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I don't usually post adds but 2HuskiesN1LukyMutt 06/06 06:01:47
I thought this was hilarious. It already been flagged but I copied the text. Not sure why it got flagged. I thought it was funny. Clearly a joke meant to make a point Please don’t flag me, I’m not a breeder, I swear. My purebreaded pug who just so happens not to be fixed ( y’know, I just didn’t think it was necessary because I was going to keep a close eye on her) hooked up with my purebreaded beagle who also is not fixed (and he’s not fixed, because I truly am an ‘animal lover’ at heart and I just didn’t think it was natural). So whoopsie, now I have a litter of puggles! How ironic that it just so happens that I have an unfixed beagle and an unfixed pug and they just happened to have a litter of the most popular designer breeds in demand. Whoa is me. Cute, Adorable, and very popular Puggle puppies! I’m asking a ‘small’ adoption fee of $1,500 per puggle to make sure they go to a good home. No, they’re not vetted, or microchipped, or neutered (who does that anyway?) but they’re cute!!!! Nevermind the hoards of homeless puppies in rescues that come with shots, already de-wormed, microchiped, and fixed for small adoption fees of $250, wouldn’t you rather have a PUGGLE!? And anyway, puppies from rescues have “baggage” unlike puppies from a know-it-all back yard breeder like myself! Do you really expect a rescue puppy to forget those 8-10 weeks he spent in a foster home? Most foster homes are tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, hippies who deal with mixed breed mutts. What a horrible past to have come from! Imagine the emotional baggage that will create! They’ll give any dog a warm bed and attention no matter what breed they are! Imagine, pugs and beagles next to hounds and chows. The shame! In my yard, the puggles are all kept nice and isolated in a pretty little shed out back with a nice heat lamp to keep them warm, and if that doesn’t work, they can always lay in each others feces. Also, you can get my puppies after only 6 weeks! I know they say you should wait longer, but moving the pups out earlier means more litters which means more profit! (Again, I’m not a breeder, I swear, these accidents just keep happening). And hey, don’t worry if I’m out of puppies when you call, because I’m almost certain to have another Whoopsie in another couple months if you miss out on this litter. |
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