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PING: Boyfriend
Dear Boyfriend
I am sorry that I don't write as often as you would like, but I have so many kitties here chasing me (and to be chased) that sometimes it just wears me out, so I sleep heavy when I do sleep. Pleez don't thing I ignore you because I don't post here very often, I not ignore you - I dream about you most every night. I think how nice it would be to snuggle up with your nice soft fur, and how you would whup any kitty dat tried to whup me.... Moe tried to beat me up da other day, but I showed her! I clobbered her good, and den so did Ernie! Ping even tries to get into da act, but he's a big goof. Big Brother Weeble does some chasing, but he doesn't ressle with us very much - he likes it when Mommy chases him to da tower and den puts on dis big fuzzy thing onner hand and he ressles with dat. He really growls and hisses and huffs at it, bitin and kicking it. When he gets fed up with it, he makes a spectacular leap over Mommy's sholder into da middle of da floor! When Mommy chases him to da tower, he usually wants to ressle, but he's smart and won't ressle unless Mommy puts da big fuzzy thing onner hand - he says he don't wanna hurt Mommy, cuz he luvs her. He will nip at her a bit, but not hard, just to remind her to put da big fuzzy thing onner hand. I been chasin da greeblings when Mommy & Daddy go to sleep. Dey let me inna room & dey lay down and den dere's all kindsa wiggly things onna bed. I pounces dem and bites dem as hard as I can. Mommy sometimes squeals when I do dis, but mosta da time Mommy & Daddy laffs at me. I dunno why dey laffs at me when I am protekting dem from da nasty greeblings. If I weren't dere, what would happen if dey fell asleep and da greeblings were still around???? I stays and da greeblings go away, so den Mommy & Daddy can sleep (dey only sleep when it's dark onna out, not alla da time like Lizzie, Smokey & Tennessee do). Did you read da post dat Weebles made about Moe & Tennessee??? I think dat funny. Tennessee usually don't like nobody near him when he naps, but he let Moe. He act all; gruff and grouchy & complains when anybody get near him, but he have a spoft spot for Moe - he used her for a pillow!!! Mommy said dat dey look cute together, and Tennessee gave her da evil eye for dat, but Mommy just laff and give both Tennessee & Moe pettins and scritchins. Moe likes scritchins - espeshully if it's on her ears, but NOT on her belly. She gets mad when peoples scritches her belly, she don't like anybody touchin her belly excepten herself. I likes belly scritchins. Dey feels good - even better dan ear scritchins. I needs to got offa da pooter now - Mommy is watchin da big moovin-pitchers box and I'm gonna go sleep onna bed where it's warm & soft. Purrs & headbutts, Mimi |
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"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message news:a7OKd.34419$IV5.1487@attbi_s54... Dear Boyfriend I am sorry that I don't write as often as you would like, but I have so many kitties here chasing me (and to be chased) that sometimes it just wears me out, so I sleep heavy when I do sleep. Hello Mimi I ask meowmie every day to look in the pooter to see if you av ritten but she say she have enuff trouble trying to keep up wiv purrs and prayers witch she can't, to look for love letter for me. So I sulk. But at last she see this tonite from you and sez I can rite back. Here, dere is only me and Kitty Farmcat. She is a mardybum and don't play, only chase me sometimes to smack my head. Pleez don't thing I ignore you because I don't post here very often, I not ignore you - I dream about you most every night. I think how nice it would be to snuggle up with your nice soft fur, and how you would whup any kitty dat tried to whup me.... well, I do have nice soft thick fur, meowmie say it my winter cote so I warm to go the out. I wud whup a kitty wot tried to whup you, but I fink kitties should not whup each other if possible. Fiting is bad. Moe tridd to beat me up da other day, but I showed her! I clobbered her good, and den so did Ernie! Pleez try not to fite, Mimi. Ping even tries to get into da act, but he's a big goof. Big Brother Weeble does some chasing, but he doesn't ressle with us very much - he likes it when Mommy chases him to da tower and den puts on dis big fuzzy thing onner hand and he ressles with dat. He really growls and hisses and huffs at it, bitin and kicking it. When he gets fed up with it, he makes a spectacular