Party time!

an orange tabby kitten comes flying over the back fence from the alley
into the back yard, and dashes up to the porch and the table of snacks.
He smells somewhat of sulphur.

Hihi, Fluffybutt. Where's de nipcakes? I fink I need some nipcakes.

a whole string of firecrackers then erupt from the alley

Oh, hoo, I wunnder who did dat?

Sammy Kitten

Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder
kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo
yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like...

Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'...

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Miss Violette wrote:
I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I
spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da
facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where
deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here
cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink
and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the
parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here
quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more...
Sonam Dasara wrote in message
...
Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts
Tiger's head.

I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo
hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da
country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da
chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect
efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to
'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da
winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz
I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York
citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna
nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov
hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze
luvs ta watch outta da window.

I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze
cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo!
gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big
smile to Tiger

Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now
on her own...
--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com



Miss Violette wrote:
Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz
back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like
ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz
Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?...
* Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he
sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a
whisker rub as he sits back...
Sonam Dasara wrote in message
...
Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat
yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff
to eat!

Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze
nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez.
You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer!
Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat
I'z your fren!

Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or
soshulize wid da odder kitteez?

Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with
Tiger on New Year's eve...
--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com

Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder
kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo
yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like...

Mlle. Anaïs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'...

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Miss Violette wrote:
I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I
spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da
facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where
deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here
cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink
and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the
parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here
quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more...
Sonam Dasara wrote in message
...
Fangu furry much, Tiger! Anaïs takes the teacup and gently butts
Tiger's head.

I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo
hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da
country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da
chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect
efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to
'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da
winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz
I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York
citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna
nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov
hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze
luvs ta watch outta da window.

I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze
cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo!
gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big
smile to Tiger

Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now
on her own...
--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com



Miss Violette wrote:
Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz
back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like
ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz
Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?...
* Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he
sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a
whisker rub as he sits back...
Sonam Dasara wrote in message
...
Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat
yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff
to eat!

Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze
nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez.
You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer!
Anaïs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle. I'ze glad dat
I'z your fren!

Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or
soshulize wid da odder kitteez?

Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with
Tiger on New Year's eve...
--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com

Well, TV, how are you enjoying the party? Would you like some more tuna
nip rolls? Or maybe some nip champagne?

Cleopatra

Well, TV, how are you enjoying the party? Would you like some more tuna
nip rolls? Or maybe some nip champagne?

Cleopatra

Tabitha Kitten, come here for a moment...

Cleopatra whispers in Tabitha's ear, then Tabitha whispers in TV's ear...

TV, come with me please. We have something we need to do.

Tabitha and TV trot off into the house

Every kitty, we have something very special planned for a little before
midnight. We'll keep it kind of short, though, so it won't cut into your
partying.

Cleopatra

Tabitha Kitten, come here for a moment...

Cleopatra whispers in Tabitha's ear, then Tabitha whispers in TV's ear...

TV, come with me please. We have something we need to do.

Tabitha and TV trot off into the house

Every kitty, we have something very special planned for a little before
midnight. We'll keep it kind of short, though, so it won't cut into your
partying.

Cleopatra

Tabitha Kitten bounces up to the stereo and shuts it off
Could I have everykittie's attention please? We haz somefing very
special lined up. Please come over here to de side yard wif me...

kitties follow Tabitha Kitten over to the side yard. Torches are
burning along the fence, giving the yard a very dramatic appearance. At
the far end they see a red velvet pillow with a red carpet before it.

Tabitha: Efurrykitty please have a seat. I fink Cleopatra is about
ready to begin.

Cleopatra Silvercat comes around the front of the house and takes a
seat on the velvet pillow.

Cleopatra: Welcome, everykitty. I am Cleopatra Silvercat. When I was a
tiny baby kitten my kittymomma told me that I could be anything I wanted
to be, even ruler of all I survey. My early kitten years were somewhat
difficult, but when I adopted my first human family they told me the
same thing. So after several months of consideration I decided they were
right, and I was indeed ruler of all I survey. I didn't survey much
territory until this road trip, but I did claim my right anyway to the
title of Empress.

In my journeys I have encountered very few kitties who properly
recognize my regal nature. It is my intention this night to recognize
one very special kitty who has shown his generous nature, his
preparedness, and his willingness to help others. This kitty has shared
of his personal store of food, has accompanied my royal personage
whenever I've left the safety of the RV, and has paid close attention to
the location of our travelling companion kittens when they might wander
into a dangerous area.

TV kitty, please approach.

TV kitty walks up the red carpet, accompanied by Tabitha Kitten on his
right and Sammy Kitten on his left. When he reaches the the end of the
carpet he stands facing Cleopatra.

TV kitty, you have shown your outstanding qualities and shining
character traits. It is my intention to induct you into the Knighthood.

Cleopatra approaches TV kitty, then gives TV kitty a gentle swat on his
left shoulder, on his right shoulder, and on top of his head

TV kitty, I pronounce you to be a member of the Society of Feline
Nobility. Wear the title proudly.

All kitties, I now present to you Sir TV.

Cleopatra gives TV a gentle nuzzle

Now, shall we all return to the party and celebrate?

Cleopatra and TV kitty walk down the red carpet together to return to
the party patio

Tabitha Kitten bounces up to the stereo and shuts it off
Could I have everykittie's attention please? We haz somefing very
special lined up. Please come over here to de side yard wif me...

kitties follow Tabitha Kitten over to the side yard. Torches are
burning along the fence, giving the yard a very dramatic appearance. At
the far end they see a red velvet pillow with a red carpet before it.

Tabitha: Efurrykitty please have a seat. I fink Cleopatra is about
ready to begin.

Cleopatra Silvercat comes around the front of the house and takes a
seat on the velvet pillow.

Cleopatra: Welcome, everykitty. I am Cleopatra Silvercat. When I was a
tiny baby kitten my kittymomma told me that I could be anything I wanted
to be, even ruler of all I survey. My early kitten years were somewhat
difficult, but when I adopted my first human family they told me the
same thing. So after several months of consideration I decided they were
right, and I was indeed ruler of all I survey. I didn't survey much
territory until this road trip, but I did claim my right anyway to the
title of Empress.

In my journeys I have encountered very few kitties who properly
recognize my regal nature. It is my intention this night to recognize
one very special kitty who has shown his generous nature, his
preparedness, and his willingness to help others. This kitty has shared
of his personal store of food, has accompanied my royal personage
whenever I've left the safety of the RV, and has paid close attention to
the location of our travelling companion kittens when they might wander
into a dangerous area.

TV kitty, please approach.

TV kitty walks up the red carpet, accompanied by Tabitha Kitten on his
right and Sammy Kitten on his left. When he reaches the the end of the
carpet he stands facing Cleopatra.

TV kitty, you have shown your outstanding qualities and shining
character traits. It is my intention to induct you into the Knighthood.

Cleopatra approaches TV kitty, then gives TV kitty a gentle swat on his
left shoulder, on his right shoulder, and on top of his head

TV kitty, I pronounce you to be a member of the Society of Feline
Nobility. Wear the title proudly.

All kitties, I now present to you Sir TV.

Cleopatra gives TV a gentle nuzzle

Now, shall we all return to the party and celebrate?

Cleopatra and TV kitty walk down the red carpet together to return to
the party patio

Oh, dat was fun! Now I need some turkeybird with nip sauce. Look! Unka
Pat just brought out the deep-fried turkeybird! And nip custard pie!
Yummm!!!

Tabitha Kitten