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you know you are a slave
when you are cleaning a cat box on your hands and knees and a cat hops onto
your back to inspect your work... and you turn carefully after cleaning the box... crawl down the hall to the next box, without disturbing the aforementioned cat... and DH comes into the house sees the proceedings and talks to the cat like this is supposed to be how it is... said cat remains on your back whilst cleaning the next box, and when you are done you request the cat disembark to the vanity so you can move to the next one... and said cat disembarks to admire herself in the mirror... Lee |
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you know you are a slave
hehehehe, dat iz one smart kitten. Willow having done the same only I
stayed on grambyz back whilez her was mopping da floorz in da kitchenz. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... when you are cleaning a cat box on your hands and knees and a cat hops onto your back to inspect your work... and you turn carefully after cleaning the box... crawl down the hall to the next box, without disturbing the aforementioned cat... and DH comes into the house sees the proceedings and talks to the cat like this is supposed to be how it is... said cat remains on your back whilst cleaning the next box, and when you are done you request the cat disembark to the vanity so you can move to the next one... and said cat disembarks to admire herself in the mirror... Lee |
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you know you are a slave
u tell this on the other group of I WILL. You make so much fun of me
sometimes!!! "Granby" wrote in message ... hehehehe, dat iz one smart kitten. Willow having done the same only I stayed on grambyz back whilez her was mopping da floorz in da kitchenz. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... when you are cleaning a cat box on your hands and knees and a cat hops onto your back to inspect your work... and you turn carefully after cleaning the box... crawl down the hall to the next box, without disturbing the aforementioned cat... and DH comes into the house sees the proceedings and talks to the cat like this is supposed to be how it is... said cat remains on your back whilst cleaning the next box, and when you are done you request the cat disembark to the vanity so you can move to the next one... and said cat disembarks to admire herself in the mirror... Lee |
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you know you are a slave
Stormmee wrote:
when you are cleaning a cat box on your hands and knees and a cat hops onto your back to inspect your work... and you turn carefully after cleaning the box... crawl down the hall to the next box, without disturbing the aforementioned cat... and DH comes into the house sees the proceedings and talks to the cat like this is supposed to be how it is... said cat remains on your back whilst cleaning the next box, and when you are done you request the cat disembark to the vanity so you can move to the next one... and said cat disembarks to admire herself in the mirror... Lee Mistletoe says "yoo is trained good" Sam, supervised by Mistletoe |
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you know you are a slave
Stormmee wrote:
when you are cleaning a cat box on your hands and knees and a cat hops onto your back to inspect your work... and you turn carefully after cleaning the box... crawl down the hall to the next box, without disturbing the aforementioned cat... and DH comes into the house sees the proceedings and talks to the cat like this is supposed to be how it is... said cat remains on your back whilst cleaning the next box, and when you are done you request the cat disembark to the vanity so you can move to the next one... and said cat disembarks to admire herself in the mirror... Lee LOL! You really are a well-trained slave, Lee! Just now, Miranda was up on the high bookcase. She can get down herself by jumping on a cabinet on the other side, but she was looking at me and meowing urgently, so I got up, walked over, and bent over so she could jump down on my back. I'm just her step-ladder, you know. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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you know you are a slave
I so relate, the blessing is that Trudi only weighs around eight pounds, if
it had been TV at around 18 I am not sure I could have got from the first box to the second... Lee Marina wrote in message ... Stormmee wrote: when you are cleaning a cat box on your hands and knees and a cat hops onto your back to inspect your work... and you turn carefully after cleaning the box... crawl down the hall to the next box, without disturbing the aforementioned cat... and DH comes into the house sees the proceedings and talks to the cat like this is supposed to be how it is... said cat remains on your back whilst cleaning the next box, and when you are done you request the cat disembark to the vanity so you can move to the next one... and said cat disembarks to admire herself in the mirror... Lee LOL! You really are a well-trained slave, Lee! Just now, Miranda was up on the high bookcase. She can get down herself by jumping on a cabinet on the other side, but she was looking at me and meowing urgently, so I got up, walked over, and bent over so she could jump down on my back. I'm just her step-ladder, you know. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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you know you are a slave
Stormmee wrote:
I so relate, the blessing is that Trudi only weighs around eight pounds, Yeah, luckily Mir doesn't weigh that much. Unluckily, Caliban must follow Mir's lead in everything, so he learned to jump on Meowmie, too. And aliban weighs much more than Mir. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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you know you are a slave
LOL! You really are a well-trained slave, Lee! Just now, Miranda was up
on the high bookcase. She can get down herself by jumping on a cabinet on the other side, but she was looking at me and meowing urgently, so I got up, walked over, and bent over so she could jump down on my back. I'm just her step-ladder, you know. Ranger has learned the same trick. He likes to jump up on top of the door to the shower enclosure while I'm showering. He sometimes jumps down before I'm finished, but now more often than not he stays there the whole time. Then when I've gotten out and dried off he *intentionally* makes it look like he's about to fall so that I'll stand next to him and let him step down on to my shoulders. He never starts to lose his balance unless I'm dried off and have a towel over my shoulders. Isn't that a strange coincidence? |
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you know you are a slave
funny how that works, Lee
Daniel Mahoney wrote in message news LOL! You really are a well-trained slave, Lee! Just now, Miranda was up on the high bookcase. She can get down herself by jumping on a cabinet on the other side, but she was looking at me and meowing urgently, so I got up, walked over, and bent over so she could jump down on my back. I'm just her step-ladder, you know. Ranger has learned the same trick. He likes to jump up on top of the door to the shower enclosure while I'm showering. He sometimes jumps down before I'm finished, but now more often than not he stays there the whole time. Then when I've gotten out and dried off he *intentionally* makes it look like he's about to fall so that I'll stand next to him and let him step down on to my shoulders. He never starts to lose his balance unless I'm dried off and have a towel over my shoulders. Isn't that a strange coincidence? |
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