Diss Umkundishunal Luv Bidness (frum d*gs)

Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.

Wut iff da fudz dish is out ub plase? Lets seigh dat it is two or
three paws to da leff ub wer it is suPOSED to bee. Now da d*ggy will
seigh "o gudee, fudz" (aldo gnot as elegantly as I seight it) an wag
hisown tale an eet an fank his hoomin.

Butted da PROPURR respons iz to wook at da bole in disbeLEEF an den
yip at da hoomin until hee moffs it to wer it belongs. Moffing it
wunSEF, wiff wuns OAN paw, is gnot akseptabl.

An wut iff da wadder in r bole iz shallo an warm an has sum smel I
don' wike. AGANE da d*ggy iz greatful four wuttever hee gets an drinks
it in bigbig slurpy gulps, like a horsie.

Butted da PROPURR response is to wook at da water bole an beep at da
hoomin. Den it iz gudgud to put a paw in da wadder an wik sum wadder
off yoor paw. If dis duz gnot bring akshun, you haff to shak yoor paw
an wook reely annoyed. And beep at da hoomin agane. If DAT duz gnot
wurk, you gotta tip da wadder bole over on da karpet. DEN it is emptee
an da hoomin GOTTA fill it.

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

--
WooToo

On Feb 26, 9:20*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.

Wut iff da fudz dish is out ub plase? Lets seigh dat it is two or
three paws to da leff ub wer it is suPOSED to bee. Now da d*ggy will
seigh "o gudee, fudz" (aldo gnot as elegantly as I seight it) an wag
hisown tale an eet an fank his hoomin.

Butted da PROPURR respons iz to wook at da bole in disbeLEEF an den
yip at da hoomin until hee moffs it to wer it belongs. Moffing it
wunSEF, wiff wuns OAN paw, is gnot akseptabl.

An wut iff da wadder in r bole iz shallo an warm an has sum smel I
don' wike. AGANE da d*ggy iz greatful four wuttever hee gets an drinks
it in bigbig slurpy gulps, like a horsie.

Butted da PROPURR response is to wook at da water bole an beep at da
hoomin. Den it iz gudgud to put a paw in da wadder an wik sum wadder
off yoor paw. If dis duz gnot bring akshun, you haff to shak yoor paw
an wook reely annoyed. And beep at da hoomin agane. If DAT duz gnot
wurk, you gotta tip da wadder bole over on da karpet. DEN it is emptee
an da hoomin GOTTA fill it.

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

--
WooToo

Hewwo WooToo Beda kitteh.

i gno d*g like dat lik horsee bery bEEg slUrpee wiff wadder shee iz
beeyooteefl boxer an i nosepoink her on da butt wen she laydown an
nott lukkin at mee. not ar d*g. i yam only pet (dis BERy gud fur me)
an awso me doo nOt eet ennysink fwum boles iffn dey iss moofed.

sumwun beehine mee waffin hr aff offf weedin bout yr zittooyayshun.

neow time go curl up in bak window. gd luk, Beedaketteh.

Meowy gry grrl

Umm, diz iz Piglet anna dumpink da wadder on da karpet at ourown houze wud
not be a fing I wud wanna du. We did dat, by akkacdent a kuple of timez and
ourown stuf iz now in da washermonsster rum. We duzedn get ta eatz in da
offize annimorez.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.

Wut iff da fudz dish is out ub plase? Lets seigh dat it is two or
three paws to da leff ub wer it is suPOSED to bee. Now da d*ggy will
seigh "o gudee, fudz" (aldo gnot as elegantly as I seight it) an wag
hisown tale an eet an fank his hoomin.

Butted da PROPURR respons iz to wook at da bole in disbeLEEF an den
yip at da hoomin until hee moffs it to wer it belongs. Moffing it
wunSEF, wiff wuns OAN paw, is gnot akseptabl.

An wut iff da wadder in r bole iz shallo an warm an has sum smel I
don' wike. AGANE da d*ggy iz greatful four wuttever hee gets an drinks
it in bigbig slurpy gulps, like a horsie.

Butted da PROPURR response is to wook at da water bole an beep at da
hoomin. Den it iz gudgud to put a paw in da wadder an wik sum wadder
off yoor paw. If dis duz gnot bring akshun, you haff to shak yoor paw
an wook reely annoyed. And beep at da hoomin agane. If DAT duz gnot
wurk, you gotta tip da wadder bole over on da karpet. DEN it is emptee
an da hoomin GOTTA fill it.

