Sum Kweschuns frum a Divotud Reader

Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?

Maggy May: I raised r d*g Bear frum wen hee wuz a liddle puppy butted
he wunt lern bout da littur-box neether. Sinc he gotta wak Uncl Bill
twice a day ennyway, dis has turned out too be cornvenient. Still, it
don' seem fare. A furry nice d*ggy totted r fren Miss Piglet too use
da box, wy can't wee trane d*gs to yooz it? But it seems
impossiwoggle, sew I wunt wurry bout it.

Reader: Alzo, iz it rong for Bozo to bark wen peepl cum to da dor?
Shud I teech him gnot to?

Maggy May: Let him bark wen der iz a reezun. R d*gz iz heer to protec
us. Da bark iz to warn usses sew wee can hide frum strangurs an gett
reddy to pet an get treets frum gud peepl.

Dat iz all da kweschuns and adbices for tooday.

--
Maggy May
Sunrise, eksekutiv produser and da PRITTY WUN
Missy: director an assistunt producer
Bear: Props an fetching

Maggy May, mos D*Gs iz tu bug for a lidderbox. Dat wud tke up too much or
our runnink room in da houze. Bes ta let dem go in da out. Piglet thinking
about this.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?

Maggy May: I raised r d*g Bear frum wen hee wuz a liddle puppy butted
he wunt lern bout da littur-box neether. Sinc he gotta wak Uncl Bill
twice a day ennyway, dis has turned out too be cornvenient. Still, it
don' seem fare. A furry nice d*ggy totted r fren Miss Piglet too use
da box, wy can't wee trane d*gs to yooz it? But it seems
impossiwoggle, sew I wunt wurry bout it.

Reader: Alzo, iz it rong for Bozo to bark wen peepl cum to da dor?
Shud I teech him gnot to?

Maggy May: Let him bark wen der iz a reezun. R d*gz iz heer to protec
us. Da bark iz to warn usses sew wee can hide frum strangurs an gett
reddy to pet an get treets frum gud peepl.

Dat iz all da kweschuns and adbices for tooday.

--
Maggy May
Sunrise, eksekutiv produser and da PRITTY WUN
Missy: director an assistunt producer
Bear: Props an fetching

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Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?

Maggy May: I raised r d*g Bear frum wen hee wuz a liddle puppy butted
he wunt lern bout da littur-box neether. Sinc he gotta wak Uncl Bill
twice a day ennyway, dis has turned out too be cornvenient. Still, it
don' seem fare. A furry nice d*ggy totted r fren Miss Piglet too use
da box, wy can't wee trane d*gs to yooz it? But it seems
impossiwoggle, sew I wunt wurry bout it.

Reader: Alzo, iz it rong for Bozo to bark wen peepl cum to da dor?
Shud I teech him gnot to?

Maggy May: Let him bark wen der iz a reezun. R d*gz iz heer to protec
us. Da bark iz to warn usses sew wee can hide frum strangurs an gett
reddy to pet an get treets frum gud peepl.

Dat iz all da kweschuns and adbices for tooday.

*Onyx gets all excited, and raises his paw*

I hazza kweschun!!! I hazza kweschun!!! Ohfur heer!!!!! I hazza furry
impurrtint kweschun, Maggy May!!!!!!!

How much wood wuld a woodchuk chuk iffin a woodchuk kuld chuk wood?????

Ooh, ooh, ooh!!! I jist fawt uf anuffur kweschun!!!!!

Wich kaym befur da uffur... da chiken ur da egg?????

Dat iz alla da kweschunz I haf fur now. Iffin I fink uf ennymorer, I
willz pozt demselfz, hokay???

--- Onyx

Onyx u forgotteed da mostz importan kueszion.
Iffin ten hornz are made our of te n, what duz dey makez fog hornz outof?
"Cory" wrote in message
g...
In article 99025fb7-7680-4ee2-8a2c-b75ddebdcf67
@k7g2000hsd.googlegroups.com, says...
Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?

Maggy May: I raised r d*g Bear frum wen hee wuz a liddle puppy butted
he wunt lern bout da littur-box neether. Sinc he gotta wak Uncl Bill
twice a day ennyway, dis has turned out too be cornvenient. Still, it
don' seem fare. A furry nice d*ggy totted r fren Miss Piglet too use
da box, wy can't wee trane d*gs to yooz it? But it seems
impossiwoggle, sew I wunt wurry bout it.

Reader: Alzo, iz it rong for Bozo to bark wen peepl cum to da dor?
Shud I teech him gnot to?

Maggy May: Let him bark wen der iz a reezun. R d*gz iz heer to protec
us. Da bark iz to warn usses sew wee can hide frum strangurs an gett
reddy to pet an get treets frum gud peepl.

Dat iz all da kweschuns and adbices for tooday.

*Onyx gets all excited, and raises his paw*

I hazza kweschun!!! I hazza kweschun!!! Ohfur heer!!!!! I hazza furry
impurrtint kweschun, Maggy May!!!!!!!

How much wood wuld a woodchuk chuk iffin a woodchuk kuld chuk wood?????

Ooh, ooh, ooh!!! I jist fawt uf anuffur kweschun!!!!!

Wich kaym befur da uffur... da chiken ur da egg?????

Dat iz alla da kweschunz I haf fur now. Iffin I fink uf ennymorer, I
willz pozt demselfz, hokay???

