Lord Save Us...

....from kids on Christmas vacation who think they are so terribly witty and
clever and want to make sure the world (or at least everyone on UseNet)
knows it - *SIGH*.

Hugs,

CatNipped

On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:42:40 -0600, CatNipped wrote:

...from kids on Christmas vacation who think they are so terribly witty and
clever and want to make sure the world (or at least everyone on UseNet)
knows it - *SIGH*.

That's why I love my killfile.

Dan M wrote:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:42:40 -0600, CatNipped wrote:

...from kids on Christmas vacation who think they are so terribly
witty and clever and want to make sure the world (or at least
everyone on UseNet) knows it - *SIGH*.

That's why I love my killfile.

Me, too. And I do not reply to cross-posted crapola from that other ng;
those folks appear to have nothing better to do than try to stir up ****
about people.

Jill

"CatNipped" wrote in message
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...from kids on Christmas vacation who think they are so terribly witty
and
clever and want to make sure the world (or at least everyone on UseNet)
knows it - *SIGH*.

Hugs,

CatNipped


Kill-files are a wonderful invention

Cheers, helen s

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From: "CatNipped"

...from kids on Christmas vacation who think they are so terribly witty
and
clever and want to make sure the world (or at least everyone on UseNet)
knows it - *SIGH*.


Santa's Flight Exam - Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits
from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before
Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the
reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was
in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly
reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous
payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in, fastened his
seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the
examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's
that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."


I don't get it. Wahhhhh!

"Nomen Nescio" ] wrote in message
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From: "CatNipped"

...from kids on Christmas vacation who think they are so terribly witty
and
clever and want to make sure the world (or at least everyone on UseNet)
knows it - *SIGH*.


Santa's Flight Exam - Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits
from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before
Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the
reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was
in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly
reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous
payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in, fastened his
seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the
examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's
that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

ROTFLMAOWTIME! Poor Rudolph!!!

Hugs,

CatNipped


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