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

--
WooToo

Miss Violette teeeched uses dat dey wuz all efil, butted ifin we did get one
we wuld mak it behaf so da serfize didunt go down, OEJ, not wanting to
komplintate a d*g in herown howze
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.

Wut iff da fudz dish is out ub plase? Lets seigh dat it is two or
three paws to da leff ub wer it is suPOSED to bee. Now da d*ggy will
seigh "o gudee, fudz" (aldo gnot as elegantly as I seight it) an wag
hisown tale an eet an fank his hoomin.

Butted da PROPURR respons iz to wook at da bole in disbeLEEF an den
yip at da hoomin until hee moffs it to wer it belongs. Moffing it
wunSEF, wiff wuns OAN paw, is gnot akseptabl.

An wut iff da wadder in r bole iz shallo an warm an has sum smel I
don' wike. AGANE da d*ggy iz greatful four wuttever hee gets an drinks
it in bigbig slurpy gulps, like a horsie.

Butted da PROPURR response is to wook at da water bole an beep at da
hoomin. Den it iz gudgud to put a paw in da wadder an wik sum wadder
off yoor paw. If dis duz gnot bring akshun, you haff to shak yoor paw
an wook reely annoyed. And beep at da hoomin agane. If DAT duz gnot
wurk, you gotta tip da wadder bole over on da karpet. DEN it is emptee
an da hoomin GOTTA fill it.

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

--
WooToo

I dunt gnow inny d*gs. I yewst tew gnow one, sorta but he moved away n I
nebber saw him mutch wen he wived heer.
Meowmie alwayz maykes shure r wadder bole haz fresh
wadder innit fur usses.
Hur uzez a PUR wadder filter onna kichen sink.
Mosey
--sleepy
....
Miss Violette teeeched uses dat dey wuz all efil, butted ifin we did get
one we wuld mak it behaf so da serfize didunt go down, OEJ, not wanting to
komplintate a d*g in herown howze

Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.

Wut iff da fudz dish is out ub plase? Lets seigh dat it is two or
three paws to da leff ub wer it is suPOSED to bee. Now da d*ggy will
seigh "o gudee, fudz" (aldo gnot as elegantly as I seight it) an wag
hisown tale an eet an fank his hoomin.

Butted da PROPURR respons iz to wook at da bole in disbeLEEF an den
yip at da hoomin until hee moffs it to wer it belongs. Moffing it
wunSEF, wiff wuns OAN paw, is gnot akseptabl.

An wut iff da wadder in r bole iz shallo an warm an has sum smel I
don' wike. AGANE da d*ggy iz greatful four wuttever hee gets an drinks
it in bigbig slurpy gulps, like a horsie.

Butted da PROPURR response is to wook at da water bole an beep at da
hoomin. Den it iz gudgud to put a paw in da wadder an wik sum wadder
off yoor paw. If dis duz gnot bring akshun, you haff to shak yoor paw
an wook reely annoyed. And beep at da hoomin agane. If DAT duz gnot
wurk, you gotta tip da wadder bole over on da karpet. DEN it is emptee
an da hoomin GOTTA fill it.

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

--
WooToo

On Feb 26, 4:14*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
I dunt gnow inny d*gs. *I yewst tew gnow one, sorta but he moved away n I
nebber saw him mutch wen he wived heer.
Meowmie alwayz maykes shure r wadder bole haz fresh
wadder innit fur usses.
Hur uzez a PUR wadder filter onna kichen sink.
Mosey
--sleepy
...



Miss Violette teeeched uses dat dey wuz all efil, butted ifin we did get
one we wuld mak it behaf so da serfize didunt go down, OEJ, not wanting to
komplintate a d*g in herown howze
Az yoo awl gnow, I wike d*ggies. We haff a d*ggy nam Bear an hee iz
furry gnice. Butted dey mak it harder to trane r hoomins by setting a
bad presampl. Dis umkunishunal luv will mak hoomins fink dat dey kan
getted aweigh wiff sloppy survus. Less wook at sum eggsamples.

Wut iff da fudz dish is out ub plase? Lets seigh dat it is two or
three paws to da leff ub wer it is suPOSED to bee. Now da d*ggy will
seigh "o gudee, fudz" (aldo gnot as elegantly as I seight it) an wag
hisown tale an eet an fank his hoomin.

