20 feet down
and 70 feet south - and all over the cliff face. But there's one special
one. Anykitty who feels up to a little climbing, follow me! Miz D, may I
hold your paw?

MCat leads the others to the base of the cliff, where a huge pile of
boulders lies up against the cliff. He starts to climb, occasionally
having to make a jump from rock to rock. Whenever possible, he holkds
tight to Dyna's paw. After a few minutes of climbing, they reach an area
where a piece of the cliff face has flaked off, leaving a recessed area
protected somewhat from the weather and the sun.

Panting Here's my favorite. See, one of the early humans drew a
picture of a human family *including* the family d*gs and the family
kitties! As you can see, the kitties ruled over the dogs (as is only
natural). I don't think any of the humans who study things like this
have ever seen this particular drawing.

What do all of you kitties think? Is this cool, or what?

MouseCat

Miss Violette wrote:

Bub she wantsa 'greement, you betta get onit afore some ofur boycat stealz
hersef, Tiger to his friend

Ummm, miz Dynamo Kitty, I need to ask you something...

While your humans are away, I'd like for you to be thinking about
something. I have never known another kitty that I felt as comfortable
with, or who makes me feel as warm and complete as you do. Do you think
you might possibly maybe be interested in wearing a winkwink collar?
Please think about it and let me know when your humans come back.

MCat

Same invitation to all the motorcycle kitties. The place I
have in mind
is down a narrow trail, way to narrow for the Catillac or
the RV. Any of
you kitties up for a short little side trip?

MCat

What do you fink, mineown luff? Shall we?

Sammy

Will I be able to roll and bask in the sunlight?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Ummm, miz Dynamo Kitty, I need to ask you something...

While your humans are away, I'd like for you to be thinking about
something. I have never known another kitty that I felt as comfortable
with, or who makes me feel as warm and complete as you do. Do you think
you might possibly maybe be interested in wearing a winkwink collar?
Please think about it and let me know when your humans come back.

MCat

Oh, wow, Meowzee Catte..um...fangyu furr giffing
Me da hedz-up, an da spayze to tink 'bowt it.
Datz berrrrry konsidurit ov yu. I yam lernink moor bowt yu
awla da tyme, like effin on diz liddul syde trip, an I du lyke
wat I kno bowt yu. Yu zertainly seem tu be kind, an konzidurite,
an thotful, an karink, an unnerstandink an advenshurize,
an doze shur ar gudgud kwalieeez...
Soo, I wyll be tinkin bowt yu, an yur purrrpozzull wile mine
hoominz ar gon, an fangu furr azkin.

Dyna comes closer and rubs cheeks with Mouse Cat

Oh, wow, Meowzee Catte..um...fangyu furr giffing
Me da hedz-up, an da spayze to tink 'bowt it.
Datz berrrrry konsidurit ov yu. I yam lernink moor bowt yu
awla da tyme, like effin on diz liddul syde trip, an I du lyke
wat I kno bowt yu. Yu zertainly seem tu be kind, an konzidurite,
an thotful, an karink, an unnerstandink an advenshurize,
an doze shur ar gudgud kwalieeez...
Soo, I wyll be tinkin bowt yu, an yur purrrpozzull wile mine
hoominz ar gon, an fangu furr azkin.

Dyna comes closer and rubs cheeks with Mouse Cat

Ok, that's all I can ask. I sure don't want to pressure you or rush you.
If you would be more comfortable doing a less formal "see-how-it-works"
arrangement, we can do that too. As long as I get to spend time with my
favorite girlcat of all time, and spend time trying to make her happy!

MCat

Will I be able to roll and bask in the sunlight?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

It sounds like it! It soundz like youze would get to roll an bask in da
sunlight by da river, on da nice warm sand.

Sammy

"Mouse Cat" wrote in message
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Oh, wow, Meowzee Catte..um...fangyu furr giffing
Me da hedz-up, an da spayze to tink 'bowt it.
Datz berrrrry konsidurit ov yu. I yam lernink moor bowt yu
awla da tyme, like effin on diz liddul syde trip, an I du lyke
wat I kno bowt yu. Yu zertainly seem tu be kind, an konzidurite,
an thotful, an karink, an unnerstandink an advenshurize,
an doze shur ar gudgud kwalieeez...
Soo, I wyll be tinkin bowt yu, an yur purrrpozzull wile mine
hoominz ar gon, an fangu furr azkin.

Dyna comes closer and rubs cheeks with Mouse Cat

Ok, that's all I can ask. I sure don't want to pressure you or rush you.
If you would be more comfortable doing a less formal "see-how-it-works"
arrangement, we can do that too. As long as I get to spend time with my
favorite girlcat of all time, and spend time trying to make her happy!

MCat

Hmmm....
Lyke "goin steddy" and "egzkluziff" ....
MCat, datz uh dizkint purrsabillytee!

Dyna, old fashunt kittty, in sum wayz

Will I be able to roll and bask in the sunlight?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

It sounds like it! It soundz like youze would get to roll an
bask in da
sunlight by da river, on da nice warm sand.

Sammy

That would be wunnerful! Let's go!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Adjusting Her Goggles

Hey furry's stepmom isa doin a trip like dat, Trudi
Sylvia M. wrote in message
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"MouseCat" wrote in message
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Wheee iz rite!!!
Dyna holdz on tite.
Yu iz uh gudgud ryder, Mouse /Cat!!!

Dyna, wind in hur hayer

Thank you! I have had some practice, I guess.

When we cross the Colorado River in a little bit, would you care for a
brief off-road adventure? I know a cool place I could show you.

MCat

I wud luff tu, an I see dat menny ov owr frendz wud tuu!

But Be-4 we roll'em, tho, I hab tu warn y'all, dat mine sekkerterry wyll
be
uhway to I'ylAska startin Munday effnink furr tuu hole weekz, an maybe uh
kuppel daze moor. So Meowze Kat, ya gotta kno dat affurr diz liddle syde
trip,
I wyll be incatmeuwtacato furr uh long wyle,...I thot I'yd give yu uh
hedz-up on diz.
Ho Kay, Sweedy???

Dyna, holdin on tightlee

(Hoomin note: True, I'll be taking a land tour to Fairbanks and Denali,
then
cruise for 7 days, 13 in all. I'll probly say "Fangu" a few times, and
maybe let
some cat-type-hoomons know about Dyna's adventures)