We ar furry infurrested in Meomies akshuns tonite.

we iz all beri kuruz, OEJ
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On Dec 28, 10:14 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i iz sure she wunt hert ursefz, anna sekret santa wundt send anything bad,
Trudi, beri kuruz"rafflescat"
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No! Sekrit Santa wus furry furry kynd an we luffs him...but dats ware
Meomie gotta bocks....we wil keep yureselfz infurrmed.
Sukie wiffa spyglass n fingerprint bwush.

but ur know i wuz juzt thinkin, iz der sucha thing aza xtra tweetz, OEJ
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On Dec 28, 10:22 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
we thinkz ursef shuld see ifin itza 'shroomz, ifin it iz, den dey hazta
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ursef an extra tweet beclawz dez thinz taked up rum in urz sekret santa
box,
OEJ, wrinklin herown noze atta thote"rafflescat"
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Wees finking dey shood giff us extwa tweetz ennyway cos of awl ower
thott pwocesses gettin used up.....

hmmmh....yes..

Jack n Harry

da soft realee liks doze shroomz, da furee kan take dem or leef dem, i sayz
leef dem, OEJ
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2010 14:19:51 -0800, rafflescat wrote:

Yeuch! No we dussnt! Dare wus a howse bowt 5 myles away dat grew
catnabitz an de police fownded it cos it wus a hot spot to the police
heckiltopper.. fingy. N dey wus awl sended tu da hoomin cattery fur
yeers! Mushyrhums ar agustin n Paw n Meomie eetz dem awl da tyme.....bet
itz mushyrhums....hisspit....hates dem....

Jack, Harry n Sukie

Mine Paw is 'sgusting like dat too - him likes mushrooms. But Meowmie is
more logical an smart and duzn't like dem.

I dun't know why dey putted it in da dark cupboard, but I'z purrty sure
dat dey is startin to grow some stuff. Mineown guess would be cat grass
or nip. When it's growed fur a while you can eat it an it tastez good.

I keep tellin mineown hoomins to grow usses some cat grass, but do they
listen? NNNOOOO!

Sammy

Da Gramby iz pasdt dat age now. Her is just plane krazy anna we iz uzed to
it by nowz. Piglett looking to be sure Gramby isn't listening."rafflescat"
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On Dec 28, 7:58 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Gudnez graciouz whateffer kud dat be? Piglett having never hear of such
goings on."rafflescat" wrote in
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Oh Piglett! Dis is sumfin weese neffur heerd of eiffur! Wees a bit
wurrit bowt Meomie - shees atta funny age yu knows. Purr Meomie, hope
she doesn't aim dat knifey at us!

Jack, Harry n Sukie

yeUP, wee awl iz beri kuruz tew..keap usses poasted on wat iz goin on. Luvz,
Mosey, PookieKat, Pipps n Sqweex
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we iz all beri kuruz, OEJ

i iz sure she wunt hert ursefz, anna sekret santa wundt send anything
bad,
Trudi, beri kuruz"

No! Sekrit Santa wus furry furry kynd an we luffs him...but dats ware
Meomie gotta bocks....we wil keep yureselfz infurrmed.
Sukie wiffa spyglass n fingerprint bwush.

i hoap it was not a fudz that she drownned.
beauty


No.....we wudda twipped hur up iffen it had bin fudz.......ooops....
(shees lissenin...)
We owerself fink itz sumfin dat growz cos her n Paw dus fings lyke dat
inna gardun inna summur. But whu wantz wintur fwowerz gwowin owta
kubburd?

Jack, Harry n Sukie

Mabbee dem iz growin sum hoomin nip? err gnot. hoo gnowz?
Luvz
Mosey

Dat mite be rite OEJ, ai m bettin on kittie gwass. yeUP. Luvz Mosey

efur hersef iz makin ursef furminted mousee, or itz kittee gwass, OEJ the
wise

Tonite Meomie stabbed a bocks tu deff. She stabbed it n stabbed it n
dwowned it jist in case it wus still awive. Aftur she dwowned it, she
put it inna dark warm airy kubburd n sed "rite, dats dat! Now we hasta
wate".
Kittiez... wate fur whut?
Has enny of yu got enny idearmunts? Cos we dussnt. Awl we nose is dat
it kummed frum ower Sekrit Santa bocks.

Jack , Harry n Sukie wotchin Meomie

ai fink et iz da nip myownself. OEJ Iffen et iz owt gwass, den yeUP dat
cud mayke dem hurk up hayer bawlz n anna dekorate da karpet. ai hoap et iz
sum nip. Luvz Mosey

ver pozzible itsa nip or efin owt grazz fur urer sefz ta eat so ursef kan
hurk up anna dekorate da karpet, efur wuld be gud, but i wuld purfur da
nip, OEJ


efur hersef iz makin ursef furminted mousee, or itz kittee gwass,
OEJ the wise

Kittee gwass? Lyke de catnip? Onny fwesh?

Jack turns to look at Harry...is awl myne Harry ....ok?
Harry crosses his back legs, his eyes, n his claws...errrh...ok Jack,
ok.

Sukie stretches out her razor sharp claws....yu boyz fite among
yureselfz....keep bizzy. Lyke me....

efur hersef iz makin ursef furminted mousee, or itz kittee gwass,
OEJ the wise

Kittee gwass? Lyke de catnip? Onny fwesh?

Jack turns to look at Harry...is awl myne Harry ....ok?
Harry crosses his back legs, his eyes, n his claws...errrh...ok Jack,
ok.
Umkay Jack, yoo can shayer, kant yew? shayering iz gudgud.

Sukie stretches out her razor sharp claws....yu boyz fite among
yureselfz....keep bizzy. Lyke me....

Mosey waffs....yoo tell em Sukie

Kitty grass duznt hav thu, uhhh, kik, uv 'nip. Itz sposed tu be lyke
lawn grass, onlee tastier becuz it haz thu oat plants and fings innit
that yu duznt git inna lawn. Its sposed tu help thu dijeschun.

Meomies sez itz tutu eggpensive fur wat it iz, an in eny case, we duznt
need eny help in cleerin out ower stomaks cuz that hapins kwuite offin
enuff az it iz.

Mosey finks abaowt diz. ai dunt nead inny hulp wiff mai dijeschun eether,
but ai kant eet INNY kynd uv kibble cuz ai hab uh funny tummy n ai hurk et
up. Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt !!!

--
Sam

Purrhapz, iffin it iz uh chiapet fur kitteez, it wyll gro NIP???
I betcha!!!
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Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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cheeapetz iz a silly hoomin toy whut iz giffed in the us fur
kissamowze, i iznotted sure ifin itz giffed ofur pwazes, it iz a
shape, made of clay, anna den ursef getz it wet, spreadz on deze pazte
anna stuff growz outta it, da bezt one iza lamb anna poodlez, OEJ, who
watche da soft efin killa cheeapet in haf da time da box sayz it will
grow
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On Dec 28, 9:43 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i bets itsa cheea pet fur kitteez, trudi"Granby"
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Oh! Wats dat? Is gudgud?

Jack, Harry n Sukie