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HAPPY MEW YEAR!
ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT!
Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks! The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman candles. The kitties drag shells over to the tubes and drop them into place. Sammy lights a highway flare. Ok, OEJ, you wanna go first? Take dis here flare, and use it light da fuzzzes. OEJ takes the flare, walks over to the nearest tube, and lights the fuse. A few seconds later the shell fires. A couple of seconds later the sky lights up with a brilliant multicolored flower, and a resounding boom. OEJ lights the next couple of shells as well, and all the kitties gathered for the party watch the exciting sights. A few kitties with sensitive ears disappear into the house where the noise level is a lot lower. OEJ, speaking very loudly: WOW! THAT'S A LOT OF NOISE! Sammy: Ok, OEJ, how about letting Felix do a couple? OEJ: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! FELIX, WHY DON'T YOU DO A COUPLE? OEJ passes the flare off to Felix, who then lights off the next three shells Felix: Shouldn't we'z pull de canvas ober de boxes of shells we aren't shooting yet? Jus so deys don't splode too early? Sammy: Naw, we'z don need to do dat. Dat would slow us down. Let's reload deze tubes and shoot summ more! The kitties drag more shells over to the tubes and reload Sammy: Let's do a few more! Sammy picks up the flare and lights the next three shells. One of them breaks low and sends ember into the boxes of shells. OEJ and Felix notice and make a diplomatic retreat. Sammy lights a couple more shells first, then notices the smouldering fuses in the boxes. As the shells start to explode, Sammy dashes around the corner of the garage. A slightly startled orange kitten with slightly smoldering fur screeches to a halt on the patio. As he does, dozens of LARGE firwork shells and firecracker continue to explode, throwing colorful stars above the roof of the garage. Sammy: Whoa, dat's quite a fireworks show! Boy, I wonder whoz is doing dat? I fink I need somefing cold to drink. Got any water out here? Fluffybutt, howz about you pour a bottle of dat water over my fur? It's kind oif warm out here, izn't it? Boy, doze fireworks is noisy! Wno wants to dance? a seriously overexcited orange kitten starts dancing frenetically |
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Happy new year, Sir TV.
gives TV cat a kiss on the muzzle Care for a toast of nip wine? Cleopatra |
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Happy new year, Sir TV.
gives TV cat a kiss on the muzzle Care for a toast of nip wine? Cleopatra |
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Come here, Sammy. You'z are a pain in my fuzzy butt, but you'z a good
kitten so what the heck... gives him a kiss on the nose Happy mew year, Sammy Kitten! Whoo, you smell like sulphur. You need a bath! Tabitha |
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Come here, Sammy. You'z are a pain in my fuzzy butt, but you'z a good
kitten so what the heck... gives him a kiss on the nose Happy mew year, Sammy Kitten! Whoo, you smell like sulphur. You need a bath! Tabitha |
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OEJ comes over and says, I'll dance wif you... and off they go innocent as
can be Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message ... ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT! Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks! The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman candles. The kitties drag shells over to the tubes and drop them into place. Sammy lights a highway flare. Ok, OEJ, you wanna go first? Take dis here flare, and use it light da fuzzzes. OEJ takes the flare, walks over to the nearest tube, and lights the fuse. A few seconds later the shell fires. A couple of seconds later the sky lights up with a brilliant multicolored flower, and a resounding boom. OEJ lights the next couple of shells as well, and all the kitties gathered for the party watch the exciting sights. A few kitties with sensitive ears disappear into the house where the noise level is a lot lower. OEJ, speaking very loudly: WOW! THAT'S A LOT OF NOISE! Sammy: Ok, OEJ, how about letting Felix do a couple? OEJ: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! FELIX, WHY DON'T YOU DO A COUPLE? OEJ passes the flare off to Felix, who then lights off the next three shells Felix: Shouldn't we'z pull de canvas ober de boxes of shells we aren't shooting yet? Jus so deys don't splode too early? Sammy: Naw, we'z don need to do dat. Dat would slow us down. Let's reload deze tubes and shoot summ more! The kitties drag more shells over to the tubes and reload Sammy: Let's do a few more! Sammy picks up the flare and lights the next three shells. One of them breaks low and sends ember into the boxes of shells. OEJ and Felix notice and make a diplomatic retreat. Sammy