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#381
March 9th 04, 01:13 AM
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Kin I sleep under da covurs on da eggstra bed? I lyke dat!
An wat kindsa fud are dere? Efun more impurrtant, wen is fud avaylable? Allegra, packing I neffurr did dat mineself, but yu ar welkum tu try... affer awl, yu ar a gezt, an dat iz da gezt bed. I yam on o-pinn feedink, so alldatyme dere iz kruncheez in da dish. Den weez got sovt kand fud furr dinner, da flayfurrz change, ya kno. An wen mine hoominz ar in da baffruumz ur kittychin, yu kin azk = demand sum treet kruncheez, ur chese, ur toona, ur watteffurr day iz havin furr luntsh. Affur yu hab dinnur, day hav dinnur, so yu get up onna chayer an azk nizely furr sum turkey, ham, spam, ram, lam ur watteffur. In between we kin say MEOWLK! an get sum, unlezz yu ar lergik. Den, if we arnt sleepink, we kin play wiff mine toyz. I habent seen da boddum ov mine toy bazket furr uh long tyme! Dyna, entysinglee Wowwowwow! I teleport ofur rite away! I not been wif a frendly cat fur a longlong tyme. Allegra -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net 
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#382
March 9th 04, 01:14 AM
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I anser dat in its propurr thred, fer shure!
Allegra You forgot "like"... it's "like, fer shure!". Get with the program, dude!!! ;-) --- Cory Ize not a native uv dat vallee, so Ize uses mineown dialect. Ize a Hudson Vallee Gurl! Allegra -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net
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#383
March 9th 04, 03:46 AM
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"Adam" wrote in message ... Kin I sleep under da covurs on da eggstra bed? I lyke dat! An wat kindsa fud are dere? Efun more impurrtant, wen is fud avaylable? Allegra, packing I neffurr did dat mineself, but yu ar welkum tu try... affer awl, yu ar a gezt, an dat iz da gezt bed. I yam on o-pinn feedink, so alldatyme dere iz kruncheez in da dish. Den weez got sovt kand fud furr dinner, da flayfurrz change, ya kno. An wen mine hoominz ar in da baffruumz ur kittychin, yu kin azk = demand sum treet kruncheez, ur chese, ur toona, ur watteffurr day iz havin furr luntsh. Affur yu hab dinnur, day hav dinnur, so yu get up onna chayer an azk nizely furr sum turkey, ham, spam, ram, lam ur watteffur. In between we kin say MEOWLK! an get sum, unlezz yu ar lergik. Den, if we arnt sleepink, we kin play wiff mine toyz. I habent seen da boddum ov mine toy bazket furr uh long tyme! Dyna, entysinglee Wowwowwow! I teleport ofur rite away! I not been wif a frendly cat fur a longlong tyme. Allegra -- Dyna runrunrunz intu da gezt/pooter ruum, an luukz in da klozet..... Uh can ov Fancy feetz in wun paw, an sum Pounceez in d'udder. Oh yay!! Kumpnee!!!
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#384
March 9th 04, 03:54 AM
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Wowwowwow! I teleport ofur rite away!