leap over Mommy's sholder into da middle of da floor! When Mommy chases him to da tower, he usually wants to ressle, but he's smart and won't ressle unless Mommy puts da big fuzzy thing onner hand - he says he don't wanna hurt Mommy, cuz he luvs her. He will nip at her a bit, but not hard, just to remind her to put da big fuzzy thing onner hand. Wow, you doo have a lot of kitties in your house, don't you? Here der just der two kitties, but lots of hens, rooster and two geese. Der geese are called Shylock and Honk. I a bit afraid of them. Not much tho. I been chasin da greeblings when Mommy & Daddy go to sleep. Dey let me inna room & dey lay down and den dere's all kindsa wiggly things onna bed. I pounces dem and bites dem as hard as I can. Mommy sometimes squeals when I do dis, but mosta da time Mommy & Daddy laffs at me. I dunno why dey laffs at me when I am protekting dem from da nasty greeblings. If I weren't dere, what would happen if dey fell asleep and da greeblings were still around???? I stays and da greeblings go away, so den Mommy & Daddy can sleep (dey only sleep when it's dark onna out, not alla da time like Lizzie, Smokey & Tennessee do). I never seen no greeblings here in my house. Maybe Kitty gets dem when I'm out on rat patrol. Kitty is a very fierce ladycat, altho she very small. My meowmie only sleep in der dark time too. I fink it silly, you should see all the wild fings outside when it der dark time! Did you read da post dat Weebles made about Moe & Tennessee??? I think dat funny. Tennessee usually don't like nobody near him when he naps, but he let Moe. He act all; gruff and grouchy & complains when anybody get near him, but he have a spoft spot for Moe - he used her for a pillow!!! Mommy said dat dey look cute together, and Tennessee gave her da evil eye for dat, but Mommy just laff and give both Tennessee & Moe pettins and scritchins. Moe likes scritchins - espeshully if it's on her ears, but NOT on her belly. She gets mad when peoples scritches her belly, she don't like anybody touchin her belly excepten herself. I likes belly scritchins. Dey feels good - even better dan ear scritchins. Kitty don't allow tummy scritchins neither. My meowmie says it's rude to say belly. I like dem wen I feel brave. I needs to got offa da pooter now - Mommy is watchin da big moovin-pitchers box and I'm gonna go sleep onna bed where it's warm & soft. Purrs & headbutts, Mimi I will rite soon, Mimi, when meowmie says I can. Sweet dreams, my little darling cat. your boyfriend Boyfriend |
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Christina Websell wrote:
"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message news:a7OKd.34419$IV5.1487@attbi_s54... Dear Boyfriend I am sorry that I don't write as often as you would like, but I have so many kitties here chasing me (and to be chased) that sometimes it just wears me out, so I sleep heavy when I do sleep. Hello Mimi I ask meowmie every day to look in the pooter to see if you av ritten but she say she have enuff trouble trying to keep up wiv purrs and prayers witch she can't, to look for love letter for me. So I sulk. Dearest Boyfriend Don't sulk too much. Your Mommy have to go to wurk in order to buy tunas for you to eat. Is she not wurk, den you not eat, den you be very hungry. But at last she see this tonite from you and sez I can rite back. Here, dere is only me and Kitty Farmcat. She is a mardybum and don't play, only chase me sometimes to smack my head. Kitty needs to learnes some manners. She sounds like grumpy old Smokey (da toofless ol grey cat here). Pleez don't thing I ignore you because I don't post here very often, I not ignore you - I dream about you most every night. I think how nice it would be to snuggle up with your nice soft fur, and how you would whup any kitty dat tried to whup me.... well, I do have nice soft thick fur, meowmie say it my winter cote so I warm to go the out. I wud whup a kitty wot tried to whup you, but I fink kitties should not whup each other if possible. Fiting is bad. We don't fite-fite, we play-fite. We stops when somebody skweels dat dey gettin too mad or dat dey got bits too hard. But somebody had to be boss around here, so we is always haggling over who it is. It's mostly Lizzie, but sometimes Moe finks she's da boss, but Lizzie puts her back in place. Moe tridd to beat me up da other day, but I showed her! I clobbered her good, and den so did Ernie! Pleez try not to fite, Mimi. We mostly just ressle, like we did when we was little. We not little