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OT Joke about Truth

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Old February 6th 07, 03:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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For once, an ETERNAL TRUTH...

Sometimes you will cry
and no one will see your tears...

Sometimes you will laugh
and no one will see you smile...

Sometimes you will fear
and no one will see you shudder...

Sometimes you will fall
and no one sees you struggle...

Sometimes you will lie
and no one will catch you up...

Sometimes you will be late
and no one seems to notice...

But fart just one time....

Old February 6th 07, 04:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Tue, 6 Feb 2007 09:09:58 -0500, Matthew wrote:

But fart just one time....

NEVV-ah! Never have; never will.

(PS: One of my Rules for Living is:
Never fart in an empty elevator.

Joey DoWop Dee
Remember: It is To Laugh


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