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Iyam smartur nor Uncl Bill
But wut else iss noo.
Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna putted it on its side by da dressur. I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer. I wuz noyed. Butted I spend evury minut wen he wuz awake an inna rum seepin on dat soup- case. It is furry cumfurtabl butted I wud YOOZHULLY onee rests and seep on it part uv da time becuz der are furry nic chers and da cuddly- bed and effun da FLOOR is fluffy an sof. I onee gotted off itt to eet an drink an do da udder stuff wen hee wass out. I also, ub cours, got in da cuddly wen he was seepin. Our Meowmie did tell mee to tak car uv himm, affur all. Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. I slep wiff my adorable widdle paw offur mynown nodze, Hee kennot resist dat. Hee spent part of yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup- case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee. In uver nooze, Uncl Bill anna Bear wuz on der morning walk anna dey saw a deer-lady com out frum between sum buildings. Sheee wuz byootiful anna wooked at dem. Den Bear got two sited anna barked ann da deer-lady ran back too da wudz, wiff her prettee wite tale up. WooToo Da deer-lady iss wuvly. Iyhaff seed her frum da windo. Butted shee iss not ass prettee az mee. WooToo ISS furry smart. Sunrise, da PRITTY wun. -- "Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own." Nelson Algren |
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Iyam smartur nor Uncl Bill
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... But wut else iss noo. Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna putted it on its side by da dressur. I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer.... Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. ... Hee spent part of yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup- case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.... Let's see if I've got this right... Bill was to go on a trip, but he couldn't - because "the pretty one" was asleep on his suitcase??? You're a true slave, Bill! (PS - Happurry New Miaow!) -- MatSav |
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On Jan 1, 5:24 am, "MatSav" matthew | dot | savage | at | dsl | dot |
pipex | dot | com wrote: "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... But wut else iss noo. Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna putted it on its side by da dressur. I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer.... Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. ... Hee spent part of yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup- case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.... Let's see if I've got this right... Bill was to go on a trip, but he couldn't - because "the pretty one" was asleep on his suitcase??? You're a true slave, Bill! I wasn't going anywhere but she made darn SURE I wasn't. I don't know the motivation, actually, but that old "soup-case" was suddenly her favorite resting place. She must not be worried anymore as she is now asleep on the bed, with her paw over her nose. And happy niew meaow to you too. By the way, I posted that here by mistake. It was supposed to .community and not .anecdotes. Will in New Haven -- "one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs." -- Robert Firth (PS - Happurry New Miaow!) -- MatSav |
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Iyam smartur nor Uncl Bill
we saw dat you did this butted, is was kewl anyway andda folkz liked it.
Anna yes, u wuddent go if da catz thru a bigbig fit. Piglet knowing these things. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jan 1, 5:24 am, "MatSav" matthew | dot | savage | at | dsl | dot | pipex | dot | com wrote: "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... But wut else iss noo. Hee wuz makin da howlymonster eet da flor anna I wuz stayn outa da weigh. Hee got diss box dat hee puts stuff in wen hee go way. He call it a soup-case. He moft it wen hee wuz usin da howlymonster anna putted it on its side by da dressur. I know what DAT meen. He waz gonna go sumwer.... Butted I stayed on da soup-case anna I mad sur I wooked reely-reely KYUTE, so hee woun' wanna disturb mee. ... Hee spent part of yesterday away but not a longlong trip like he wud tak wid da soup- case. I haff wun anna Uncl Bill iss not unhappee bout it. It wuz for hiss own gud, which iss basically too mak mee happee.... Let's see if I've got this right... Bill was to go on a trip, but he couldn't - because "the pretty one" was asleep on his suitcase??? You're a true slave, Bill! I wasn't going anywhere but she made darn SURE I wasn't. I don't know the motivation, actually, but that old "soup-case" was suddenly her favorite resting place. She must not be worried anymore as she is now asleep on the bed, with her paw over her nose. And happy niew meaow to you too. By the way, I posted that here by mistake. It was supposed to .community and not .anecdotes. Will in New Haven -- "one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs." -- Robert Firth (PS - Happurry New Miaow!) -- MatSav |
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