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  #1  
Old July 9th 06, 07:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default I iz inna prizin

-so OEJ telled you bowt owrz adventure inna penthowze anna gointa ted,
butted her neglectied ta tell you dat mine treetmint iz eifn worze dan
herz... da ted stealed mine blood, den i startedta gota sleep butted i
fighted dem *ted telled soft i wuza "wild woman" * snickerz... but it wuz 2
hooman aginzt a little girlcat so i wented ta sleep, when i waked up i wuz
missin some tummy furz, not muc butted it sure wuz sore efin do dat nazti
ted geifed minself a pain shot... I sleeped alla day anna nite anna i
notiezed dat OEJ wuz gone when i waked up one time, so i thinked furri had
kometa getmineself butte it wuz almozt forefur befure he getted mineself...
When i getted home instead of lettin mineself play wif chester furri letted
OEJ owta prisin anna putted mineself in... I haz been stuck in her sinze
den... Soft iz lafin atta minesef kuz furri sayed i wuz klimin lika monkey
anna i wantz owt, anna i iz tellin dem atta all howrz of da day anna nite...
Den dey wuz gointa da toona plaze anna furri putted an ztra lock onna prisin
juzt kuz i almozt gotted da door opin anna scaped... da onliezt gud thing
'bowt alla diz iz dat der wuz gushy fudz inna prisin when i getted put in...
butted dey wented bakta dry alredi... Stormmee


  #2  
Old July 9th 06, 05:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default I iz inna prizin

[Rebecca 'ports into Stormmee's prison]

Sshh, Stormmee, dont tell enneehoomin dat I wuz heer, but I bringed you sum
mor gushy fudz. If derez anyfing else yoo wantz while yooz in heer, let
ussez know an sumkittee will bring it. Ize glad yoo iz feelin pritty gud
after da ordeel.

[Rebecca 'ports out again]

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
-so OEJ telled you bowt owrz adventure inna penthowze anna gointa ted,
butted her neglectied ta tell you dat mine treetmint iz eifn worze dan
herz... da ted stealed mine blood, den i startedta gota sleep butted i
fighted dem *ted telled soft i wuza "wild woman" * snickerz... but it wuz
2
hooman aginzt a little girlcat so i wented ta sleep, when i waked up i wuz
missin some tummy furz, not muc butted it sure wuz sore efin do dat nazti
ted geifed minself a pain shot... I sleeped alla day anna nite anna i
notiezed dat OEJ wuz gone when i waked up one time, so i thinked furri had
kometa getmineself butte it wuz almozt forefur befure he getted
mineself...
When i getted home instead of lettin mineself play wif chester furri
letted
OEJ owta prisin anna putted mineself in... I haz been stuck in her sinze
den... Soft iz lafin atta minesef kuz furri sayed i wuz klimin lika monkey
anna i wantz owt, anna i iz tellin dem atta all howrz of da day anna
nite...
Den dey wuz gointa da toona plaze anna furri putted an ztra lock onna
prisin
juzt kuz i almozt gotted da door opin anna scaped... da onliezt gud thing
'bowt alla diz iz dat der wuz gushy fudz inna prisin when i getted put
in...
butted dey wented bakta dry alredi... Stormmee




  #3  
Old July 9th 06, 05:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Default I iz inna prizin

You poor deer, Stormee! Don wurry, yul feel better in a few dayz; all
of usses went thru dis.

[Grooms Stormy's head] you try to sleep a liddle, den eet sum of dat
gushy fuds da Rebecca broughtid to you, OK?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/9/2006 12:37:34 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
  #4  
Old July 10th 06, 12:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
PixieDust413
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Default I iz inna prizin

Stormmee, do you need a Caretaking Kitty to teleport over and take care
of yourownselves?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
Queen Of The Moggies

Can I teleport over and smurgle with you?
Cousin Rosco


Stormmee wrote:
-so OEJ telled you bowt owrz adventure inna penthowze anna gointa ted,
butted her neglectied ta tell you dat mine treetmint iz eifn worze dan
herz... da ted stealed mine blood, den i startedta gota sleep butted i
fighted dem *ted telled soft i wuza "wild woman" * snickerz... but it wuz 2
hooman aginzt a little girlcat so i wented ta sleep, when i waked up i wuz
missin some tummy furz, not muc butted it sure wuz sore efin do dat nazti
ted geifed minself a pain shot... I sleeped alla day anna nite anna i
notiezed dat OEJ wuz gone when i waked up one time, so i thinked furri had
kometa getmineself butte it wuz almozt forefur befure he getted mineself...
When i getted home instead of lettin mineself play wif chester furri letted
OEJ owta prisin anna putted mineself in... I haz been stuck in her sinze
den... Soft iz lafin atta minesef kuz furri sayed i wuz klimin lika monkey
anna i wantz owt, anna i iz tellin dem atta all howrz of da day anna nite...
Den dey wuz gointa da toona plaze anna furri putted an ztra lock onna prisin
juzt kuz i almozt gotted da door opin anna scaped... da onliezt gud thing
'bowt alla diz iz dat der wuz gushy fudz inna prisin when i getted put in...
butted dey wented bakta dry alredi... Stormmee