Butted da PROPURR respons iz to wook at da bole in disbeLEEF an den
yip at da hoomin until hee moffs it to wer it belongs. Moffing it
wunSEF, wiff wuns OAN paw, is gnot akseptabl.

An wut iff da wadder in r bole iz shallo an warm an has sum smel I
don' wike. AGANE da d*ggy iz greatful four wuttever hee gets an drinks
it in bigbig slurpy gulps, like a horsie.

Butted da PROPURR response is to wook at da water bole an beep at da
hoomin. Den it iz gudgud to put a paw in da wadder an wik sum wadder
off yoor paw. If dis duz gnot bring akshun, you haff to shak yoor paw
an wook reely annoyed. And beep at da hoomin agane. If DAT duz gnot
wurk, you gotta tip da wadder bole over on da karpet. DEN it is emptee
an da hoomin GOTTA fill it.

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

--
WooToo- Hide quoted text -

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wee awso haff da purr wadder filtr undr da sink, n i haff bigg wadder
contayner filld wif it..BUtt i AWways dwink in da baffroom sink wiff
the wadder wunning jus' so. . if not jus' so i dont dwink.. i wile da
wadder too be wunning.

gnaow i wanto sho youse dis writ by da uncleBill:

" Less wook at sum eggsamples. Wut iff da fudz dish is out ub plase?
Lets seigh dat it is two or
three paws to da leff ub wer it is suPOSED to bee. Now da d*ggy
will..."

evry time mommee get to dis sentens shee WAffs out WOUD, den waffs n
waffs sum mor beefor she trew reedink..so me let her be reeding dis
evry day iff she want..cuz i tired ob crying..dat not fun fur mee. Dis
uncle bil haff gud sens uf hoomur, like sum catz i gnow..butt tweets
his catz cmplaynts bery serius.

I dwink wadder fwum baffroom fawcett mebbee 5, 6 times a day. mebbee
9 or 10. baffrooms ar bery fun pwayses..tings wud not bee da same
wifout it.

MeOwy ~{^.".^}

On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:20:17 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

I knoze 'zakley whut yoo means, WooToo! I eggspekt mine fud dish to
be filled to da top ALWAYZ! If it'z not, I meows pitifully attid da
hooman until he getz ober dere an fillz it!

Wen did yoo say dey haff boot camp fur humanz?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/1/2009 10:36:42 PM

Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:20:17 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

I knoze 'zakley whut yoo means, WooToo! I eggspekt mine fud dish to
be filled to da top ALWAYZ! If it'z not, I meows pitifully attid da
hooman until he getz ober dere an fillz it!

Wen did yoo say dey haff boot camp fur humanz?


Mine es hopeliss.

Lucy

i izunt sure but dey sure needzit rownd here, dey wuz bof owt fur da entire
lite today, Trudi
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:20:17 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

I knoze 'zakley whut yoo means, WooToo! I eggspekt mine fud dish to
be filled to da top ALWAYZ! If it'z not, I meows pitifully attid da
hooman until he getz ober dere an fillz it!

Wen did yoo say dey haff boot camp fur humanz?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/1/2009 10:36:42 PM

Mine hoominz wuz hoam awl day but Meowmiez neez wuz hurtin hurself sew bad
hur had tew stay inna bed, cryin, n tayked sum yukky medixinez dat mayed
hurself sleepy n Pa wuz on hiz pooter n ignorin usses sew Sqweex frew awl
Meowmies stuff off hur taybul, penz, stampz, stickerz, hee hee hee, dat'll
teech Meowmie tew sleep awl day. Hur yellz at mee wen I jump on hur neez,
but hur sez et hurtz hur wen I do dat.
Oh well. I gess i am a meen kitty. But hur n Pa wufs me n awl uf usses,
Mosey

i izunt sure but dey sure needzit rownd here, dey wuz bof owt fur da entire
lite today, Trudi
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
Wee luff r hoomins, even DOH dey iz reely dum, butted luv is GNOT a
exkuse four bad service. Do gnot bee like a d*g. Be lowd, be prowd,
bee da kitteh.

I knoze 'zakley whut yoo means, WooToo! I eggspekt mine fud dish to
be filled to da top ALWAYZ! If it'z not, I meows pitifully attid da
hooman until he getz ober dere an fillz it!

Wen did yoo say dey haff boot camp fur humanz?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/1/2009 10:36:42 PM