I not been wif a frendly cat fur a longlong tyme. Allegra Dyna runrunrunz intu da gezt/pooter ruum, an luukz in da klozet..... Uh can ov Fancy feetz in wun paw, an sum Pounceez in d'udder. Oh yay!! Kumpnee!!! large tan tabby with ear tufts materializes, carrying a blue cloth belt in her mouth I bring my belt. Iz dat okay? Allegra -- email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net
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#385
March 9th 04, 06:06 PM
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"Adam" wrote in message ... Wowwowwow! I teleport ofur rite away! I not been wif a frendly cat fur a longlong tyme. Allegra Dyna runrunrunz intu da gezt/pooter ruum, an luukz in da klozet..... Uh can ov Fancy feetz in wun paw, an sum Pounceez in d'udder. Oh yay!! Kumpnee!!! large tan tabby with ear tufts materializes, carrying a blue cloth belt in her mouth I bring my belt. Iz dat okay? Allegra -- shur...iz da belt lyke uh sekuritee blankee? Yu muzt be hongree frum yur tryp... kummon an hab sum fud. Meowmeeeee.... opin da fancy feet NEOW purrleez. Dyna, indulgentlee HoominO...wadda bigbig kitty. Wat wunnurfool eer tufftz.... I'll opin da kand fud fur yu. (didn't kno she reelee tawkt like diz, huh?) Anti Sylvia
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#386
March 10th 04, 12:38 AM
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(didn't kno she reelee tawkt like diz, huh?) Anti Sylvia Wes we'ze did. Duzzent effurywun? Unka Sonam
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#387
March 18th 04, 02:55 AM
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large tan tabby with ear tufts materializes, carrying a blue cloth belt
in her mouth I bring my belt. Iz dat okay? Allegra shur...iz da belt lyke uh sekuritee blankee? Yu muzt be hongree frum yur tryp... kummon an hab sum fud. Meowmeeeee.... opin da fancy feet NEOW purrleez. Dyna, indulgentlee HoominO...wadda bigbig kitty. Wat wunnurfool eer tufftz.... I'll opin da kand fud fur yu. (didn't kno she reelee tawkt like diz, huh?) Anti Sylvia Fangu! (chomp chomp chomp) Wen weze dun eetin an aftur da nap, shud we visit da Living Desert an luk at eer tufts, or shud we sayve dat fur a TEC meeting? Allegra, still eating
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#388
March 18th 04, 01:35 PM
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I know you're not her keeper, Allegra, but where's Louise??
--- Unca Cory I'z not Allegra, but I believe shez still atted home. Dere was a message about day a cupple weekz ago, I finks... Path: uni-berlin.de!client-216-176-77-46.consolidated.NET!not-for-mail From: "Miss Violette" Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.community Subject: Kitty Schottland's Fourteenth Purr Day Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2004 01:12:10 -0600 Lines: 23 Message-ID: References: . net k.net k.net k.net k.net k.net NNTP-Posting-Host: client-216-176-77-46.consolidated.net (216.176.77.46) X-Trace: news.uni-berlin.de 1078384677 61236100 I 216.176.77.46 ([211669]) X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 Xref: uni-berlin.de rec.pets.cats.community:136635 You are home, Miss Violette, who really likes Louise and wishes she would calm down and play nicer Adam wrote in message ... Miss Violette appears, picks the kitty jail with her sharp claws, then gets Louise to go into the porter. We love you Louise but you can't just take another cats hooman especially when you already have one of your own, Miss Violette, who lets Louise out at her house, and hopes she will come again and play nicer next time hissspit!!! Where I now? Louise
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#389
March 19th 04, 03:14 AM
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Fangu! (chomp chomp chomp) Wen weze dun eetin an aftur da nap, shud we
visit da Living Desert an luk at eer tufts, or shud we sayve dat fur a TEC meeting? Allegra, still eating I know you're not her keeper, Allegra, but where's Louise?? --- Unca Cory She wuz hedded bak tu da hows wen I left, so shez prolly on da kichen table ur luking owt da window ur on da bak porch waching fur Orange Cat. Allegra, still eating
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#390
March 22nd 04, 03:50 AM
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I know you're not her keeper, Allegra, but where's Louise??
--- Unca Cory She wuz hedded bak tu da hows wen I left, so shez prolly on da kichen table ur luking owt da window ur on da bak porch waching fur Orange Cat. Allegra, still eating Dat'z da cat whut Louise duzzint wike, rite?? --- Onyx, wunnering iffin I'z kin haf sum Pounceez purrleez anna fangu... Efurry kitty iz da cat whut Louise duzzint like. Orange Cat is da wurstest becuz he comes tu hur yard tu be with hur. Louise sez dat most uv da worldz problemz tuday are due tu Orange Cat! Allegra
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