Eli buries his gas

I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

"Pat" wrote in message
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I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Oh my god, that must have been hilarious! LOL!

Lily & her mama


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Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

Pat wrote:

I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

OMG that's funny!

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Remember: It is To Laugh

On Thu, 17 May 2007 12:11:50 -0500, Pat wrote:

I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....


IMHO He probably had a tummyache A little sympathy here, please. MLB

On Thu, 17 May 2007 12:11:50 -0500, "Pat"
wrote:

I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

My cats make no sounds when farting so I thought they didn't because
they have no cheeks. No mistaking the smell though.
Debra in VA
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"Debra" wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 May 2007 12:11:50 -0500, "Pat"
wrote:

I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....

My cats make no sounds when farting so I thought they didn't because
they have no cheeks. No mistaking the smell though.
Debra in VA
See my quilts at
http://community.webshots.com/user/debplayshere



oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Cats CAN and DO make noise when farting.

Weeble, when just a couple days old, and it was only the second time he
pooped for me. I thought he was done, and I had cleaned his bottom... and
then I smelled more poop... I looked at his behind and he farted IN MY FACE.
It was a tiny (but ultra-smelly) little "put".

Smokey does a "fweeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound sometimes when she's in the litter
box. I think of it as an advance warning system, and all cats should come
equipped with them, especially Ping, who's poop is so smelly, even he won't
stay in the litter box to burry it (he wants to get AWAY from that smell)!

My cats make no sounds when farting so I thought they didn't because
they have no cheeks. No mistaking the smell though.

Weeble, when just a couple days old, and it was only the second time
he
pooped for me. I thought he was done, and I had cleaned his bottom... and
then I smelled more poop... I looked at his behind and he farted IN MY FACE.
It was a tiny (but ultra-smelly) little "put".

stay in the litter box to burry it (he wants to get AWAY from that
smell)!-

I have found that during especially...ummm..."gassy" times, my
kitties--or even Loki the d*g surprisingly--don't care to sit on my
lap. Some of their expressions of dismay have been priceless.LOL

PatM

Boy, can they make noise. I'm also convince they can fart at will. My
favorite example is Odessa's first visit to our vet. Odessa had had issues,
having been returned to the shelter several times, and at this point any trip
out of the house seemed to remind her of those trips and she was always quite
agitated. After giving her the complete once over, the doctor decided to take
a look under her tail, and at the precise moment he lifted it (and bent down
forn a closer look) the Odessa-Doll let fly with one of the loudest and most
obnoxious catfarts I have ever experienced. It was decidedly audible, though
that was not its most distinct feature; the vet backed off several feet, and
the tech opened and shut the door several times in succession to try to fan
out the bouquet that penetrated and permeated. Odessa, the most delicate of
our Ladies, to this day can fart like a truck driver after a couple of plates
of stuffed cabbage at a stop along some remote stretch of Thruway
imaginatively called "Eats..."

Note to myseft: pick up a can of Glade.

Blessed be,
Baha

Magic Mood Jeep wrote:
I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Cats CAN and DO make noise when farting.

Weeble, when just a couple days old, and it was only the second time he
pooped for me. I thought he was done, and I had cleaned his bottom... and
then I smelled more poop... I looked at his behind and he farted IN MY FACE.
It was a tiny (but ultra-smelly) little "put".

Smokey does a "fweeeeeeeeeeeeee" sound sometimes when she's in the litter
box. I think of it as an advance warning system, and all cats should come
equipped with them, especially Ping, who's poop is so smelly, even he won't
stay in the litter box to burry it (he wants to get AWAY from that smell)!

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Pat wrote:
I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

Silly cat!!!

Or, maybe not silly. Maybe cats see gases as solid....




ROFL! That is too funny. Way to go, Eli.

Ginger-lyn

Pat wrote:

I was scooping one of the litter boxes when Eli climbed into the next one
over, dug a hole, turned around, squatted over the hole, farted twice,
turned around and covered over the empty hole.

That's hilarious.

Did he write "Here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to sh*t, but only
farted" on the inside of the litter box?

Joyce