Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE

Wile efferguezt wuz tayking uh nap at owr Kissamouse Party, ai ported hoam
tew mai uther hoam, n ai brot Sqweex n PookyKat bak wiff mee, (but Pipps iz
styl at da Party) ,, tew chek on Ma n Pa, hoo r fyne n den Uh foo minnitz
ugo, mee n Pa wuz sitting at owr pooterz, Pa wuz pwaying uh gayme n ai wuz
riting heer, n den *bink* awl da litez wwint owt fur abowt 4 sekundz. Den
dey kame bak on, n Ma runned da dishywarsher, feeded usses n scooped da
doodleboxes, n setted da klok on da mikrowave fingy, n gnow Pa haz tew
reeset da klok in dere bedreum. Dey boff hab flashylites wiff dem en kase
et happenz iffen dey r woking in da dark. So diz iz wat ai git fur koming
hoam, mrrrrrrrrt......ai kalled MeOwy on mai sellfone fingy tew tel
herownself ai wud be bak tewmorrow, n dat ai taked mai nosepoink bawx wiff
me dat we gotted fur uh winking gift. (ai gotted une dat haz hur fase wiff
hur noze innit, n hurz haz mai fase wiff da nose tew poink innit.) n hur
sed gnot tew wurry, hur wud tayke kare uff Mayzy n Tygur n Auntie Mimzy n
Unka BobQat wyl hulp hur. Dey r boff Majikal Whimsey Qats tew. YEup
murmers stai on litez...yeeeeeeeeUP!!
Luvz, Mosey