no more, so we don't fite hard. Moe & I way about *NINE* pounds (Mommy says dat's a soonch over 4kg for you over dere), and Ernie ways 11 pounds (almost 5kg))!!!! Ernie always been bigger dan us, even when Mommy thought he was a girl, like me. Mommy gots a surprise once when she was rubbing his belly and dere were some boy-parts where dere wernt none da day before! She thought it was funny, and dat's when she started calling him Ernie (up til then we'd been Eenie, Meanie (dat's me, she started calling me Mimi cuz I would follow her everywhere and say "meeeeeeee meeeeeeeee" cuz I was always hungry) Minie & Moe - Minie became Minnie and went to live with another lady). Ping even tries to get into da act, but he's a big goof. Big Brother Weeble does some chasing, but he doesn't ressle with us very much - he likes it when Mommy chases him to da tower and den puts on dis big fuzzy thing onner hand and he ressles with dat. He really growls and hisses and huffs at it, bitin and kicking it. When he gets fed up with it, he makes a spectacular leap over Mommy's sholder into da middle of da floor! When Mommy chases him to da tower, he usually wants to ressle, but he's smart and won't ressle unless Mommy puts da big fuzzy thing onner hand - he says he don't wanna hurt Mommy, cuz he luvs her. He will nip at her a bit, but not hard, just to remind her to put da big fuzzy thing onner hand. Wow, you doo have a lot of kitties in your house, don't you? Here der just der two kitties, but lots of hens, rooster and two geese. Der geese are called Shylock and Honk. I a bit afraid of them. Not much tho. Dere's *8* of us here. Smokey & Tennessee been here da longest. Den Lizzie. Den Weeble (who Mommy says has da same birth-momma as me, Ernie & Moe), and den us 3, and den Ping. I been chasin da greeblings when Mommy & Daddy go to sleep. Dey let me inna room & dey lay down and den dere's all kindsa wiggly things onna bed. I pounces dem and bites dem as hard as I can. Mommy sometimes squeals when I do dis, but mosta da time Mommy & Daddy laffs at me. I dunno why dey laffs at me when I am protekting dem from da nasty greeblings. If I weren't dere, what would happen if dey fell asleep and da greeblings were still around???? I stays and da greeblings go away, so den Mommy & Daddy can sleep (dey only sleep when it's dark onna out, not alla da time like Lizzie, Smokey & Tennessee do). I never seen no greeblings here in my house. Maybe Kitty gets dem when I'm out on rat patrol. Kitty is a very fierce ladycat, altho she very small. My meowmie only sleep in der dark time too. I fink it silly, you should see all the wild fings outside when it der dark time! I saw lotsa stuff onno out last nite. Mommy & Daddy have been letting us kitties out inna tiled room, and it's fulla windows. Dey let us stay out dere all night last night. I saw some things Lizzie says are raccoons, and some possums, and some other kitties, and some skwerls, and some birds (when da other kitties wurnt around), and some bunnies! Lizzie used to live onna out, and she says dat da birds, skwerls and bunnies tastes good. I like my crunchies, so I don't think I wanna try any of dose things. Did you read da post dat Weebles made about Moe & Tennessee??? I think dat funny. Tennessee usually don't like nobody near him when he naps, but he let Moe. He act all; gruff and grouchy & complains when anybody get near him, but he have a spoft spot for Moe - he used her for a pillow!!! Mommy said dat dey look cute together, and Tennessee gave her da evil eye for dat, but Mommy just laff and give both Tennessee & Moe pettins and scritchins. Moe likes scritchins - espeshully if it's on her ears, but NOT on her belly. She gets mad when peoples scritches her belly, she don't like anybody touchin her belly excepten herself. I likes belly scritchins. Dey feels good - even better dan ear scritchins. Kitty don't allow tummy scritchins neither. My meowmie says it's rude to say belly. I like dem wen I feel brave. Some kitties like belly - TUMMY scritchins, some don't. Just like some hoomins luv us kitties, but some don't, dey like dose doggy-things better (I dunno no why - doggy-things drool a lot) I needs to got offa da pooter now - Mommy is watchin da big moovin-pitchers box and I'm gonna go sleep onna bed where it's warm & soft. Purrs & headbutts, Mimi I will rite soon, Mimi, when meowmie says I can. Sweet dreams, my little darling cat. your boyfriend Boyfriend Lotsa purrs & headbutts Mimi |
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