lights a couple more shells first, then notices the smouldering fuses in the boxes. As the shells start to explode, Sammy dashes around the corner of the garage. A slightly startled orange kitten with slightly smoldering fur screeches to a halt on the patio. As he does, dozens of LARGE firwork shells and firecracker continue to explode, throwing colorful stars above the roof of the garage. Sammy: Whoa, dat's quite a fireworks show! Boy, I wonder whoz is doing dat? I fink I need somefing cold to drink. Got any water out here? Fluffybutt, howz about you pour a bottle of dat water over my fur? It's kind oif warm out here, izn't it? Boy, doze fireworks is noisy! Wno wants to dance? a seriously overexcited orange kitten starts dancing frenetically |
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OEJ comes over and says, I'll dance wif you... and off they go innocent as
can be Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message ... ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT! Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks! The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman candles. The kitties drag shells over to the tubes and drop them into place. Sammy lights a highway flare. Ok, OEJ, you wanna go first? Take dis here flare, and use it light da fuzzzes. OEJ takes the flare, walks over to the nearest tube, and lights the fuse. A few seconds later the shell fires. A couple of seconds later the sky lights up with a brilliant multicolored flower, and a resounding boom. OEJ lights the next couple of shells as well, and all the kitties gathered for the party watch the exciting sights. A few kitties with sensitive ears disappear into the house where the noise level is a lot lower. OEJ, speaking very loudly: WOW! THAT'S A LOT OF NOISE! Sammy: Ok, OEJ, how about letting Felix do a couple? OEJ: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! FELIX, WHY DON'T YOU DO A COUPLE? OEJ passes the flare off to Felix, who then lights off the next three shells Felix: Shouldn't we'z pull de canvas ober de boxes of shells we aren't shooting yet? Jus so deys don't splode too early? Sammy: Naw, we'z don need to do dat. Dat would slow us down. Let's reload deze tubes and shoot summ more! The kitties drag more shells over to the tubes and reload Sammy: Let's do a few more! Sammy picks up the flare and lights the next three shells. One of them breaks low and sends ember into the boxes of shells. OEJ and Felix notice and make a diplomatic retreat. Sammy lights a couple more shells first, then notices the smouldering fuses in the boxes. As the shells start to explode, Sammy dashes around the corner of the garage. A slightly startled orange kitten with slightly smoldering fur screeches to a halt on the patio. As he does, dozens of LARGE firwork shells and firecracker continue to explode, throwing colorful stars above the roof of the garage. Sammy: Whoa, dat's quite a fireworks show! Boy, I wonder whoz is doing dat? I fink I need somefing cold to drink. Got any water out here? Fluffybutt, howz about you pour a bottle of dat water over my fur? It's kind oif warm out here, izn't it? Boy, doze fireworks is noisy! Wno wants to dance? a seriously overexcited orange kitten starts dancing frenetically |
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TV says HHH Happ HHaappy New year... Gives a cheekrub and hands her a glass
of nip wine and holdz his up... I wuuld like ta toast yourownsef, you is a wonnerful anna citin kitty dat brings a great promis of good thingz ta come jus lika new year doez...den dey drink and soft slow music is heard and TV says.. You wanna dance dis her first dance of da nyear wif myownsef? Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in message ... Happy new year, Sir TV. gives TV cat a kiss on the muzzle Care for a toast of nip wine? Cleopatra |
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TV says HHH Happ HHaappy New year... Gives a cheekrub and hands her a glass
of nip wine and holdz his up... I wuuld like ta toast yourownsef, you is a wonnerful anna citin kitty dat brings a great promis of good thingz ta come jus lika new year doez...den dey drink and soft slow music is heard and TV says.. You wanna dance dis her first dance of da nyear wif myownsef? Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in message ... Happy new year, Sir TV. gives TV cat a kiss on the muzzle Care for a toast of nip wine? Cleopatra |
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Miss Violette wrote:
TV says HHH Happ HHaappy New year... Gives a cheekrub and hands her a glass of nip wine and holdz his up... I wuuld like ta toast yourownsef, you is a wonnerful anna citin kitty dat brings a great promis of good thingz ta come jus lika new year doez...den dey drink and soft slow music is heard and TV says.. You wanna dance dis her first dance of da nyear wif myownsef? I would love to! Lead on... Cleopatra |
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