  #5  
Old July 10th 06, 02:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default I iz inna prizin

thank yourownsef, Furri iz lettin minesef sit on hiz lap fur a little bit
efuri day but he still won't let mineself owt, Stormmee
Rebecca wrote in message
.. .
[Rebecca 'ports into Stormmee's prison]

Sshh, Stormmee, dont tell enneehoomin dat I wuz heer, but I bringed you

sum
mor gushy fudz. If derez anyfing else yoo wantz while yooz in heer, let
ussez know an sumkittee will bring it. Ize glad yoo iz feelin pritty gud
after da ordeel.

[Rebecca 'ports out again]

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
-so OEJ telled you bowt owrz adventure inna penthowze anna gointa ted,
butted her neglectied ta tell you dat mine treetmint iz eifn worze dan
herz... da ted stealed mine blood, den i startedta gota sleep butted i
fighted dem *ted telled soft i wuza "wild woman" * snickerz... but it

wuz
2
hooman aginzt a little girlcat so i wented ta sleep, when i waked up i

wuz
missin some tummy furz, not muc butted it sure wuz sore efin do dat

nazti
ted geifed minself a pain shot... I sleeped alla day anna nite anna i
notiezed dat OEJ wuz gone when i waked up one time, so i thinked furri

had
kometa getmineself butte it wuz almozt forefur befure he getted
mineself...
When i getted home instead of lettin mineself play wif chester furri
letted
OEJ owta prisin anna putted mineself in... I haz been stuck in her sinze
den... Soft iz lafin atta minesef kuz furri sayed i wuz klimin lika

monkey
anna i wantz owt, anna i iz tellin dem atta all howrz of da day anna
nite...
Den dey wuz gointa da toona plaze anna furri putted an ztra lock onna
prisin
juzt kuz i almozt gotted da door opin anna scaped... da onliezt gud

thing
'bowt alla diz iz dat der wuz gushy fudz inna prisin when i getted put
in...
butted dey wented bakta dry alredi... Stormmee






  #6  
Old July 10th 06, 02:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default I iz inna prizin

thank yourownself i duz feelz better juzt da stuupid hoomanz don't seeit,
Stormmee
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
You poor deer, Stormee! Don wurry, yul feel better in a few dayz; all
of usses went thru dis.

[Grooms Stormy's head] you try to sleep a liddle, den eet sum of dat
gushy fuds da Rebecca broughtid to you, OK?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
7/9/2006 12:37:34 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net



  #7  
Old July 10th 06, 02:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default I iz inna prizin

thank yourownsef, i duz feel purti gud, what i need iza hooman disiplinin
kitty ta purnish mine hoomanz, Stormmee grateful fur da 'tentinz
PixieDust413 wrote in message
oups.com...
Stormmee, do you need a Caretaking Kitty to teleport over and take care
of yourownselves?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
Queen Of The Moggies

Can I teleport over and smurgle with you?
Cousin Rosco


Stormmee wrote:
-so OEJ telled you bowt owrz adventure inna penthowze anna gointa ted,
butted her neglectied ta tell you dat mine treetmint iz eifn worze dan
herz... da ted stealed mine blood, den i startedta gota sleep butted i
fighted dem *ted telled soft i wuza "wild woman" * snickerz... but it

wuz 2
hooman aginzt a little girlcat so i wented ta sleep, when i waked up i

wuz
missin some tummy furz, not muc butted it sure wuz sore efin do dat

nazti
ted geifed minself a pain shot... I sleeped alla day anna nite anna i
notiezed dat OEJ wuz gone when i waked up one time, so i thinked furri

had
kometa getmineself butte it wuz almozt forefur befure he getted

mineself...
When i getted home instead of lettin mineself play wif chester furri

letted
OEJ owta prisin anna putted mineself in... I haz been stuck in her sinze
den... Soft iz lafin atta minesef kuz furri sayed i wuz klimin lika

monkey
anna i wantz owt, anna i iz tellin dem atta all howrz of da day anna

nite...
Den dey wuz gointa da toona plaze anna furri putted an ztra lock onna

prisin
juzt kuz i almozt gotted da door opin anna scaped... da onliezt gud

thing
'bowt alla diz iz dat der wuz gushy fudz inna prisin when i getted put

in...
butted dey wented bakta dry alredi... Stormmee




 




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