--- Onyx

On Sep 4, 8:45*am, Cory wrote:
In article 99025fb7-7680-4ee2-8a2c-b75ddebdcf67
@k7g2000hsd.googlegroups.com, says...





Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?

Maggy May: I raised r d*g Bear frum wen hee wuz a liddle puppy butted
he wunt lern bout da littur-box neether. Sinc *he gotta wak Uncl Bill
twice a day ennyway, dis has turned out too be cornvenient. Still, it
don' seem fare. A furry nice d*ggy totted r fren Miss Piglet too use
da box, wy can't wee trane d*gs to yooz it? But it seems
impossiwoggle, sew I wunt wurry bout it.

Reader: Alzo, iz it rong for Bozo to bark wen peepl cum to da dor?
Shud I teech him gnot to?

Maggy May: Let him bark wen der iz a reezun. R d*gz iz heer to protec
us. Da bark iz to warn usses sew wee can hide frum strangurs an gett
reddy to pet an get treets frum gud peepl.

Dat iz all da kweschuns and adbices for tooday.

*Onyx gets all excited, and raises his paw*

I hazza kweschun!!! *I hazza kweschun!!! *Ohfur heer!!!!! *I hazza furry
impurrtint kweschun, Maggy May!!!!!!!

How much wood wuld a woodchuk chuk iffin a woodchuk kuld chuk wood?????

Awl ub it. Wut wud bee da pint ub stopping.


Ooh, ooh, ooh!!! *I jist fawt uf anuffur kweschun!!!!!

Wich kaym befur da uffur... da chiken ur da egg?????

Da egg, beclawz da hoominz eets it for brekkus wile we don' get chikum
befour lumch.

Fangu for da kweschuns

--
Maggy May



Dat iz alla da kweschunz I haf fur now. *Iffin I fink uf ennymorer, I
willz pozt demselfz, hokay???

--- Onyx- Hide quoted text -

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Yep, Piglet, d*gs hafta go outside tew doo tere 'bizness'. I fink dey haf
no idear wat a lidderbawx iz. Et jest fur usses cats. N Maggy May iz rite
bout the protextion barking fing. But sum d*gs jest wont shut up awl day
longh. Dey jest wike da sownd uf dere own voices. Gudgud d*gs barking tew
protext usses n r slaves.. Meowmie had a Boxer wen hur wuz widdle n he wuz
furry bootiful, n he protexted our famlee frum a badbad man ho tryed tew
brake inna house. He bit dat bad man hard, n da man went tew jail..Eric wuz
da Boxers name. Gudgud d*ggie.
Mosey

Maggy May, mos D*Gs iz tu bug for a lidderbox. Dat wud tke up too much or
our runnink room in da houze. Bes ta let dem go in da out. Piglet
thinking about this.
"Will in New Haven" ...
Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?

Maggy May: I raised r d*g Bear frum wen hee wuz a liddle puppy butted
he wunt lern bout da littur-box neether. Sinc he gotta wak Uncl Bill
twice a day ennyway, dis has turned out too be cornvenient. Still, it
don' seem fare. A furry nice d*ggy totted r fren Miss Piglet too use
da box, wy can't wee trane d*gs to yooz it? But it seems
impossiwoggle, sew I wunt wurry bout it.

Reader: Alzo, iz it rong for Bozo to bark wen peepl cum to da dor?
Shud I teech him gnot to?

Maggy May: Let him bark wen der iz a reezun. R d*gz iz heer to protec
us. Da bark iz to warn usses sew wee can hide frum strangurs an gett
reddy to pet an get treets frum gud peepl.

Dat iz all da kweschuns and adbices for tooday.

--
Maggy May
Sunrise, eksekutiv produser and da PRITTY WUN
Missy: director an assistunt producer
Bear: Props an fetching

Seement Fawg? hee hee hee
Mosey
da smarta** cat

Onyx u forgotteed da mostz importan kueszion.
Iffin ten hornz are made our of te n, what duz dey makez fog hornz outof?
"Cory" ...

Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?

Maggy May: I raised r d*g Bear frum wen hee wuz a liddle puppy butted
he wunt lern bout da littur-box neether. Sinc he gotta wak Uncl Bill
twice a day ennyway, dis has turned out too be cornvenient. Still, it
don' seem fare. A furry nice d*ggy totted r fren Miss Piglet too use
da box, wy can't wee trane d*gs to yooz it? But it seems
impossiwoggle, sew I wunt wurry bout it.

Reader: Alzo, iz it rong for Bozo to bark wen peepl cum to da dor?
Shud I teech him gnot to?

Maggy May: Let him bark wen der iz a reezun. R d*gz iz heer to protec
us. Da bark iz to warn usses sew wee can hide frum strangurs an gett
reddy to pet an get treets frum gud peepl.

Dat iz all da kweschuns and adbices for tooday.

*Onyx gets all excited, and raises his paw*

I hazza kweschun!!! I hazza kweschun!!! Ohfur heer!!!!! I hazza furry
impurrtint kweschun, Maggy May!!!!!!!

How much wood wuld a woodchuk chuk iffin a woodchuk kuld chuk wood?????

Ooh, ooh, ooh!!! I jist fawt uf anuffur kweschun!!!!!

Wich kaym befur da uffur... da chiken ur da egg?????

Dat iz alla da kweschunz I haf fur now. Iffin I fink uf ennymorer, I
willz pozt demselfz, hokay???

--- Onyx